Fallin for scoutmaster

“Help?”

“It's a little too late if you're looking for someone to belay you.”

“Call Nowslimmer. He's always wantin' to be'layen somebody.”

“Nope I am just wondering what others out there think/”

“We tried to date and we weren't ready. It got hot and heavy fast. Now we are back to just friends and it's wierd cuz I know we both have major sparks flyin still. He wants his cake and eat it too....lol”

“I've been married to a scoutmaster for 7 years, no problems here. Technically, we've been together for 11 years. Just expect some personal time and a lot of hiking time to be spent in the presence of scouts. The older kids, 14+, are fine. It's the younger ones you really want to drop kick.”

“Pardon me, we've been together for 13 years. Sorry, it's been a long day and I can't do basic math after 7 pm.”

“Now convert that to base 8 and divide by 7.....”

“hmm newbies posting about their love life after only a few days.....trollish”

“only a few hours”

“LOL Opie!”

“jay....you never call, you never write....its like you don't.....love me anymore!!!”

“Ouch !! Well I am sorry to come off like a troll what ever that is. I thought I'd get some kind of words of wisdom. Well sorry to crowd your message board with my love life.....lol”

“That was straight out of some sick Oxygen kind of movie.



Of course I miss you!!!!!!”

“Hmmm, I smell TROLL...

As WindWalker would say, "You smelling them thar Trolls?"

Like I said on your welcome post. "Your in the Lions Den Now"

If you survive, then we will require some sort of proof that you are NOT a troll....

A picture in a KNOWN place.....

"Your a daisy if you do!"”

“Ok. Well what is a troll? I realize that I should not have put myself out there like that....but it's was fun to see the responses I get....”

“AK, it's all about fun and some people just like to tease.

BTW, ALL men (being one myself) want to eat their cake and have it too.

Cheers.”

“AK it's fun for us too. These people say they hate trolls, but secretly....

I'm sure your scoutmaster is different but this reminds me of when my son was in scouts and the married scoutmaster always used to hit on me. lol...he loved being a scoutmaster. The geek wore his uniform (the shorts, the socks) around town all the time. Not just for meetings. He was actually a frequent source of entertainment. If i've offended anyone out there I apologize in advance..I admire the boy scouts. This guy was just exceptional.”

“Hey Wld what is a troll? And do yo think I am one?”

“Yeah, what is a troll?

I wonder if I am one also.”

“LOL, very good StoveStomper!

AKHiker:
What makes you think you are not a Troll....

It is not important enough to get too detailed.

If I am wrong I will owe you one. But my instincts, tell me you are either a Troll.

Or a very open and bold person (at least on the internet)(that can be a very good thing)

But I am pretty sure your a Troll!

We have not had one for a while and it is about time for a new one to appear.


Time will tell and these fine folks have a way of disecting even the smallest threads and posts for clues that would solve the mystery of AKHiker.”

“it's always the trolls who ask what trolls are.”

“Really! do you really think so?”

“so uh what is a troll anyway?”

“See StoveStompers post or ask WindWalker, he can spot them a mile away.”

“Well I can assure you that I am NOT a troll. Maybe a little foolish for putting my business out there, when really all I want to do is network with people that have my same interests. I am not a full on totally extreme backpacker, I love to backpack and hike and I want to meet other people that do to, if that makes me a troll so be it.”

“well just don't confuse a troll with a lurker, like me. Hi all! ok thats enough posting for the month *slinks away to the shadows*”

“Well, the only way to redeem yourself now is to have a photo taken of you wearing a skimpy Scoutmasters uniform and email it to Phil so he can post it on the Photo Pages---”

“I think I should just stick to lurkin too.....lol.I don't really have clever things to say anyways. These people must be on the puter alot...hummm that means not much time on trails..”

“I din't need to redeem anything. But I 'll shoot that pic your way tonight.”

“I've tried lurking, too, but something always cracks me up or ticks me off and I have to make some kind of wisecrack.


oh, That's great about the photo..... I've been working on my leer --- LOL”

“yeah.....that's usually what gets me saying something too. I like to lurk. I've been lurkin for weeks. Now I've opened my month I can't seem to shut up....lol”

“Yaz... I hung around getting the feel for the place for a few days m'self. There seems to be less carnage that way, <G>”

“And the photo is where?”

“AKHiker, don't let these guys get to ya. They're just protecting their turf. I'm still a troll to them because I have not submitted the required photo of me in a KNOWN place (assuming it's a hiking place or w/ a known hiker). My oldest took a photo of me today on our hike but it's anyone's guess as to whether it will even be in focus. Does anyone know where Garnet Ghost town is? It wasn't a "real" hike except to my oldest son who has a phobia of walking any distances. We endured an awesome lightening display up there on the mountain.”

“Did you hold up a newspaper with a prominent headline? Hmm?”

“yeah, they won't get to me. It's all in good fun aways. I am full of spice and not everything nice...j/k. So who is the pic person around here?”

“Just click on the "Phil's Photo Page" link on the right side of the page. Oh, and don't say anything bad about Phil, or he'll "fix" your photo like he did to mine (all in good fun, of course)....”

“So... which TTer is "Scoutmaster??" hmmmmmm?? lol”

“Any volunteers?”

“What did dirtyoldman change his name to?”

“I'M REAL!!!!!!!!












And horny, too.

See y'all in Ithaca and in the Winds.”

“"Heinous Troll Pig" A mean thing to call a girl you hate when you are drunk from too many Jaeger shots, Midori sours and Coors Light. "HTP" to her face. LOL! (I had mean college roomates. hee hee)”

“Join us at Ithaca, pizie!”

“pixie”

“"well just don't confuse a troll with a lurker, like me. Hi all! ok thats enough posting for the month *slinks away to the shadows*"
howitzer
07:19:10 PM
06/29/04


hahahahahaha

cool trail name howitzer”

“But Ithaca is the other side of the country and alas....I am poor and cannot afford to travel.”

“Everybody is a troll. We're all trolls, ... all, I tell you!”

“We're all facets of Violin's imagination.”