Ithaca! Site of the second annual cook- off!

“No boubt adout it. Mapes has a certain talent.”

“can you say go phuck you,r self?”

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I heart them :)”

“Some we yet will see! LOL”

“cause I am so lovable :)”

“anywho,
grem so glad your going to make this trip.
just be nice to the boarder patrol ok? dont want to have to come and get you out of jail.

HAHA”

“I wonder what troll tastes like? I bet it tastes just like chicken.”

“you want to eat me?”

“So, let's see, we have about a half dozen for the cook-off so far. Wonder if Lyndy is going to participate? She will probably chime in pretty soon.

Geo, what about Paul? Is he up for this?”

“i got a body part you can chap ya lips on!”

“"6. Harrassment of last year's champion, or sabotage of his entry this year is strictly prohibited without the expressed, written consent of the commissioner"


I'll see what I can do, but Linus is still pissed about YOU winnning last year.”

“Does tying a rock to his leg and tossing him into the nearest Finger Lake count as harassment?”

“I mean YOU, Treebeard!!!!”

“I figured that, Mark-o Polio!”

“You wouldn't do that to me, now would you, Geo?”

“Geo - Only if the Feds see you doing it.”

“"judge will be not be one of us. it has to be someone no one knows."
mapleleaf
02:10:25 PM
06/16/0



sounds like im a hands down favorite for the judging position...”

“You wouldn't do that to me, now would you, Geo?"
Treebeard
03:47:53 PM
06/16/04

Geo would never do something like that, he's definitely a man of character. Besides, that's why he hired Salvatore and Vinny (from Two Street)!”

“I will be kickin' a$$ in the cook off (especially you CB)!!!! You can all still cook if ya want."
Tango
02:35:07 PM
06/16/04

My dear dear virtual friend Tango,
let me help you by telling you that you must accept defeat. Accept that you are beaten NOW so you don't walk around like a gloomy gus all week because you had the perception that you could beat "Chef Bobo" in the cookoff kitchen. I think at best my dear, perhaps you should put down your paper mache chef hat and come work for me. Yes! You could dab my forehead with a moist towelette as I prepare the winning dish and then you could say you were part of the winning team!

Remember, the best chefs in the world are MEN.

With Love,
Bobo”

“Must we REALLY have another thread for this damn trip?!”

“Must we REALLY have another thread for this damn trip?!"
ScorchFire
10:52:54 PM
06/16/04

- This message brought to you by the author of the "Night Crawlers" thread, currently 12, 214 posts!
BbooIiiiIinnNnnggGGg!
Definitely a Lumper!”

“looks like I am officially out of this one, unless I can convince my black friend to go I won't make it. LOL That will be a problem!! black people dont' like bugs, sweat and stuff like that. LOL


and if it can't get any worse I just had to decline an invitation to whitney I normally should've never declined. I am pretty upset. Prolly will never get on that mtn ever!!

She better be my best friend in the whole world.
:-)”

“OObrett, please join us!!!

It will be nice to see Gremlin without all that winter clothing.

Is mud season over yet?”

“HMMMMMMMMM being new to this....if we enter said contest how much food do we make??? Enough to feed this crew??? I think I need a 2nd mortgage.....lol

jack.canine”

“Great, Gremlin! And you are in for the cook-off too? Cool!

Ok, so far:

Treebeard
Gremlin
Capn Bobo
Geo
Mark-O

Who else for the cook-off?"

You know that I an in! I have my entree all set. It is not exactly what I wanted to prepare, but that's OK.”

“I'm in !!!!! but my question remains about amount of food and are we allowed to prepare some before?? I make a killer red sauce but needs some prep done at home??? This over thin spaghetti with warm bread and wine!!!! I win I win I win...of sorry. Anyway, I'm in.

jack.canine”

“Wounded Knee, you forgot that little tart from Florida.

What's-her-name?

Uh......Tang-Oh ! !”

“Marko You mean the the babe in the song by the "Motor City Madman" (Ted Nugent)
"Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang-Oh" ?”

“I dunno snafu, you and me might be in for a good spankin' now!

(he he he! ! !)”

“lmao!


dammit Gemini!!!!!!!!”

“OK, who's gonna pick up Gemini?”

“Mais oui, I weel cook for you to tingle ze moist and hidden parts of yourrr bodie.

You zee, ze cooking is like ze sex.

You need a certaine touche,
an appréciation of ze préférences of ze other,
eet mus' 'ave a certaine spice,
a leetle variété,
eet mus' please ze eye,
and ze nose,
and ze...







tongue.

First, le préparatif, how you say, beforeplay, non, hein.
Perrhaps asparagus een huile d'olive, jus de citron et moutarde de Dijon,
Zen, entrecôte of caribou à la mode du Lac St-Jean - zees is sauce theeken with gelée of blueberries instead of ze paste of tomate. Weeth pomme de terre Anna and parsley.

Desert



NON not your deesgusting Anglo fattee, pastee horreur,



Oui, a leetle fruit (non, you silly, you do not prononce ze T), perrhap cerries - a jubilée à la Montmorency, perrhaps flambée to be like ze rub of back and tongue teekeul of ze nape of ze neck and down to ze small of your lovely back to put you to sleep after your orgasme to make you dream of a place zat look like a golf course wiz no silly peepeul.

Ah, oui.”

“Oh baby, that sounds like some good vittles le gremlin!”

“Ze Grem,
I dunno whats in de hellz you just said, but I'm all hot and bothered now...LOL
My last name is DePew what the does it mean in french?
The stink?
The Smelly one?
Pepe LePew!
Weeeeeee
LOL”

“French Canadian that is!

NOT Froggie French!”

“One last thing should we bring Red or White wine to the Last Supper?”

“Red”

“Yes, Geobeet is definitely in. Paul has not indicated he wants to enter the cookoff. I think he figured out that it's a lot cheaper to eat free food.”

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BbooIiiiIinnNnnggGGg!
Definitely a Lumper!"

But it was only ONE thread!”

“First of all, yes, Scorchy. I wanted a separate thread for the cook-off, and I deliberately waited until now to get it started. The cook-off needs to be dealt with and I didn't want the posts to get lost in the almost 3 grand worth of posts on the other thread. It's only fair that all participants get to communicate about this and keep it a little more concise.

Gem, Ithaca has no bugs. They all go to Florida for the summer. And black people don't sweat up there, so we'll see you there! :)


Jack, good questions! Let me address them one at a time.

First, you need not feed everyone if it is not practical to do so. You will, however, need enough to feed the judge(s), and, I assume, your own crew (and Pumba). If you choose to prepare more and want to divvy up some so others can get a taste of that delicious stuff you are conjuring up, then I say, Let's Party!

Second, you can prepare a sauce at home. Mine last year was a concoction of about 20 different sauces that went on my delicious, scrumptious, delectible, satisfying, Emeril Lugasi quality ribs that Geo said he would gladly cede the crown to me over. I chose not to bring all those bottles with me as I would have no room in the cooler to store all those half filled bottles once I was done with it. Now, unless someone has a problem with doing that, I am suggesting that preparing a sauce at home is ok. Truth is, it's in how you cook it once you are there that will win you the crown!”

“Treebeard
Gremlin
Capn Bobo
Geo
Mark-O
Tango
Wounded Knee
Jack Canine


I believe this is it, so far!”

“Canuck french ou froggie french, ze accent eez différent. but eet eez ze same...













Tongue.”

“Chef Gremlin sounds like all hat and now cowboy. Spaghetti-o's, bacon bits with a bottle of ripple dumped in. Caution: he was just talking about roadkill on another thread.”

“Treebeard
Gremlin (Le Chef de Fransaisse) (accent grav)
Capn Bobo
Geo
Mark-O
Tango
Wounded Knee
Jack Canine”

“Screw all the Frenchie stuff, maybe I'll just make some chili that'll blow out yer O-ring!






And Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, of course!”

“Works for me, Mark-O. I got a feeling that the diet is going out the window for this weekend!”

“Ja Chemini, vat treebeart said.”

“now = no”

“So, you with me on all the rules and stuff, Geo? Again, trying to keep it simple, but fun...”

“Yeah, I just wanted to make sure that we all aim for a uniform serving time to avoid what happened last year, not that it matters to the entree I'm making this year.”