Divinity and Cottonsocks

“So, I am sitting here at the office when cottosocks calls me to advise that she is with Divinity to go car camping. Seems she packed the sleeping bags and pillows and quote "some food", but called me to bring the tent. She then proceeded to ask "What are we having for dinner?"....to which I replied....."You have the whole day off, I am at work, WTF do you mean, 'what are we having for dinner'?".....to which she replied....












"just bring the tent and beer. See you later."









Why are women so logistically challenged? WTF was she going to do without a tent?”

“You may not want to know!!!:)”

“Good point, mg.

I wonder if a 30 pack will be enough?”

“Just take a can of whip cream with ya.”

“lol, divinity and cottonsocks and a 30 pack of beer.

sounds like Arkansas is in BIG TROUBLE!”

“lol, divinity and cottonsocks and a 30 pack of beer.

Don't forget the can of whip cream! Use your imagination!”

“I don't know if 30 will do it or not!”

“Whipped cream and beer? Yuck.


Take margaritas instead.”

“Hell, at this point take a blender and some ice!”

“I reckin I might ought to take two 30 packs. They are camping in a dry county.”

“TMI”

“Shouldn't you be at the magazine stand picking up your DATE, Mister TMI?”

“I picked her up earlier.

Ms. June is being a little coy, but reading between the lines, I think she will be ready when I am.

Thanks for asking.”

“lmao, thats one of the best comebacks i've seen in a long time. and that's saying a lot on this board!”

“Never underestimate the truth.”

“I knew it was true.... unless you were lying when you posted it before.

That's when Matt deleted bacpac's masturbation thread and the whiney little bitch went off to sulk for a couple of months.”

“What is your point? I masturbate?

Ok, you got me.”

“Something messed you up pretty bad to make you want to take it out on everyone else all the time.

That is the point, ultimately.”

“You insulted me.”

“Big woop. You insult people like others say 'hello, how's the weather?'.

You saying that someone else was posting TMI was pretty ridiculous, considering past performance --and I gave a cogent example. How complicated is that?”

“

"I wonder if a 30 pack will be enough?"
chili36

Shoule be, if you get the 40 oz. cans.”

“tilt seek help, call A.A.”

“You might want to check yourself there tilt. No one posts more personal insults than you.”

“WoooHoooo..I'm back......and put 850 miles on my car this weekend....

Chili didn't bring whipped cream...oh well......

But...there was lots of beer and sweating....

I need sleep...night all!!!”

“DOH!”

“Ratio of words spoken in camp:


Divinity: 30
Cottonsocks: 12.8
Chili36: 1


I couldn't get a word in edgewise.”

“She's a yacker?”

“lmao!”

“1 tent or 2?”

“Dos.”

“Equis.”

“Hey !!!!! OMG......did I actually talk THAT much????....caffine & beer ....that is to blame!!!!
See if I ever share breakfast with ya again :0

Actually I had a great time...thanks for joining me...I had the best company ever!!!.,...I LOVE my new Coleman Propane stove and lantern!!!!...wooohoooo...had a Nice trip to Missouri, a wonderful visit with my brother, and a great ride home......I LOVE books on tape :)”

“Ah, caffeine & alcohol.... That's the magic of Irish Coffee, <G>”

“j/k divinity. But the two of you certainly didn't need any words from me to keep the conversation alive.

Hell, I could have read a book.”

“Personally, I have a hard time reading with background chatter.”

“In that case, you would have never made it past the Title on the dust jacket.”