The impartial hand of justice

“Oklahoma suspects judge of masturbating in court




OKLAHOMA CITY, June 24 — An Oklahoma state judge frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, charges a petition by the state's attorney general seeking his removal.”

“The attorney is petitioning the judge to remove his tool from his chamber?”

“Spurrned lover, eh?”

“Judge masturbating...

is that why they say justice is blind?”

“

From thesmokinggun.com:

While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist. According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes). Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up."


See also http://www.newsok.com/cgi-bin/show_article?ID=1269557”

“"Thompson served six years in the state House of Representatives starting in 1975."

ummm... anyone wanna guess what party?”

“The Green Party?”

“Yes, party affiliation has to be determined, as well as right- or left-handedness.

'Blood-pressure cuff'? Are they sure he wasn't gathering data for an erectile performance study?”

“I'd bet every judge I had a hearing with was waxing the pole bean as well!”

“Now I know why those judges always sit behind a bench.”

“Heck, I bet if they had just asked the cleaning crew, they'd have known about this years ago.”

“I wish I could wear one of those robes, the lab coat doesn't always do the trick.”

“Here come da judge; here come da judge!”

“All rise for the judge isn't quite accurate.”

“You'd be surprised by what's under those robes.

If you read the pleadings, the cleaning people apparently had found the pump and, um, bodily fluids in the trash can.

I checked and there is a court reporter by that name in Oklahoma and a member of our national orginazation. I'm thinking this is true.”

“I wonder how many convicts are going to get off on their stiff sentences because of this?

I hope they come down hard on him because IGNORANCE OF THE LAW IS NO EXCUSE!”