I hate All of you

“YOU...........AND YOU WILL BE SORRY SOON ONCE I PROVE MYSELF”

“see? do you see how you are?”

“This oughta be good. Hold on while I microwave some popcorn...”

“?????????????”

“yeah I see how I am StratD.

But you know what, I aint stopping cause there are a bunch of pricks apart from myself that arent doing squat about their lives and still bringing down others....I for one AM, and will continue to make it in the mountaineering industry until, and I say until I have them on one of my ropes and crapping their butts off wishing they had never screwed with me.....No harm meant but thats the way it has to, and WILL BE my friend.”

“Somebody forgot to take their Prozac??? Or Valium??”

“Yes, your mother, maybee you should give here a call, but wait til' I get off the other line.”

“Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is on drugs or off medication.”

“Why dont you and I meet up once I'm in town and you can kiss my arse.?”

“Sooooooooo, lemme get this straight...yer saying yer going to kidnap some mountaineering industrialists, hang them from your ropes, feed them Exlax until they crap their pants?”

“You aint got the ball as others here dint or ever will have to face up to me, given the fact that they havent tryied, lets see.........how long before they ever touch me at all.....but how long before I actually bump into them comsidering that I will be in theier neighborhood soon enough.”

“ypu ...exactly”

“I'm not into the guy thing, sorry...but let me know when your in town and I'll be glad to meet ya.

I've been living your dream for the last 20 years.”

“what's on your mind, gortexx?”

“Im ready to push the envelope to the max with all these people that say I lie and make up shyte, well ya know what STRAT....I mean what I say and have no problem proving myself in terms of proof man,......but you know what?....the moment I leave a link to some webshots pic page...some dick like Adventurist or Artex or many of the other followers will say......'wow. that looks like a fake pic, or whatever.......you know what man........I mean hell, and wont stop til' I get it.”

“So tell us how you really feel about us.”

“Funny how people are brave on the web, but Im not here to hide.”

“Wow, the steam from this thread is fogging up my computer scree..............”

“Imagine what will happen in person.”

“If you waste your time b!tching at people on the internet because you are mad at them, you know you seriously have a problem in real life...”

“I guess that should go for the others aswell huh?



thoughtso”

“I guess I missed whatever you are mad about... care to explain???”

“I think you're looking for www.bacpacker.com LOL!”

“oh man...just when I thought it's going to be a boring evening...nothing on tv...email not working...THANK GOD TT is working!!!”

“thank god im appreciated for something.......i guess i balance out the good and evil thing here huh?”

“how could you hate me, we've never met, and I don't think I've ever even posted to you, until now?”

“Sorry everyone please excuse my wife goretexx it's that time of the month again and as you can see she gets very bltchy.”

“dern, and i thought I had problems...”

“I know of one waterproof breathable membrane that needs to go to sleep early tonight and get themself a good night's rest.”

“that looks like a guy I went to High School with!

lmao!”

“ohmigod!!! I know this person from somewhere--Are you David Fales?”

“Hi Folks -- Have you been feeding the animal again?

Naughty naughty.... LOL”

“
All together now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
”

“I don't give a flying fandango about what goretexx does. Isn't it about hike your own hike, do your own thing...stuff like that? If he's so unhappy here, why not leave? Am I missing something here?

"Hate" is a pretty strong word for people he has never met.”

“Hmmm, how long does her pms last.. like she is gonna beat up someone...arse? Did she say...lmao, ok troll laughs for all..”

“Doesn't anybody smell troll?”

“must be troll, not one "mate" in any of the posts.”

“I like goretexx, he's kinda like the mangy pet that TT gets to kick around.

Dude, take some of those weeny enlargement pills, it might do something for your self-esteem.”

“Cool thread! I have to stay up later when all the good posting is going on!”

“Meltdown...trolling....who cares - this was funny. Much better than my Fatsos Backpacking thread.”

“Did somebody say 'pricks'?”

“" bunch of pricks "
so that means I have to grown one in order for you to truly hate me?


how does one go about to grow one?
water it
feed it
any suggestions?”

“No, my dearie. They need some TLC or they won't grow at all!”

“LOL, maple. Surely you know how to make one grow by now.”

“Goretexx --

I kow that I hve called you a liar. And asked you questions about Talkeetna AK that you couldn't answer . .. .

But that doesn't mean I don't love you man !!!

You are special in your own special way.

YOu are the sauce that makes this sloppy sandwich we call Trailtalk that much gooier ..

We love you man.

you are special.

Very very special.”

“Thank you Stuart.”

“I'm calling you down. Meet me on the corner in one hour.”

“Goretexxx is lee's special sauce?”