Bitpusher - The Smartest Man On TT?

“An anonymous female TT'er recently described Bitpusher as the "smartest man on TT". I'm not certain if she was only concerning herself with the male gender, but it seemed that females were included as well. Got me to speculatiing: Do you agree, yes or no? If you say no, then who is the smartest TT'er? Any anecdotes to back up your claim? It's certainly not me, because smarta$$e$ are another topic altogether.”

“I may be ugly, but I'm dumb.”

“my mom always told me i'm real smart.”

“Well genius, first you have to define "smart".

I know people with 150+ IQ who are dumber than a sack of rocks.”

“stratdewd.....hands down!”

“Or Ice Tea.”

“.....or a bag o' hammers”

“bitpusher is a dude??

LOLOL!!”

“Yeah Stratdewd's incredible he can remember the contents of incredibly long news articles and then type them into his posts' verbatim.

And Ice Tea has invented his own language.”

“I think your anonymous femail TT'er is dumber than a sack of rocks.

:-)

j/k, I don't know how smart bit is, never met him...seems reasonably cohesive every time he agrees with me, that's my observation. And he has a good sense of humor.

But, smartest on TT? Chili nailed this--there are too many different kinds of "smart."”

“No women? What about Miss Ann Thrope?”

“Fritz gets my vote...he was smart enough to realize I was right.”

“there is an IQ test thread around here somewhere! but that's true what chili said...i have an uncle who's a doctor, who can't learn a simple card game to save his life!”

“Yes, knowing when to agree...or at least, what points to concede...that is just one kind of smart.”

“He's a clever lad no doubt.”

“bearmagnet gets my vote cause we seem to agree on just about every issue.”

“Lil' Annie Fanny is the smartest he/she on TeeTee.”

“It's a dubious title though.”

“that's true, Fritz...he mostly agrees w/me, so bit has to be pretty smart!”

“When compared with a box of rocks, I’m a genius.”

“Bit is obviously lurking around this thread as he hasn't posted in the whole 12 minutes this post has been alive.

He is pretty sharp though.”

“I'm not really all that smart, I just have a good memory.

I also subscribe to the theory "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull#&%!$", and knowing a of stuff really helps in the latter dept.”

“I think he's an Idiot Savant.

Quick, what day of the week will June 29, 2024 fall on?”

“I might have to cast a vote for SnowDude...not sure what kind of "smart" was required but he sure did something right.”

“I've hiked with bit.
He is pretty dang bright.
He agrees with most of my views and has an amazing store of trivial knowledge. ;-)”

“I dunno, they stopped printing that "eternal calendar" in the phonebook.

oooh, look, a jellybean. Yum.”

“He's the fastest GOOGLE in the south.”

“No geniosity parameters imposed, I'm not the one that made the statement. You can also cast your ballet for the dumbest (may have to switch this to "fuego")”

“Actually I was talking with a co-worker about a problem she's seeing and I came back to TT to find this...”

“I'll go along with Fritz on this one! >8^]”

“LOL @ Aero!


okay spill, who's the one who said it?”

“I might have to cast a vote for SnowDude...not sure what kind of "smart" was required but he sure did something right."
Fritz
02:09:57 PM

Damn good point, Fritz!”

“I guess...well, I dunno. Is bit the smartest Tele-Tubby? The more I think about it....yes, actually, I could believe that.”

“Lyra - I'm trying to give her time to 'fes up. Likely she's in hiding right about now.”

“Tubby Custard! Tubby Custard!”

“bitpusher is a delicate genius!”

“well if i'm smart because i agree with you, sacco, then doesn't that make you................ummmmmmmmmmm chocolate donut.

what are we talking about?”

“Another twist: who's the likely candidate to have made the assertion?”

“yes bmag, but it's called H-U-M-I-L-I-T-Y.

jeesh. i can't come right out and say what a genius i am.”

“That bitpusher is one smart cookie. Besides, he keeps current with the latest news of the weird, posts some darn funny stuff, can have a sarcastic wit at times and is in the same field I'm in. What's not to like?”

“I keep trying to convince women of the same thing, but I keep getting shot down.

Maybe it's because I'm already married?”

“bitpusher is most proud of his humility. ;-)”

“It's Hard to be Humble
By
Mac Davis

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day
To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete
With all these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I probably could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome 'cause I treasure my own company

{Refrain}

I guess you could say I am a loner, a cowboy all locked up and proud
Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted, but then I wouldn't stand out in a crowd
Some folks say that I'm egotistical - hell I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans”

“Without question....I am the smartest onTT.”

“Wow...difficult to argue that point.”

“No, it's me. I know everything.”

“My mother always told me, "Just be smarter than the girls who are prettier than you and prettier than the girls who are smarter than you."”

“and dumber than the girls who are uglier than you and uglier than the girls who are dumber than you.”

“Are you smarter or prettier than your mom?”

“Sounds like Lake Woebegone - "where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."”