The Ultimate Tool

“After doing scads of lawnwork yesterday, you'd think that I would vote for my Sears high pressure spray washer, man that thing is fun to use and is really loud and distubs the neighbors!

But no, my vote for the ultimate tool has got to be for the Black and Decker "Vac 'n Mulch" because it blows AND it sucks. Now, if I can only get it to do the dishes.

What or Who do you think is the ultimate tool?”

“Miss Ann Thrope is the Ultimate Tool!”

“I really like my double bladed axe. Nothing like going outside and splitting a pile of firewood the old fashioned way. Less moving parts, cheaper, great exercise, fun, and the neighbors look at you funny.”

“I was gonna say that BOBO is the ultimate tool!!”

“You haven't you heard that beer commercial yet?

"We Salute You, Mr. All-The-Little-Tools-Stuck-On-A-Pocketknife-Inventor!"”

“The Fender Stratocaster guitar is the ultimate tool!

Bobo is a close second.”

“I can't believe no one has something like, "I got your ultimate tool right here." That probably sounds best in a NJ accent. This good ole Southern boy just can't quite talk that way.”

“topo map and compass

what else do ya really need?”

“I was gonna say that BOBO is the ultimate tool!!"
lizs
09:15:26 AM
05/30/04
- Now now lizsard... and you barely know me {blush}!

MarkO gives me second to the strat? That's def a compliment!
while my guitar gently weeps

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of appliance-like tools. I was using the pool vacuum today and that was kinda cool....”

“gimme back my strat mark-o-polo”

“**IS** the ultimate tool...


NOT "has one"


sheesh!! lol”

“Jack has more hair, even today.”

“Using it for what Capn?”

“(NOTE: not to be confused with the Ultima Thule.)”

“Favorite tool in the shed would have to be the Pulaski I snagged while working with the USFS.

http://www.fireground.com/faqs/faqs_pulaski.html”