Lime Green Jellow Thread

“hello to an old thread from a simpler time”

“*YAWN*. The jello sparkles so beautifully in the morning sun. Stretch...Fingerlakes, please fetch Spirit and I a mimosa. Thank you darling.
last edited: 9/01/05 7:48:03 AM”

“jello?
how fun!”

“Hey! Why is that Alabama Cheerleader holding Red Jellow?

I thought it was supposed to be lime Green.”

“This is what a University of Alabama cheerleader looks like 25 years after her cheering days are over:

”

“Maybe she should meet with Gems son?”

“Sometimes, I am just rendered speechless.”

“Doesn't that want to make you say "Roll Tide Roll!!!!!!"”

“No, it makes me want to say....



Oh, never mind, cottonsocks is bound to stroll across this thread at some point.”

“Is that a nekkid picture of Sela Ward? Because my internet filter at work blocked it as porn!”

“She's wrapped in chili's bed sheet.”

“Can't be my bedsheet, there is no Orange Power T on it.”

“I don't think Ms Ward would roll around on orange.”

“the red jellow pic is nasty somebody give that thing a sandwhich.”

“I bet Ms. Ward would love to have and experience with the Power T.”

“heres your mimosa sass. anything else?”

“I am still trying to figure out why Sass wants a tree? errrr wait - nevermind”

“Thank you Fingerlakes.”

“Everything is cool in the lime green jellow pool.


Hey wait, there is a song in there somewhere, let me work on it.

In the mean time, some one throw me a Corona.”

“Lime?”

“Si, por favor.”

“Here ya go. Nice beer cozy you have there.

Sunscreen?”

“University Faces Jell-O Wrestling Suit

New York University has found itself in a slippery situation — facing a $1 million lawsuit over Jell-O wrestling.

Student Avram Wisnia says he broke his hip when he got shoved into a kiddie pool filled with the red goo at his dorm's May 1, 2004, "Beach Bash," according to The New York Post.

The shallow kiddie pool was sitting on a concrete courtyard with just a small athletic mat cushioning it from underneath, Wisnia's lawyer said.

"This really was an accident waiting to happen," the lawyer, Joel Kaplan, told The Post. "It's high jinks for high minds, I guess ... Everybody loves red Jell-O."

NYU not only OK'd the goofy gelatin smackdown — food services even provided garbage pails filled with Jell-O for the event, the lawsuit claims.

The University "failed to prevent the Jell-O wrestling event" and "disregarded its duty to maintain its premises in a safe condition and carelessly created an unsafe condition," the Pennsylvania native's suit claims.

NYU officials told The Post they had not yet seen the lawsuit.

Top story”

“Stop posting red jello on the lime-green jellow thread. Its an insult! I wouldn't be caught dead in red jello....now if you'll excuse me I'm going back in the LIME GREEN jello pool!”

“Red Jello is appropo at Halloween”

“Especially if it's dripping off your fangs or oozing from an open wound.”

“Ever tried tequila shooters with Red #&%!$ing jellow?

Viva la Jellow Verde!”

“you are correct. I retract my last statement....carry on”

“Well, if you get drunk on jello shooters, and end up puking, at least with green jello, your puke looks normal. If you've used red jello, you may end up getting a trip to the hospital, courtesy of your drunken buddies.”

“Speaking from expirience?”

“No, this was all hypothetical.

Besides, my drinking buddies wouldn't have stopped to take someone to the hospital just because he appeared to be puking blood.”

“i wonder where jello fog is?any one heard from him?”

“Lime-green $100 laptops to ship early next year
By MATT MOORE
Associated Press

TUNIS, Tunisia - A cheap laptop boasting wireless network access and a hand-crank to provide electricity is expected to start shipping in February or March to help extend technology to school-aged children worldwide.

The machines are to sell for $100, slightly less than its cost. The aim is to have governments or donors buy them and give full ownership to the children.

"These robust, versatile machines will enable children to become more active in their own learning," U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan told reporters.


Annan and more than 23,000 people from 176 countries were attending the three-day U.N. World Summit on the Information Society, in its second day Thursday.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/11/17/lime_green_100_laptops_to_ship_early_next_year/”

“also...

The devices will be lime green in color, with a yellow hand crank, to make them appealing to children and to fend off potential thieves.”

“bump”

“we need to end this thread”

“why? it's only been around since 1999;)”

“Spalpeen, you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave!

I bumped this thread for a post in the Beating Cancer thread.”

“*chili stumbles over to the pool, pops the top on a Miller Lite and hums....

Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken.
And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way.

On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.

In the park I saw a daddy
With a laughing little girl that he was swinging.
And I stopped beside a Sunday school
And listened to the songs they were singing.
Then I headed down the street,
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing,
And it echoed through the canyon
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.

On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.*******



Then with the realization that it is only Saturday morning, he plunges in.”

“This thread is as bad as the bacon rings one!”

“nah, that thread is much worse”

“I might be able to forget about Bacon rings if people would stop bringing it up!”

“Hey Tango I must be missing something here, iffen it has to do with cancer or support fer someone I am all for it. Did not mean to step on anyones toes,I do not go back that far hell do not ask me about last night.but you people that know me rest assured it was just a night with friends”

“BM, you will NEVER be able to burn that from your mind. Even if you had amnesia or Alzheimers and that will be the ONE thing you'll remember!

No biggie, here is what it has to do with SP.

”

“All the people who don't like the lime green jellow thread can politely get the #&%!$ out of the pool.”