False Advertising: Soooooo... PO'd right now!!!

“Normally I cannot stand KFC chicken but the significant other and her sister wanted the Dale Jr collectable bucket. Well... I had to admit that the thought of a used greasy chicken bucket decorating my living room sounded quite appealing.

The trip to KFC itself was uneventful. I pulled up to the drive through and read the details over the "Dale Jr." meal. I ordered the meal and picked out my side items as per the menu.



Well much to my suprise, when I received my bucket of greasy chicken and my side items, guess who was on the side of my chicken bucket? It sure as hell wasn't Dale Jr. It was Colonel f'n Sanders!!!



I'm so PO's right now I could tear someone's beating heart out right now with a decorative china gravey boat. I suffered through a bucket of grease laden chicken to get a Dale Jr collectable bucket... and I get stiffed on the bucket.”

“I thought it’d be funny too picturing some NASCAR fan proudly displaying their greasy bucket on their shelf in their trailer! LOL! Do you know why there are so many KFCs in America? Because if you have too far the bottom of the bucket gives out from the grease by the time you get home. They have an average half-life of 10.7 miles. LOL!

BTW- If Michael Waltrip gets a top 10 on Sunday the next day you can order the Waltrip Special and get $5 off any pizza. Just FYI.”

“Thanks for the trip report! I will stay away from the bucket-o-greasy-chicken.

I sure do love that popcorn chicken!”

“LOL

Do you always take pictures of the drive-thru menuboard?

You should write a letter of complaint or call their 1-800 customer service number. Interesting to see what their response would be. You just might get more free greasy chicken out of the deal.”

“Might be time to trade up for a new one. ;-)”

“Wow! And I thought things were boring up here.”

“The honey bbq boneless wings are da bomb!”

“That reminds me-- I need to change the oil in the Subaru.”

“When I saw the commercial my first thought was "What an advancement for western civilisation! A Dale Junior Collectable Chicken Bucket!! Let's dig up Kenneth Clark!"”

“DX, The way Jeff Gordon is running, Earnhardt Jr. won't be on the buckets for long anyway”

“That bucket would look mighty handsome bronzed.”

“i'm speechless!”

“DX - those shots would've really been set off with the red filter feature your camera has.”

“That reminds me-- I need to change the oil in the Subaru."
aero
09:03:19 AM
07/06/04

Aero, that might require the family sized bucket. And, I'd go with the slaw and mashed potatoes.”

“Would you like some knee gravy with those taters?”

“An used, greasy, chicken, Dale Jr., collectable bucket. Well...

I bet the ants would love it.”

“Mike Tyson "Bucket o'Teeth"
Barry Bonds "Chicken on Steroids"
Anna Kournikova "Breast and Thighs Special"”

“Hell you might have lucked out. Call to complain and get them to send you an unused non-greasy Dale Jr. bucket. And Jeff Gordon has won the last two plate races so who wants a Dale Jr. bucket anyhow?”

“It's a travashamockery.”

“LMAO @ the Anna Kournikova one!!”

“DeoreDX-

You're PO'd about not getting a greasy chicken bucket with a picture of Dale, Jr.? I don't get it.”

“hmmm, for some reason I'm havinbg a real hard time relating. Must be a southern thing ;)”

“That would be 'THANG,' I'll have you know.”

“Collectable chicken bucket???

I love it when I'm told that something is "collectable".

Is it also "Atkins Friendly"??”

“If they sold McMountain Oysters in a bucket.........”

“no, in the commercial there's a girl wearing a shirt that says "I'm on the Dale Jr. diet"...as opposed to the Atkins Diet. i guess that means she eats only Dale Jr!”

“Dang lyra, you nasty!!

Maybe the guy's a lousy racer and he eats dust.”

“I have a hankerin for fried chicken breasts.”

“lyra, shame on you. ;-)”

“God, I just love the south.”

“What Next, eh? LOL”

“NASCAR Collectable Tampons..."There bloody good!"”

“When are they going to sell Kentucky Fried Chittlin's?”

“How about Kentucky Fried Cicada”

“If they could make a buck sellin' 'em, they'd be at the drive-thru Rat Now.”

“That reminds me.......Kentucky Fried Rats.



That could be a hit in Baltimore.

We got rats up the wahzoo here!”

“Didn't they chow down on some rats on the first "Survivor"? LOL”

“Does Richard Gear know of this Mark? He just might move from Cali for that!”

“I'm sorry - McRibs already cornered the rat market.”

“Hey, its just an idea.

I couldn't capitalize a commercial Fried Rat campaign.

But I would be glad to hire on as a consultant....”

“i'm sure i've had rat...i love chinese”

“(to a good cat, a good rat!)”

“Did ya complain to the store manager?”

“He IS the store manager.”

“What about the free Pepsi?

DW announced that Pepsi would give free Pepsi to America if Jeff Gordon won. Some kind of new Pepsi with less sugar.”

“And always remember ---

À frotter la tête d'un âne, on perd son savon.

(Rubbing a donkey's head is nothing but a waste of soap.)”

“Upon receiving the bag and clearly seeing that I was not receiving a Dale Jr bucket, I mentioned this to the lady at the drive through window.

"Where is my collectable Dale Jr Bucket!?!?"

The nice lady at the drive through said "We dun sold out of em."

Who's to argue with what?

For those of you wanting a bucket without the pains of going to a KFC and actually purchasing their grease blob with a chicken bone stuck in the middle, you can go here and buy one from Ebay.”

“De-greased?”

“I am absolutely stunned. I cannot comment except to say I cannot comment.”