Punching Bag Resigns - Book Deal Pending ?

“I love the conspiracy theories.”

“Actually, what you seem to love is catch-phrases. Any sound bite that makes it okay for you not to think about something seems like it's fine by you!

Let's apply Conpiracy Theories to.. say... BIG BUSINESS!

Nike is a conspiracy to make shoes (obviously, since this is a conspiracy theory, only a moron would believe it).

Microsoft is a VAST and CROSS-PLATFORM conspiracy theory!

Enron: obviously only a silly conspiracy theorist would believe that a group of businessmen could ROB millions of people of their money!!!

Bacpac, if you come across any conspiracy theories that involve growing a brain, you jump right in, okay?”

“What did he just say?

Nike sells shoes.
Microsoft sells software.
But Enron does not sell energy?

Or did he say that Nike and Microsoft have stolen jobs from Americans?

I don't even try anymore.”

“Maybe if you eat a lot of fish, you'd get smarter.

Probably not, but it can't hurt!”

“According the FDA too much fish can hurt. Eating tuna more than twice a week will turn you into a thermometer.

I remember in science class we played with puddles of mercury in our hands. Make up your own joke.”

“Too easy. You haven't gotten bent out of shape at me once yet!

Are you on prozac or something?”

“No, but I have been playing a lot of golf lately.”

“golf; a good walk spoiled....


cna't bring myself to muddle through this whole thread but i think it was time for tennant to go.”

“James Pavitt, Deputy Director for Operations at the CIA just resigned too.

Next?”

“But Microsoft IS a Vast and Cross-platform conspiracy!


"One World, one Web, one Program"
-- Microsoft promotional ad


"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer"
-- Adolf Hitler”

“WASHINGTON, April 26 — George J. Tenet, the former director of central intelligence, has lashed out against Vice President Dick Cheney and other Bush administration officials in a new book, saying they pushed the country to war in Iraq without ever conducting a “serious debate” about whether Saddam Hussein posed an imminent threat to the United States.

The 549-page book, “At the Center of the Storm,” is to be published by HarperCollins on Monday. By turns accusatory, defensive, and modestly self-critical, it is the first detailed account by a member of the president’s inner circle of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, the decision to invade Iraq and the failure to find the unconventional weapons that were a major justification for the war.

“There was never a serious debate that I know of within the administration about the imminence of the Iraqi threat,” Mr. Tenet writes in a devastating judgment that is likely to be debated for many years. Nor, he adds, “was there ever a significant discussion” about the possibility of containing Iraq without an invasion.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/27/washington/27intel.html?ex=1335326400&en=e6f2a5232d75afb5&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss”

“"There won't be any #&%!$ hitting the fan, Tenet will quitely fade away and you'll never hear from him again. I think he was kept around specifically because he wasn't overly political, I see no reason why he'd suddenly become political.”
Bison
11:42:51 AM
6/03/04"



Perhaps Bison might wanna have another crack at that. :&$)”