Trail Talk Singles Page!!

“Alright, to follow up on all this talk and no action about who's single and who's looking and yadda yadda yadda... I have started to put together a Backpacker.com singles page and would love to do one for Trail Talk as well - or what I'll probably do is just combine the two since so many people post on both sites anyway ;)

So what I need from all you single folk is your real first name, your age, your location, your email address and/or website, a brief description of what your hobbies and interests are and what you're looking for in a mate, and a link to your picture...

Here's what I've got so far... Singles Page”

“gawd --- It'll be the Hatfields and the McCoys all over again... the Capulets and the Montagues.....”

“Shoot, no "Girls Seeking Girls" section to peruse. JOKE. Joke. joke. Just joking.”

“Springville is a really cool place. I know I don't hafta tell you that, I'm just thinking out loud.”

“Actually, Springville's kind of a hot place right now!”

“Not compared to the sunny side of the planet Mercury. That's what I was using as a reference point. It's all relative, BearCrossing. It's all relative. Is Springville all relatives?”

“Anywayz, I think your site is pretty cool and I hope a lot of single people, or married liars, take advantage of it. And your nature photos are quite good.”

“Thanks, Buck :)”

“I would be no good to you. I occasionally smoke a cigar around the campfire.”

“Can I sign up?”

“Good grief... mention cigars and look who shows up... Bill Clinton.”

“Cigar? Ah, well, priorities I suppose.”

“LMAO @ Buck”

“Isn't "married liar" kind of redundant?”

“probably...”

“Sequoia and BearCrossing are one and the same?!?! The horror!
LOL, just kidding.

I don't tell the people "over there" my stuff. Only Sarbar can know my real, true self. ha ha.

As soon as Ms Perfectionist (me) finds a suitable picture, I'll consider it.”

“I'll post my 'world's oldest male stripper' pix on your singles page.
That should have all the 'nice' ladies running to me. ;-)”

“SS - you're the world's oldest stripper??”

“STOP! Do Not Post That Picture!”

“Mapleleaf thinks I am. ;-)”

“I second that. DO NOT POST THAT PICTURE.”

“Alright you single guys, where is your info?”

“

My mother thinks I look nice. ;-)”

“Here I thought SS was such a nice guy.”

“My Eyes! My Eyes! Damn! I blame bearcrossing.”

“Name: Lumberzac
Age: Not old enough to stay out of trouble
State: Confusion
Hobbies: Kicking StoveStomper’s ass for posting that picture. (I’m just kidding)”

“"StoveStomper", Kevin in real life
DWM, 49 years old, Gulf Coast, MS
stovestomper at yahoo dot com


I am in search of someone who loves the outdoors as much as I do. I love to hike, backpack, camp, photograph, and go on road trips. I also love to listen to music, play the piano, hang out with friends and family, watch movies, read, play with my two cats, cook, and just enjoy the simple things in life. I am an artsy person and am just now getting into the realm of professional photography and writing. And although I'm most at home in the mountains, I do enjoy going to cities and going to concerts, hanging out in coffee shops, going to baseball games, eating at nice restaurants, and perusing books stores.

What am I looking for? I'm looking for a woman who can carry on an intelligent conversation and who has a good sense of humor. Someone who is honest, fun, spontaneous, trustworthy, family-oriented, and who would love to spend time in the mountains. A person who enjoys the simple pleasures in life, good company, good food, good music, and beautiful scenery... And a non-smoker, please.




OK, you have my picture already from above. The text may look a little familiar, amazingly we are an almost perfect match! ;-)










J/K!!!!!!”

“Great idea, Bear Crossing.

I asked a girl out to dinner tonight just about an hour ago. As my luck would have it, she has a boyfriend.

I may just have to put my profile up there. Would a silouette of me naked be appropriate for my pic?”

“OMG!!!
ROTFLMMFAO @ BUCK!!!!!”

“There is only two girls seeking a man and a boy.....
I can be both :-)
They both BASEBALL and backpacking thats cool....

OK, so who's gonna go first on entering their info?

BUCK?
SS?
LUMB?
EWKER?
BM?
BISON?
Aint gonna be me!
I will do it, but I aint gonna be first...LOL

Wait SS did a copy paste from his sight so does that count?”

“LOL
I just did a cut and paste from BearCrossings bio and changed the sex. ;-)

We'll see if she has a sense of humor. She might have a cow. ;-)”

“This is a good idea BC....
If anything it may cut down the posts on "dating sucks" for now.... maybe even have a few folks get married from it..
All in all it is a great idea and long over due....Thsnks for your effort..
You are the official TT cupid....
Now I gotta figure out what the h3ll I'm going to say...”

“LOL


Good one Kev...lol

I only read the top and figured you did the yours and now I see it is hers...LOL
If she has a cow it will prolly be a mad one!”

“Nice one, SS :p

Now do your own!”

“DWF-premenopause-dirt poor-mother of three-somewhat educated-lousy housekeeper-loves the outdoors and strong enough to kick your ass!

send all responses to witch#&%!$@yahoo.com”

“LOL”

“You didn't add his picture.”

“ya gotta add he likes stomping on stoves, electric stoves, gas stoves, alcohol stoves, wood burning stoves, no stove is safe.”

“Where is his picture? (not the stripper one, lol)”

“SS
Things is you'll prolly get some hits!”

“Probably get even more with the stripper pic.”

“Ok, snafu, you weren't the first, now where's your info?”

“I demand my stripper picture be used!

Stripper Rights!!!!
We Shall Overcome!!!!
Free Huey!!!!”

“oooooooooooooooooo....sunshine....I'm in LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!! ;-)”

“Free Huey!!!!

... and Dewy and Lois too.”

“lois? who the phuck is lois?

I think lois is "andy's" wife in the comics...haha


Ya thinking Lewie bud? lol”

“BC
Working on it :-)

Lumb get yours ready too!!”

“Give me a break. It's been a long day.”