No more "Ladies' Nights" in Joizey

“He is in soooooooooooooooo much trouble. What percent of the state doesn't want to kill him?”

“Whatever percentage of New Jersey's population is gay men, cuckolded husbands, and children, is my guess.”

“"ladies nights" just sound sort of desperate and lecherous to me. whenever i see a sign like that, it's pretty much a signal to avoid that bar at all costs, LOL!”

“know what i mean, jellybean? like they're trying to lure me into some craphole i'd never go into otherwise. ha!”

“well Darn.”

“How else can us old farts get to paw tender young things like you, lyra?”

“speaking of cuckold husbands....

there is a couple who live right down the street from my parants who make cuckold videos.

i didn't even know what cuckold meant until i saw the sight.

this is not a joke. they really live RIGHT DOWN THE STREET from my parants.

if i post a link will matt just kill the thread or someting ?

it's a really disgusting website.”

“i guess i should have asked if anybody actually wants to see the site, but i figured there's got to be a couple of people on here that wanna see the most disgusting site on the planet.”

“I wonder how much this cost the state?”

“Don't do it.”

“Actually, Lyra, I tend to avoid ladies night b/c the proportion of ladies to men seems way out of sync from other bars.

Ladies night probably does attract more men than anything. Wonder if that's the real purpose: more people buying drinks at normal prices? And when the men are "hitting" on the chicks whose buying the drinks? LOL!

Might be a great place for a male/female couple, though. As long as the couple can handle it.”

“the most disgusting site in the world, now that's tempting ;-) i'll vote for a no!

this is a no-pawing zone, bit!”

“yeah, i'm sure they're probably just trying to get more people to buy drinks. i just imagine guys seeing that sign and thinking, "score, meat market!!" LOL.”

“I doubt if much thinking is going on at all, more like simple limbic-system responses.”

“hang on bit - I'm a thunkin!

The more bars with ladies nights means more men in those bars and more ladies in other bars!

For The Love of God, Protect Ladies Night at All Costs!

Or at least in the metro DC area. Thank you”

“Yes, the wise tail-chaser will avoid ladies' nights, and go to another, competing bar, where the women who don't want to be pawed all night will be.”

“No pawing? But what if it's a Monkey's Paw???


Lookout... it's kinda spooky.”

“aren't bars about the worst place in the world to hook up anyway?

ladies nite or not ?”

“Oh yah, weddings are much better.”

“oohhh, you got me on that one, Tiltypoo!”

“be careful what you wish for....”

“Tilt, I read that story a loooong time ago in high school. It gave me a chill down my back then....it still did right now. Thanks.”

“How's that for a tangent?

<G>”

“i like the simpsons version.”

“Judges in Pennsylvania and Iowa have said similar events are illegal, but courts in Illinois and Washington state have said that ladies nights are permissible because they do not discriminate against men but rather encourage women to attend.”

“I wonder how long before some jerk forces me to pay the same amount for dry-cleaning and haircuts.”

“"Yes, the wise tail-chaser will avoid ladies' nights, and go to another, competing bar, where the women who don't want to be pawed all night will be."
bitpusher
03:29:22 PM
06/02/04

LOL! Silver tounges still work on these ladies.

sacco - outside of college I would say bars are the best.

Maybe I need to continue my edumecation?”

“i think that inside or outside college bars are still weak.

the only time i ever got any from a bar is when i already knew a girl, and saw her out.

i've never just met a girl in a bar and yada yada.

ofcourse i'm pretty funny looing.”

“looking, not looing.

when i go to the loo its all business, nothing funny there.”

“i'm with bit, weddings are the best place.

probably another great way would be if you volenteered to coach little kids soccer or little league or something.

prolly tons of hot young single soccer moms out there would die to meet a nice guy who was just volenteering his time cause he liked children so much, yada yada.”

“I wasn't talking about college bars. I was talking about meeting women while in college. Do you live in a small town?”

“LOL. i wasnt talking about college bars either. i was saying that if you're in college or not, bars are still not that great -- for me anyhow.

i live in an avg. town (10,000) a few miles outside a smallish city (50,000), but not far from albany or syracuse ny - good sized cities.

why? do i seem like a woodchuck or something? LOL.”

“...the single girls are all oiled up by the sight of a girl getting what she wants...plus, all the attention is on the bride and a lot of them feel left out. Be nice and attentive and you'll be surprised.”

“i agree bit-
plus they all look hot - except for the bridesmaids- at almost every wedding i've been to the bridesmaids have to wear the ugliest #&%!$.”

“I think that's to make the bride look good, lol...

I do remember one wedding where the bridesmaid's dresses were so tight the girls looked sewed into them. That was alright.”

“"...except for the bridesmaids- at almost every wedding i've been to the bridesmaids have to wear the ugliest #&%!$."
sacco
08:05:25 AM

....and the ugliest hair disasters imaginable!”

“bitpusher, you have no shame!

a woodchuck, LOL!!

good point, Violin. from now on, i'm making it a law that girls' haircuts will be as cheap as guys'.”

“Hey, you should have seen what I was going to post, lol...”

“i still think my soccermom idea would work pretty well.

if i was single, and desperate, and if i liked kids - then that's what i'd do.”

“Yah, if you like kids, and don't mind the complications that exes can cause, soccer moms are great.”

“"i live in an avg. town (10,000) a few miles outside a smallish city (50,000), but not far from albany or syracuse ny - good sized cities.

why? do i seem like a woodchuck or something? LOL."
sacco
09:49:20 PM

Yes sacco, I'm afraid that makes you a woodchuck!”

“as long as i'm not a sheepbuggerer.”

“Speakin' of sheep buggery, I was in West Virginia last weekend.

Wet, wet and very green.”

“This dyeing fad has gone too far...”

“Sorry sacco. I've lived in small towns and cities. The bars generally suck and people don't seem to mingle. There's probably at least 40+ bars within a 15 minute walking radius of my apt. I can usually find a decent bar for mingling.”

“Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax
materiam possit materiari?

(How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood?)


don't ask.”

“nuthin to be sorry about. i wasnt offended or anything.

it just seems to me that most girls are always "on guard" at bars.
it's like they've already got their defense up before you open your mouth.
any act of kindness, attention or flirtation is like you're indirectly saying, "hey, lets go screw in the bathroom"

outside of bars women seem to have their shields much lower. the same exact acts on your part will come off much more innocent - when infact you're thinking "hey, let's go screw somewhere."

this all moot BTW, i've been with the same girl now for years. and years. sigh.”

“There is something to be said for the "Nice shoes, wanna #&%!$?" approach...”