Stupid Stupid Stupid

“so, what part of "stupid thread alert" didnt you understand?”

“You're right, CB, it was an aptly named thread.

I guess I must ask myself why I click on these... I obviously have a personal problem I must confront!”

“This is very amusing!”

“you have a closet panty problem LOL”

“Hi Ya', SC, How ya' doin? I was thinkin' about you this A.M., the headline in the Sac Bee was about the rivers running high due to the 150% of normal snow levels / snowmelt, and I remembered giving you #&%!$ about swimming in the American River & telling you that you were gonna' die if you weren't careful.

Anyway, nice to know you're still alive & amongst us.. if you were still out here I bet you'd be trying to swim in the river & we'd have to dredge it to find your sorry butt! Whew, good thing you're out there in the cornfields of IN!”

“wandy, if you didnt have a personality problem, we wouldnt let you play with us”

“hehehe hell yeah, I'd be inner tubing that river!!!! I bet the flow rocks right now!!!

I miss rivers :(”

“hey spirit still thinking of visiting Canada? You must of seen the glowing report CB wrote? How could you stay away?”

“I know....it breaks my heart here lol! i will do my best to get out there but my main thing this year is to get settled in the new house and to do the NCT this year.....everything else is secondary.”

“Sorry Maple...I didn't know it was yours...when I'm done with it...I'll bring it back.”

“i wish i may
i wish i might
have my panties i wore last night
maple 2006”

“Mapes...when I got married my other half packed all our clothes for the Honeymoon...ever hear the book "Hawaii on $5.00 a day."?

I am going to write a book, "Hawaii on one pair of socks."”

“Why do you need panties at night?”

“LOL...can you see some Urban Outdoorsman walking along.....'Lord I really need a good woman" SPLAT the panties hit he grabs them, looks up and says, "Okay thats a start God."”

“Not if they were granny panties.”

“Stovie...you ever argue that a Christmas package was TOO overwrapped?”

“good thing they weren't my panties... someone might have used poles and gone camping with the grannies I wear...

semper ubi sub ubi
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“Them panties might end up like your dead pet(bird, rat?)...............caught in a branch and twistin' in the wind.”

“OK...just in case any of you aren't aware...Kleenex is not washable!

Last night when I went to take the load of laundry from the washer to the dryer I opened the washer to find a sea of white! I thought "oh no someone left kleenex in their pocket"...as I proceeded to take the clothes out I discovered that it was more than just a pocket tissue...THE BOX OF KLEENEX THAT WAS STORED ON THE SHELF ABOVE THE WASHER FELL INTO THE WASH AT SOME POINT DURING THE LOADING PROCESS...I didn't realize it until too late. I'm still trying to get it out of the washer...!!!”

“If that stuff dries in your pump you may be pwnt. I am not sure how to make sure it is cleaned out, but I do imagine the last thing you want is half an acre of wood pulp solidified in the pump drive.”

“Cleanup is easy - just blow!”

“I didn't think about tha Rev...oh geez...I'll mention it to hubby!

Bless you Tech!”

“Kleenex is evil. It will clog a sceptic system in no time. I hate coming accross it on the trail, especially while ski-ing.

I finaly convinced my daughter to use a handkerchief - I even found her a pink one.”

“ROTFLMAO!

I had that happen with a roll of toilet paper!”

“How about an entire package of gum! That's happened to me more than one time. What a pain in the neck to clean out of the dryer and off the clothes.

I finally told my kids that anything..and I mean anything, including money, was mine if I found it in the laundry. That way they clean out their pockets!”

“Back in Florida HPM had a habit of leaving pens in his pockets that I wouldn't discover until after everything came out of the dryer. I used lots of lighter fluid to clean all of the ink stains out of the dryer and all clothing.”

“I killed a Mont Blanc pen in the dryer once ---- ink everywhere.”

“I am always leaving kleenex in my pockets and then finding them, usually in the dryer...all nice and clean! Never a whole box tho...thats a mess I'm sure.”

“I just had a flash of Mrs. Howell on Gilligan's Island.... hanging up the money to dry on wash-day.”

“Now we know why the Howells took _that_ "three hour tour". So she could more privately launder the families dirty money.”

“If only the crew and passengers of the Minnow had turned up on Miami Vice..... just once!

Crocket & Tubbs, meet the criminal mastermind Willie Gilligan.”

“This thread need to be NUKED!
IMO Should never have been posted! Why???”

“We always take to heart any recommendations by any loudmouth prick who happened to land on the forum the week before.

Always ----”

“Tilt's right. Newbies rule. Always.”

“Well I wasn't going to put it that way .... but there are certainly threads less worthy of being posted that have endured for some time....”

“JK...you are who? And you opinion is needed why? If you don't like it...don't read it.”

“Was that a little over the top?

Sorry ----”

“what you said? No....maybe what I said but I'm not saying sorry!”

“nope....she ain't sayin' sorry!”

“I landed on the fourm a week ago in search of some information regarding the sport we all enjoy, least we forget the domain name.
As far as your accusations of being a loudmouth prick, F-off ! :)
The thred is just controversial, there are people dying on a daily basis, just last week a 3 year old was beaten to death near my hometown by his drunk step father, I don’t see how that relates to backpacking, so I wont post it here.
So Tilt (what a gay name) I will accept you applogy, and allow you to back to your
rude and uncalled for insults. If you ever find yourself in the Keystone state (that’s Pennsylvania) I will show you great trails.
Jkad”

“sigh - another dang troll that can't find their way over to backpacker.com or better yet practicalbackpacking.com”

“JK...if you think this thread is controversial then you obviously haven't read any of the other threads on the board.

You don't have to inform us of any ills in the world, we are all very aware of them. There are several on here battling cancer or have crisis in their lives right now.

I posted the silly incident to make people laugh!

Screw you! Go play some where else!”

“LOL! crazygurl - mission accomplished! You just made me laugh.”

“This thread should be fuego.”

“Crazygurl is nothing but a troublemaker.”

“Yeah...but a HOT trouble maker....so we let it slide....”

“jkad, I am curious as to why you would insinuate that Tilt is gay and then invite him to hike with you in Pa? What did you have in mind?

By the way, MarkO is the only one allowed to make gay slurs on TT. It's in his contract:)”

“He said it was a gay NAME, so that's okay. Still, maybe he will come back and make an "applogy" for that.”

“Nimblefoot, don't you live in Fon Dul Cacque, Wisconsin?”

“the dude's email and his website link are about kayaking. Maybe I missed them all, but I rarely see backpackers with a kayak strapped to their back. What's he doing here?”