Wrong Lyrics

“Ok.....admit it.....I can't be the only one who gets lyrics wrong...I just realised that John Denver's song "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" says...I got me a farm wife" ( I think).....I thought it said .."I got me a farm LIFE"

and for years I thought The Turtles in "Groovin"...said "You and me and Leslie"...heck yes..I thought it was about a 3-some for years......

Come on......admit it!!!”

“Groovin' was the Young Rascals.

And John Denver's song says,
"got me a fine wife
got my ole fiddle
sun comin' up
I got cakes on the griddle
life ain't nuthin' but a
funny, funny riddle

Thank god I'm a country boy"”

“hey....I wanted to ask a question.......when I look at words I try to figure out what words I can make up by rearranging them??....does anyone else do that???

Or am I the only crazy one???”

“Nope, not going there...”

“Yep, div. You are the only one. ;-)”

“I always knew I was crazy...just to what extent???...

Hi Super Troll!!”

“Some people count things.....does that make them crazy???”

“Or possibly borderline Autistic?”

“really??”

“there's lots of face cards left!”

“I thought the lyrics to Boston's song "More than a feeling" were "Bored on a feeling."”

“Stove Top Stuffing.... Stove! Stove!

-- Billy Squier”

“Hey Ped...how ya doing????”

“I joined my church junior choir in 1st grade after everyone had learned the lyrics to "go tell it on the mountain".

I stood up there singing "goat tailed on a mountain".

Don't ask me...”

“How about hard to decipher lyrics? What song is this?


popular one,too...


"Gold coast slaveship bound for cotton fields" is the opening line”

“Brown Sugar.”

“did you google that?”

“lol no...I just knew the lyrics.”

“I dunno, but am gonna guess "Ride Captain Ride Upon Your Msytery Ship"

76 men sailed out....

(probably nothin' to do with it)”

“j/k

How about this one:

"Cat long sighs holding Kitty's black tooth"”

“I can see clearly now my brain is gone.”

“Benny and Jets (Elton John) ELECTRIC BOOBS”

“High voltage titties?”

“

"hey....I wanted to ask a question.......when I look at words I try to figure out what words I can make up by rearranging them??....does anyone else do that???

Or am I the only crazy one???"
divinity

I take a word or several words and try to make other words using any selection of the letters in the same order.
Example: Please Flush
has many words like: lush, us, lease, ease, pea, leaf, etc.”

“That's cool, Slim! I do play games with words in my mind. Mostly lining up the rhythm of certain phrases with other word groups or sound alike resulting in puns (some very smelly ones too!)”

“And who can forget Elton John's, "Hold Me Closer Tony Danza."”

“Turns out that makes more sense than the original lyrics...”

“I don't have any trouble understanding the lyrics on any of David Allen Coe's songs on his Adults Only LP.”

“My daughter has a talent for counting letters in a word. Tell her a word, any word - no matter how many letters - and she will immediately respond with the correct number of letters. Rainwoman?”

“How 'bout these..

Madona-last night I drempt of some bagel.

Beatles- the girl with Colitis goes by.”

“Bingo jet had a light on”

“Phelix running down on my face...
Whoa Whoa Whoa Phelix”

“LOL..y'all are just so entertaining....well good to see I am not the only one....Nowslimmer...maybe it is our age??????”

“My sister, when little, thought that the words to "Away in a Manger" included
"The little lone ranger lay down where he lay"

and my neice said the Lord's Prayer as
"Our Father who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name".

We still thank Howard for many things.”

“Sky King is come
And Wilma's done
Uncertain as it is uneven...”

“"76 men sailed out...."


38 couples returned?”

“Sky King ! !”

“I'm sure I've confused words to songs but I can't think of any at the moment.


Maybe it's just Ya'll's hearin'! or lack of it...”

“"Hey Ped...how ya doing????"
divinity"

Hey divinity - things are all headed in the right direction - I'm trying to stay patient. Thanks for asking.”

“PED...
Hugs..ya know we all think of you alot and wish you the VERY best .....I know it will be a long road to travel, but you have proven that you are a very strong person.....take one day at a time....and enjoy life!!!!”