Name ML's new boat thread

“I hope Treebeard names it either

Floating Woodie

or

Water Pickle”

“USS Pottymouth”

“nope its already taken for my kayak”

“I am already seeing the value of a pic of ML riding the "water pickle".

ROFFLMDAO.”

“SS Hooplehead

or

Treebeard's Bane”

“SS Hooplehead

LMFAOROF

I think thast it!”

“I'm up for the SS Hooplehead, IJ! I love it. Gotta admit water pickle is up there too”

“Treebeard's Bane?


What, was "bone" taken or something?”

“no i won't ride a water pickle”

“Aw.... You're no fun!”

“How about the Floating Poop?”

“ewwwwww”

“USS BOB”

“im afraid to ask why BOB”

“goes right along with the water pickle theme”

“Hows about.... the Nautilus?? LOL


Dive! Dive!

<KLAXON> <KLAXON>”

“I guess Treebeard no Divorce Mapleleaf. I alone again with no hopes.

I very sad.

You should name boat "Make One Inch Wang Very Sad".”

“ski, is it a dirty inside joke there? cause im lost LOL


LOL Tilt.”

“Big Orange Book?

Sorry, but only old VMS wonks will get that one.”

“dont worry one inch wang, there is till plenty of sigle girls on tt :)”

“If I had a boat, I would name it

B Yachts

Ya know? Like B I T C H. I love that!! I'll never have a boat though.”

“Going with the Deadwood theme you could name it the Gem, this would get less strange looks than SS Hooplehead, but you could make up for that by having Treebeard call himself Captain Swearingen, and have him sail around yelling, "Who let all these #&%!$ing hoopleheads on my #&%!$ing boat!"”

“No single womens interested in One Inch Wang because Wang only One Inch. Only mapleleaf lady interested and she married lady.

One Inch Wang very sad today. Me go get ice cream cone to cheer up.

Why womens always like to watch One Inch Wang lick ice cream cone? I get three scoops, taste all at once. Womens stare at me when I do that.

One Inch Wang no understand.”

“LOL Wolfie

OIW, I sorry, now you make me sad:(

but I will get over it, now that i gots me a sail boat!”

“My father-in-law built a tandom rowboat. We all thought he has nutz. In naming the boat he followed the military practice such as HMS, USS, etc. and named it R.B. Helen and put the name in VERY BIG letters on the back, or should I say "aft" of the boat.

R. B. = 'Row boat' Helen is his wife's name.


So, we have to find out what time of boat we are talking about before we can appropriately 'dub' it.”

“poor 1 inch wang...ever thought about getting an extender? LMAO. I like ice cream cones too :)”

“Sunfish are fairly effective means of delivering an Amphibious Attack, if I recall correctly....”

“given the boats means of power,
the appeasement sacrifices to attain it,
and a nautical theme,

"Thar she blows"”

“It okay mapleleaf I understand you married lady.

I write song:

Me and Mrs. Treebeard -
we've got a thing going on.
We both know that it's wrong,
but it's much too strong
to let it go now.

We meet every day
at the same café
6:30 I know - I know she'll be there.
Holding hands - making all kinds of plans
while the jukebox play our favourite song.

Me and Mrs. Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard
we've got a thing going on.
We both know that it's wrong,
but it's much too strong
to let it go now.

We've gotta be extra careful
That we don't build our hopes up too high.
'Cause she's got her own obligations
and so – and so do I...

Me and Mrs. Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard
we've got a thing going on.
We both know that it's wrong,
but it's much too strong
to let it go now.

Well it's time for us to be leaving
It hurts so much - it hurts so much inside
Now she'll go her way
And I'll go mine.
Tomorrow we'll meet the same place – the same time.

Me and Mrs. Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard – Mrs. Treebeard
we've got a thing going on.
We've gotta be extra careful.
We can't afford to build our hopes up too high.

I wanna meet,
and talk with you,
at the same place,
the same café,
the same time
And we're gonna hold hands like we used to
We're gonna talk it over, talk it over
We know, they know, and you know and I know that it was wrong
But I'll make it strong...
We've gotta let 'em know now
We've got a thing going on...
...thing going on...”

“Van eench vang, you shoult jost graub dee voman und caust er man aside.”

“Some navy you're building there Maple.”

“LOL OIW your too sweet. kisses *

LOL ynami, so does that mean i get some men for my fleet?”

“Be careful..

You do not want a naval base full of discharged seamen”

“A sail boat?

For real?

Pictures, please!”

“Staten Island Fairy”

“this is NOT mine, but its what it looks like



You do not want a naval base full of discharged seamen"
manuka
01:18:46 PM
if im the cap of my baot, i can make them do what ever I want right?”

“man in the boat.”

“Yep. The red & white one has the more 'classic' look to it.”

“WTH is that zac?”

“A Sunfish sailboat”

“its a cartoon boat. get a better pic!!”

“cartoon?”

“Have one of the other females on TT tell you what a B.O.B. is, mapleleaf.”

“haha

try this
”

“ok, any female TT know what a B o B is, email me.”

“Battery Operated Boyfriend!

(i had to ask too, awhile ago)”