Trail Talk Singles Page!!

“Great movie! But those were nerds, not geeks. Is there a difference?”

“...so won't you come on out here on the floor, and we can move our bodies like never before...


...b r e a k ....”

“Thorazine sacco, Thorazine.


Nerd is Old school geek?”

“nerds, geeks, poindexters, tools, dweebs, spaz, putz...

can't they all just get along?”

“And THAT was the 42^nd post.”

“(today, that is)


and how could you forget SQUIRRELS?”

“Spaz! Wasn't that the name of the character in Meatballs?????”

“They've done some experiments on backpackers and found that they typically have high levels of the hormone poindextrose.”

“maybe, i just remember spaz as a word for a really quirky nerdy type - usually with funky hair.”

“poindextrose...


from simpsons.

nice try aero.”

“poindextrose only causes harm when its broken down by the enzyme poindextrase. This breaks down poindextrose to it's two simpler components: geekose and nerdose, very harmful indeed. Luckily, I lack that enzyme and am, in fact, poindextrose intolerant.”

“actually, if i remember correctly, lisa simpson discovered poindextrose. it is emitted when geeks sweat, and enrages bullies into pummeling the offending nerd.”

“"There was a great article in the Washington Post yesterday about "players", guys who are known as bad boys. The girls flock to them, get treated poorly, still go back for more until they decide it's time to settle down and look for a "dad" type.

I'll have to dig that one up..."
aero
10:11:39 AM
06/29/04


There was a girl I had a crush on in high school, we were good friends but she'd never go out with me because I was such a "nice guy." Years later she called me up and asked to hang out again. We went to the park and had a great time, she said she wanted to date me now because she had a career and was thinking about settling down with a "nice guy." I told her to #&%!$ OFF #&%!$! She never called me again hmmmmm....”

“Bison, Bison, Bison...you have to use your brain, dude...

You have to talk her into doing all sorts of freaky sexual stuff, then boot her ass out the door.”

“No bit you mean I shouln't have used my brain, I should have let my other "brain" have it's fun first. But you see I'm still a nice guy, I didn't play any games with her, I just told her where to stick it so she could move on.”

“Well there is something to be said for being direct and honest...”

“Unusual Theft Reported: Dozens of Push-Up Bras
Updated: Tuesday, Jun. 29, 2004 - 6:36 AM

ANNAPOLIS, Md. (AP) -- Anne Arundel County police say they believe a group of women stole nearly $3,000 worth of push-up bras from the Victoria's Secret store at Westfield Shoppingtown Annapolis.
An employee told police she noticed four women behaving suspiciously between 2 p.m. and 3 p.m. on Friday. But when the women left, no one saw them take anything.

Around 6 p.m., employees noticed 70 push-up bras, worth $42 each, were missing.

No arrests have been made.”

“Did they notice any suspiciously busty women in the parking lot afterwards?”

“Sacco - Obviously they oversimplified the process.

Bison - What Bit said!”

“thats awesome.

V.S. bras could make mosquito bites look like pam anderson.”

“@20 push up bras each. Can't be easy to hide......I smell an inside job.”

“My single's page you created for me has bagged me too many Supermodel Backpackers.
I can't keep up!
Please remove it so I can continue my mundane life”

“""There was a great article in the Washington Post yesterday about "players", guys who are known as bad boys. The girls flock to them, get treated poorly, still go back for more until they decide it's time to settle down and look for a "dad" type.

I'll have to dig that one up..."
aero
10:11:39 AM
06/29/04


There are nice guys? There are father types? Hmmmmm... Coulda fooled me!

I'm not anti-social. I've never backpacked alone. I get too excited when I plan a trip that I just have to include other people.

Stovestomper, Is a life without a supermodel backpacker considered mondane? hmmmm....

Just a friendly tip, woman don't like mundane guys waiting for an acitive happy woman to "brighten" their lives. Outgoing and mentally stable women are looking for men who know how to have fun with AND without them. Don't you pervs go misinterpretting that either!!”

“I read that thing in the Post, the motto seemed to be, "women are kinda dumb."”

“sunshine - It was a 'funny'. ;-)
I'll go backpacking with you anytime!”

“ Stovestomper, Is a life without a supermodel backpacker considered mondane? hmmmm....

Just a friendly tip, woman don't like mundane guys waiting for an acitive happy woman to "brighten" their lives. Outgoing and mentally stable women are looking for men who have lots of money and a big dick.”

“oops.
i thought 'dick' would be auto-filtered.”

“You should have used #&%!$.”

“ya.

shoulda coulda woulda”

“LOL@sacco

sunshine is a SuperModel. I've seen the pix from that hike she took with lizs and Ed.”

“and just where are these pics?

they don't exist unless i've seen them.”

“Scheesh, all this talk and still no one 'cept SS has given me their profile from this site... No wonder y'all are single! All talk and no action ;)”

“Correction, dear, I didn't 'give' you anything.”

“We're all chicken.”

“Sure you did, SS, you posted your profile here!”

“well to say that about women is not gonna get ya very far.”

“Hey! I just realized bearcrossing has me mixed in with backerpacker.com people!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Cooties!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUT, OUT, TAKE ME OUT!!!!!!”

“SS, you've posted over there, too :p”

“Gross. SS has cooties.”

“Circle, circle, dot, dot, I just got a cootie shot...

Now, about those supermodels...”

“So hows the supermodel thing work in backcountry?”

“i might be including myself on this page soon”

“Say it ain't so, Scorch. What up?”

“see NC thread. not really sure myself.”

“Supermodels in the backcountry, yeah right!”

“BC

I'm working on mine still, when is is due by? :-)”

“Here's some trivia... Who's the model from a few years ago... Hung out with Richard Gere or somebody like that... beauty mark over her lip... You Know -- Ol' What's-Her-Name!

Anyway, a BPer from San Diego saw her out hiking one time. Maybe it was some sort of charity event(?) I forget ---

but anyway... There Ya Go! <G>”

“Cindy Crawford?

Didn't she dump Gere because he had her put a gerbil up his butt?”

“well to say that about women is not gonna get ya very far."
AKHiker76
04:19:08 PM
06/29/04

Yeah, what she said! I would add more but how could I? The statement is perfect! Beautiful!”

“ROTFLMAO!!!”