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“crazygurl were you washing your gear at the time? That would provide the missing link to backpacking that every thread must have I guess.

Sounds like a demand/media stooge checking up on us. And somehow I suspect tilt has a pretty good handle on trails in PA. Can't be sure of that, but that's my hunch.”

“actually, like every noobie that shoots their mouth off before they learn about the site, I am sure the dude was commenting about this post that started the thread in 2004 and not crazygurls dryer escapades ...

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“Just got word, as I am an Emt in the area, that 3 student were killed today in a car accident! They were all 9th graders and the driver was a senior in his last day and he did not die! Rumors, take them for what they are, is the he was drinking and speed and booze were involved. When will they ever learn. Three 9th graders funerals, what a way to end a year. Sorry for venting but frustrated, thanks for listening!
Jack.Canine”
jackcanine
11:45:38 PM
6/15/04”

“Dang Nimble must have had a SHOT this week...(LOL) its so cute when those in the twilight time have those random neurons firing off....”

“sigh... well I guess I was put in my place. so much for an attempt at humor.”

“Heavens to Betsy Hyway..what are doing adding logic to this?”

“Crazygurl, sorry for your kleenex fiasco, but it's pretty funny.

Jkad, reset your date range, Dude. You gotta understand that, just as we do on the trail (most of here do backpack with each other) sometimes we chat about non-backpacking topics. Uncheck the "chatter" box if you don't want to read it.
last edited: 12/12/07 8:31:12 AM”

“Hey JK. �Pleased to meet you. �Go Fukc yourself.”

“Dat's my boy!”

“I thought we were supposed to call them a troll first, and then curse later. Where's my TT rule book...”

“There is too much info in the profile to qualify for the unmitigated troll title....”

“I found the TT rule book. You're right Rev. He did fill out his profile.”

“I never said he was a troll.... LOL

Judging by the retort, I don't think it's old enough to vote.”

“Rev...did you get your mail.

CD...you handled this so much better than I ...I must repent...I think the Grinch has gotten to me!

yeah Ruby...it was pretty funny...I'm still picking Kleenex out of pockets!”

“Wow, I don�t think you guys/girls ripped JK a big enough a-hole. Maybe you should widen it and put an express lane in while your at it.
BTW is backpacking a sport? I thought is was a recreational activity or a hobby.”

“sport (spôrt, spōrt) pronunciation
n.

1.
1. Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
2. A particular form of this activity.
2. An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.
3. An active pastime; recreation.
4.
1. Mockery; jest: He made sport of his own looks.
2. An object of mockery, jest, or play: treated our interests as sport.
3. A joking mood or attitude: She made the remark in sport.

http://www.answers.com/sport&r=67
last edited: 12/12/07 10:37:37 AM”

“I stand corrected.”

“Yeah.... I never saw it as some sort of competition or necessarily a communal activity. � That's why I got into it.

You guys aren't turning into a offshoot of the Rainbow People iz you?”

“I view backpacking as a sport in the same way I view hunting and fishing as sports.”

“I've thought of it as a sport...but not one of competition.”

“If you can't score points, its not a sport.

Adventure racing is a sport, walking in the woods is just recreational exercise.”

“Then what in the world do YOU call it. They sell the supplies in the 'sporting goods' section of the store!”

“Everybody cool down there?”

“Sorry Gremlin. See what happens when the temps get above freezing.”

“Sorry, PMS is a killer”

“Well...ya know sometimes ya got to just voice your opinion and sometimes the little guy doesn't get heard over all the other hot air!!!”

“Short jokes again, sigh.”

“Well...ya know sometimes ya got to just voice your opinion and sometimes the little guy doesn't get heard over all the other hot air!!!”
crazygurl
2:08:31 PM
12/12/07

so is this like saying... "If you're going to fart... do it loudly and with conviction?"”

“What the Rev said, eh?”

“I prefer the silent but deadly approach. You can reach alot of people without exposing your identity.”

“I think I meant that sometimes you have to speak loudly over all the rumblings here to be heard!

NO FARTING ALLOWED! Go outside!”

“Ewwwww...this thread stinks!”

“You don't have to speak loudly over people to be noticed, you just have to make a good impression.”

“hmmmm Mythbusters proved beyond doubt that women fart. So there....”

“NO FARTING ALLOWED! Go outside!”
crazygurl
2:17:12 PM
12/12/07

Backpacking happens outside. Does that mean we can fart as much as we want on trips?”

“I finally learned to claim the adage

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

now having claimed it... I need to live by it... hehehehe”

“We don't fart. We poot. There's a big difference. This the reason whole reason that I never win at fart baseball.”

“Fart baseball? Did I lead a sheltered childhood? Never heard of it.”

“Fart baseball?”

“I have 6 brothers and I never played that one.”

“I've never heard of it either. Maybe it's the Canadian in me, eh.”

“CD can you explain the rules?”

“fart baseball IS a sport, dutch oven is not”

“http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=2922611

Definitive rules......

well obviously there are no definitive rules.
last edited: 12/12/07 11:36:30 AM”

“Hog on Ice posted this on whiteblaze
Originally Posted by FreightTrain
Ok first, Hikers fart allot!!
on my thru-hike of the appalachian trail, me n my buds would play fart baseball while in camp...

here are the rules
one person farts, the other person playing has to hear the fart... they have 5 seconds to fart themselves to throw them out..

the person who didnt fart the base hit votes on what it was(we try to be honest)... single, double, tripple, HR, out,
a regular fart is a single..
a looong nasty fart(5+seconds) is a double..
a long nasty fart that changes in octives is a tripple...
10+ second fart changing in octives is a Homerun
20+ seconds is a grandslam

just getting a double is very hard...

when you goto throw someone out... be carefull... its a dangerous play... if you mess your shorts, you loose the game... we call it a rain-out

if you fart a SBD, and someone smells it, you get a stolen
base

Min 1 min must be waited between hits to prevent the babe ruths from tooting out a machinegun volley of base hits
last edited: 12/12/07 11:33:43 AM”

“Yup, HOI is the Commissioner of Fart Baseball. He is the authority on the subject. Whatever you do, do not sit behind home plate. And never let anyone talk you into pinch hitting. Trust me on this.
last edited: 12/12/07 11:39:03 AM”

“According to HOI official rules, pitch hitting isn't to bad. Its just replacing another hitter who probably sh1t themselfs or is about to.
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/showthread.php?t=17391&page=3”

“So HOI is a guy? I've always wondered that.”

“Yes, and a nice guy too. Salt of the earth. :)”

“there's a picture of him on phil's photo page.”

“would a woman go by the user name Hog On Ice?”