trail talk singles

“who are the trail talk singles?”

“I am!!!!!!”

“moi.”

“perpetually”

“Who wants to know?
Check out the dating sucks thread.”

“I'm still holding out for Marcia Brady. You never know.”

“Where all the white women at?”

“I have a six inch #&%!$ and a very large ego.”

“Marcia Brady then or now?”

“take me to your women”

“"I want to buy your girls, how much for the women?" Jake Blues”

“Is this a spinoff of the Dating Sucks thread?

Anyway, yet another single guy here... Where are all the single ladies at?”

“Bison and I have theory that there are no single girl backpackers. You hit the trail and see all these hot girls backpacking and always with their boyfriends along side them. Where do you find these hot backpacking girls?”

“yeah, dating sucks spinoff”

“The hot girls you see on the trail were bribed there by their boyfriends promising them three new pairs of shoes when they get back. I've seen it a meeellion times.”

“Where do you find these hot backpacking girls?"
EarthNsky
06:26:51 PM
06/23/04
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That's a very good question.”

“I have a six inch ego and a very large #&%!$.”

“OK, color really isn't an issue. In fact I need a little more color in my life...”

“Why are guys so preoccupied with hot girls? I think 98.6 F is just about right.

And don't be so shallow, what's on the INSIDE of their clothing is what counts, not the outside. Come on guys.”

“I'll even show them my Leki pole.”

“something tell me that i wouldn,t get to close to you guys on a camping trip?”

“You're right RON, There's no way I'd let you get close.”

“Come on a trip out here, single boys! We have single females in their 20's who love to backpack...and we got single men to ;-)
Lots to look at in the PNWH...”

“I just don't think it's very likely for a couple of ladies that we might run into on the trail miles away from civilization will just openly admit to being single to a bunch of guys they've just met...

Eh, c'est la vie... guess we'll have to look elsewhere. I gotta tell ya though, the thought of a backpacking girlfriend sounds pretty nifty...”

“Don't be so quick to judge RON, okay? At least not until you've seen him climbing a steep slope in front of you in a Mountain Hardwear® kilt. A little consideration would be nice, guys.”

“Washington state, eh? Sooooo far away...

I've never been a believer in long distance relationships, but I would love to get out to WA sometime...”

“I'd love too, but those pesky guys named Bill keeps ruining my plans.”

“May last post was directed towards sarbar.”

“Are ya refering to me, Buck? How could I resist a play on words?”

“Do not run, girls! I have protection!”

“Yeah.....you gotta make sure you run into Spare Change more often :-P Hehheh!! Then you can come out to Wa and meet some ladies :-D
Seriously, I can't imagine being with a non-outdoorsy person. I met Synchro online thru the BP.com forums, and we are well on our way to 2 years now....”

“backpacking is a must for my next girlfriend. It would also be cool if they tell me their favorate record is Begger's Banquet or Revolver.”

“If they tell you what their favorite 'record' is, they'd be really really old.”

“vinyl is the best way to listen to alot of music. Who wants to listen to Blonde on Blone on CD? it's just not the same. If a hot girl tells me she has a record collection and backpacks, then I know she is cool for sure.”

“Breasts are a must for my next girlfriend, backpacking is optional.”

“single here and dont think im gonna make it over to the PNWH to check out hot backpackin chicks....ill take what i get...”

“If they're breathing that's a big bonus.”

“Irregular breathing count?”

“It depends on why she's breathing irregularly.”

“How about, just for arguments sake....Too much alcohol?”

“More likely it's because bearmagnet has duct tape over her mouth and his hand over her eyes.”

“I'm single! And concur on the backpacking rule for the next one. Well, maybe not already backpacking, but at least camping or mountain biking or something like that and a willingness to try it with at least the idea that they'd like it.

There, hows that for open mindedness?”

“Bandana. I need both my hands free.”

“I'm single but I'm not looking. That way I can stay off the "dating sucks" thread. I think the man for me is still in prison or something.

Now that I think about it....

After prison sex...hmmm...it's gotta be better than trail sex!!”

“Ivygal, it's still a little premature at this point to be sure, but I bet you got yer ole eye on Scott Peterson, eh?”

“first dating rule.....he MUST camp and be willing to try backpacking....”

“not single, and my wife hates backpacking. It gives me a great getaway from the day to day crap.

DID YOU TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT YET DEAR??”

“Scott Peterson...naw...I can't wait that long.”

“Your first dating rule is he must be willing to try backpacking? What if it's a blind date? He could trip and fall and hurt himself. You should maybe reconsider, perhaps make it a rule for the second date, just in case.”

“Do find Charles Manson hot? He's got that look in his eyes.”