Ithaca! Site of the second annual cook- off!

“We know it will be Saturday night. We can collectively set a time and agree on it during the day...”

“gremlin, ze french chef - too, too funny!!!! I had one of those snot-flying cubicle moments and everybody wanted to know why I was laughing so hard!!! entrecôte of caribou à la mode du Lac St-Jean - ehwww, sounds, uhm... interesting. I'm shakin' in my boots here!

gemini - sorry to hear about the Mt. Whitney letdown. Do not fear, the mountain will always be there! Please, please come on up and bring your friend. The last I checked, white people don't like bugs, sweat and stuff like that too!

Treebeard - thanks for answering questions I was just going to ask (amount of food needed for presentation to judge(s)).

Tango - Tango! Where is my friend Tango? Let me know you'll be my sous chef... or put up yer ducks!!!

Chef Bobo”

“Entre vous!!”

“Run for your livers! Bobo's hungry!”

“Victory is mine. I found a ringer to do my cooking.

”

“Zut! I can cook heem too. Hein?”

“Enough trash talk, you wannabes. We'll find out in about a month!”

“Who's your daddy?”

“No No, that's Hoosier Daddy!”

“Hose bag daddy”

“Nice Tango!

Anybody in this group know any field medicine?”

“Should I bring my stuff..... wait a minute, can only act when sober...never mind...

JC”

“LMAO, jack!”

“Memo to self: pack a leash and muzzle for Tango and hope she doesn't break loose.”

“We may have to set up a "Brig Tent" just incase confinement is necessary.”

“Ya' gotta catch me first...see new gear thread!!!

Then if you think it will be a walk in the park to get me in there....well.... do the words rude awakening mean anything?


~insert maniacal laugh here~”

“I think I'm bringing Donald Brashear with me.”

“he's a big baby!”

“Hey, who's that with Sal and Vinny checking out the confinement box?

Great pic Tango, LMAO! I'm laying on the stretcher thinking,
"All this over a cheese souffle?"!

On guard you pheasants, err... Peasants!

hmmm pheasants... where can I get some fresh pheasants....”

“Pheasants-R-Us”

“This is going to be a totally hilarious kick butt trip!!!”

“Who's Donald Brashear and why don't you just tell us about your new gear, Tangy?”

“New Nike Air Wallowa II mid cut.



I've never gotten my Lowas to fit.”

“Donny is a Philly hockey player.”

“You're gonna cook wearing THOSE SHOES????”

“YEP! And you are already on the list! Wanna say something more????”

“...if they fit. Which is a big if.”

“"In these shoes?"
by Kirsty MacColl

I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went
He said "Let's make love on a mountain top
Under the stars on a big hard rock"
I said "In these shoes?
I don't think so"
I said "Honey, let's do it here."

So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He said "I've got a powerful horse outside
climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
I know a little place, we can get there before the break of day."
I said "In these shoes?
No way, Jose"
I said "Honey, let's stay right here."

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo
(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse)
Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo
(But the way she dances, it's a scandal)

Then I met an Englishman
"Oh" he said
"Won't you walk up and down my spine,
It makes me feel strangely alive."
I said "In these shoes?
I doubt you'd survive."
I said "Honey, let's do it.
Let's stay right here."”

“Are you on crack??”

“Darnit, you've discovered my secret ingredient for the smoked pheasant!”

“LOL”

“Hi, I'm back from summer class stupor. Final exams next week.

We are not in the cookoff as contestants but as the cheering squad. We intend to bring lots of side dishes like fruit, salad, and other stuff to round out the menu for this big crowd. See you all there!”

“Hang in there LyndyS, one more week to go!

We'll need you to stand behind Tango for when she finds out she lost the cookoff and faints, don't wanna get those shoes dirty!”

“i wanna be a cook off judge! (mmm free food)”

“"From the rats in the basement
To the sharks in the penthouse
Its not that far"

I love Kirsty MacColl

"There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
He's a liar and I'm not sure about you"

Nice shoes, Tango!
Are they petite or butt-kickin' size?”

“I have a sneaky hunch we'll find out about butt kicking at Ithaca.”

“I just hope it doesn't turn into a sea of mud.”

“I'm glad to see MarkO appreciates Kirsty MacColl. Sad story, I think she died of the big C not too long ago.

Funny songs!


MUCKFEST!!!!!”

“I just hope it doesn't turn into a sea of mud."
MarkO
09:21:29 AM

Well, Mark-O. The trip IS sub-titled "Woodstock West". So, mud may be appropriate!”

“I was talkin about butt kickin. How'd mud slingin get into it?”

“I can cook one hell of a Mud Pie!”

“I used to make mud pancakes in my back yard after the rain stopped when I was little. Then I would dig for worms.”

“Yum, Scorchie, you were a young gormet!

"Waiting in our ships
To set say-ay-ay-ail
Sea of mud"”

“Yum, Scorchie, you were a young gourmet!

"Waiting in our ships
To set say-ay-ay-ail
Sea of mud"”

“Kirsty MacColl died in a swimming/boating accident in Mexico in 2000, had nothing to do with cancer.”

“Baby those aren't butt kickin' shoes...those are A$$ KICKIN' shoes!

Cross check into an Oak tree to CB!!!”

“Don't even start with me today Tango! The Scorchness Monster is already pulling her crap on me!

LOL!”