Just ask Bit

“Bit: or it could be Stratdewd channeling UltraPecker”

“It's a fart....it can cut through your pants without making a hole!”

“Dear Bit:

After bacpac became Miss Anne Thrope, do you suspect he is undergoing a gender identity crisis?”

“Because its brother was killed there in an earlier, tragic accident.”

“Why, Why, Why?”

“Because, Because, Because.”

“Because why?”

“Because Because.”

“I'm sure Miss Anne Thrope is quite comfortable with whatever gender he/she believes he/she is.”

“How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?”

“Go to Britain where they're the same thing.”

“Dear Bit:

Why does the universe exist?”

“So I can have Cheesy Poofs.”

“dear bit,

WAR, what is it good for?”

“"dear bit,

WAR, what is it good for?"
sacco


That's easy. Getting re-elected.”

“Dear bit -

Can I abuse Bush?”

“Work Authorization Report - Without this, nothing would get done at NASA.”

“I'm sure you already have!”

“Dear bit,

why wasn't I invited on the Alaska trip?”

“Dear bit -

Where will I find it next?”

“dear bit,

what is the shelf life of a teenage queen ?”

“Unbeknownst to you, your parallel self from the antimatter universe lives there. If you were allowed to meet, the Universe would be destroyed, and no more Cheesy Poofs for me. So it's my fault. Sorry.”

“dear bit,

Where'd you get the coconuts?”

“I AM Eric Cartman!!!!”

“Dear Bit:

Are there really good wines for less than $10 bucks a bottle or do we just think they are good because we can buy more?”

“Given the cosmopolitan atmosphere of where you live, I doubt if you'll ever actually find any again, at least in your age group. Date older women.”

“1) What do you mean, fresh or irradiated queen?

2) I found them.”

“After the first glass, it doesn't matter anymore.”

“Found them? The coconut's tropical!”

“Dear Bit:

Does any Hooter's location have more talent than the one in Huntsville?”

“Not in my experience.”

“OK, I took them off the girl who was serving pineapple at the grocery store. She was kinda surprised.”

“Why are so many people asking such dumb questions?”

“Dear Bit:

Is there such a thing as a dumb question?”

“whats the attention span of a gerbil?”

“Yes, at least Geo thinks so.”

“What was that?”

“What was what?”

“I dunno, I wasn't paying attention.”

“oh. let me try to remember.........

Why is chocolate so good?”

“Because women like it.”

“Dear Bit:

If chocolate is so good because women like it,,,then where does honey and whipped cream rate?”

“Are you going to get any work done today?”

“Dear Bit,

How many TTers will get arrested in Ithaca?”

“Uh, yes ma'am, right away!”

“LMAO,

bitpusher's boss!


Hey, Bit, do you still have a job?”

“What... Is the average wind velocity of an unladen swallow?”

“Dear Bit:

Who manned the first probe to Uranus?”

“mtnmom2: Yes.

Capn Bobo: go here.

Treebeard: Dr. Meyer, Gastro-Enterologist.”

“Dear Bit...

I was on my way home from work and saw a BIG A$$...

What is the dif between a mule and a donkey and a burro???”