Ithaca! Site of the second annual cook- off!

“Yes, the Geobeet family will be indulging in scrapple for breakfast, perhaps with blueberry pancakes or breakfast burritos, depending on the whims of the cook(s).”

“That's right, y'all live in scrapple territory!!!”

“Scrapple heaven, not territory!”

“OMG please don't eat that crapple near me..

scrapple = crapple”

“No scrapple for you!”

“thank god!”

“I may have to stop by for a slice, I hope you'll have alittle extra. Are you gonna bread it and fry it???

Scapple makes men stong and women beautiful!”

“and children above average?”

“Scrapple should not be wasted on the children.”

“I guess we'll have to buy extra scrapple for the masses (less Pottymouth).”

“If we have any left over, we can smear it all over her kayak.”

“That'll reduce the coefficient of drag!”

“Either that or slow her up.”

“Scapple makes men stong and women beautiful!"
Capn Bobo
11:41:35 AM
07/02/04

WTF
scrapple makes strong men beautiful woman?

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY KAYAK!”

“geo, you touch my yak, i will make your snake scene look like childs play!

DUDE!”

“Well, I'll just have to find me another REAL snake, come Ithaca.


Hoohoohahhahhaahhahahahhahhahaha~~~~~~~~~~~”

“DA magic woid!”

“thats ok geo. just watch your grandchildren...oops I mean your back!”

“you now what geo, i may even find your ex wife and invite her on this little trip.

that outa scare ya a little”

“Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, ... you have no clue Mapes! Oh, I remember the last camping trip I took her on. There are three chances she would go camping, slim, none, and "Are you freakin kidding me?????"

But that was a good one! Nice try.”

“Mapes is busy tryin to think up a snappy comeback.”

“sounds like mine Geo!

lmao!!!!!!”

“no geo, I just needed to order your little gift from hell.

mmoowwaahhhwhwhhahahaha”

“Hmmmmmm, Mapes is trying a comeback. Okily dokily, neighborly neighbor, (mind kicks into gear).”

“I think having a cookoff in the woods will attract many kinds of wild animals.

Ohhhh.... my brain hurts...”

“Gift from hell??

What did you do, conjure up a hex on the boy?”

“mooohhaaww (insert very evil laugh here)

mapleleaf(lost in password hell)”

“looks like maple was drinking early this weekend ; )
she never posts on the weekend unless she's been drinking!”

“Dig it.......”

“LOL scorch, not then but I am now...

hic-up”

“whatta drunk”

“Here's to you, maplefeep!!!

(raisin' coffee cup)”

“What's scrapple?”

“i asked the same question. go see the other thread...nightcrawlers i think”

“It's made of the floor sweepings not good enough to go into sausage!”

“That's right, Tango!

Scrapple is made of "pork products", lips, ears and snouts, etc.”

“Lips and @$$holes, right. MMMMMMM!”

“Dare I say, bacon rings?”

“One more time regarding contest rules, if I may.

We will be receiving a pre-ordained time to bring our entree to Party Central for judging, correct?

Question: What portion are we presenting to the judges? If I'm making, say, a rack of ribs, do I bring the entire rack to the Judging tent, or just a smaller portion of the entree for the judges? I will be making enough to share with everyone, I'm just wondering if you bring the whole mess to the judges tent or just a dressed up portion of the entree strictly for the judgung?”

“you bring it all to scorchfire's tent.”

“I will re-post fromn the beginning. Here are the rules. We're looking for simplicity, yet with a touch of elegance here! lol


We're less than a month away...
"...so let's start with a few guidelines and although some may have a few axes to grind (or a few throats to cut), we will try to not cloud this with lots of complications.
Remember these guidelines are a starting point and open to amending from the general populice here...


1. The cook-off will be held on Saturday, July 17th, 2004 Time: TBA

2. Your choice of dish need not be pre-announced

3. Your method of cooking is strictly up to you

4. Desserts, side dishes and the like are welcome as are entrees*

* Note that traditionally, entrees may get more attention by nature and may increase your chances of winning the contest, but the choice is arbitrary

5. All entries will be coordinated to be presented at one uniform time

6. Harrassment of last year's champion, or sabotage of his entry this year is strictly prohibited without the expressed, written consent of the commissioner"
Treebeard
12:28:17 PM
06/16/04


"Well, I think this should be a pretty freewheeling thing like last year, except with a few modifications so I don't get verbally lynched again by the 'Phildelphia Food Fighters Freestyle Lamb Chop Ring'!

But, the truth is, there's no need to impose a lot of restrictions. We are all pretty much relegated to BBQing. So, the method is all going to be similar. The food you bring is arbitrary. The only other real detailsis how you prepare. So, carry in what you need and do your stuff!"
Treebeard
12:37:10 PM
06/16/04”

“We know it will be Saturday night. We can collectively set a time and agree on it during the day..."
Treebeard
08:51:37 AM
06/17/04”

“Bobo, the other thing is that we can each opt for bringing enough to pass around,but nobody's obligated to that. It is kinda fun to sample a little bit of this and a little bit of that across the board. It's a fun way to stuff your face. I will be making a lot, but I think the best idea for the judgment phase is to make a test batch at first, if possible. The judge doesn't need to gouge himself on a wholke rack of ribs to get the idea. Let common sense dictate the rest and we can keep it simple and fun, ok?”

“Please don't GOUGE your eye out with rib bones!”

“"I think having a cookoff in the woods will attract many kinds of wild animals."
Mr Gumby
08:26:04 AM








well i dont know about yall but im countin on that...being from the south and all i do think i have the advantage of critter stew...just depends on if the critters up north taste as delic' and the ones down herr”

“I'm on vacation!!!”

“getting close....trying to decide if the dog should come to......”

“I, for one, am not going to stand by and let you cook Pumba!”

“Oh, it's me, TB!!!”

“SHE LIVES!”