mean spirited political jokes

“Let's have a look at the next generation of dimbulbs. LMAO.

http://www.reagancentennial.com/”

“rosey doesn't quite understand the concept of "jokes".”

“I think it's funny as shlt!”

“There you go with the potty mouth, again.
The mods have said to cut that #### out.”

“Okay the Republicans have Basil Marceaux in Tennesee...YOU GOTTA GOOGLE his videos...they are a scream


WELL thank the Democrats from Rhode Island for Chris Young.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK34q5zDZG8&feature=player_embedded

Thats it...if the fill out the paperwork to run for office I say Serious drug, alcohol and psychological exams are in order...LOL”

“Okay so a politican from a conservative area of Montgomery AL makes a joke and suggests Pelosi might DIE before the election...Draws laughs


BUT HE IS A ...>DEMOCRAT!!!!

http://southunionstreet.blogspot.com/2010/08/eggs-and-issues-brights-comments-about.html

U.S. Congressman Bobby Bright, the first-term Democrat and former mayor of Montgomery, was heard having a little fun at U.S. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's expense during his recent participation in the Montgomery Area Chamber of Commerce's Eggs and Issues.

Bright, who is facing a battle against Montgomery City Councilwoman Martha Roby this fall, joked that Pelosi might lose her own election, decide not to run for the speaker’s job or otherwise not be available.

He suggested, jokingly he insisted to his audience, that Pelosi could fall ill and die in coming months. That remark drew laughter from the crowd.

Though he has a reputation as the second most independent member of Congress, he has been routinely blasted for voting for Pelosi to be speaker.”

“A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing. My colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now.......the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"”

“Roger Ailes was interviewing Sarah Palin for a job at Fox News. “According to your resume, you left your last position as Governor of Alaska due to ‘philosophical differences’ with your employer. Could you explain?” “Y’see Mr. Ailes,” said Palin, “I became philosophically opposed to doing actual work instead of flying around in a private jet wearing fancy clothes and basking in the adulation of idiots.” “Oh, I didn’t mean that,” replied Ailes. “I meant, explain how you learned how to spell ‘philosophical.’””

“"St. James Bible"

*snicker*”

“I heard Nancy Pelosi was recently brought into the hospital for horrendous pain in her urinary tract. When asked by the doctor why she refused any medical tests she replied, "I want to pass it before I see what it is."”

“Progressives recently got a big kick out of the latest poll that says that a high percentage of Tea Party members actually believe Obama is a Muslim… ya… in fact, when this was announced at the Truther convention it got a huge laugh.”

“And I see the new Senator Al Franken is here. Al went to see the doctor the other day and the doc said he had to stop masturbating. Al asked why? The doctor said, "I'm trying to exam you."”

“Sean Penn was watching a dog licking his privates, and said to his friend, "Wish I could do that!" Friend said, "Go ahead, the dog might like it."”

“A Democrat told a Republican, “Thanks to Obamacare, I just got a great new hearing aid.” The Republican asked, “What kind is it?” The Democrat replied, “A quarter after two o’clock.””

“So is this a PERSONAL Attack or a wet dream for Crash?”

“was stovie personally attacking sean penn, or was it a wet dream?”

“Oh come on Crash...sean penn BEGS for attacks by just breathing...LOL besides”

“oh come on, xl. the axis of idiots is just ASKING to be made fun of...”

“personal attack reported”

“personal attack on sean reported”

“After Obama was elbowed in the lip during a basketball game, he went to the doctor to get stitches. While he was there the doctor asked him if he had been experiencing any other pains.

Obama said, "Well, sort of. It's mostly in my anal region."

Obama kneeled on the table while the doctor put on a latex glove. He began to probe around until he pulled out a laptop. He shook his head and said, "I warned you about this type of thing happening. You tell the media if they want to stay in there, they can't be bringing these kinds of things. It's just too dangerous."

Obama turned to his backside and yelled, "Olbermann, Lauer, Blitzer, I know it was one of you. Don't let it happen again." He turned to look at the doctor who was busy writing in his chart. Then he whispered, "Katie, you can keep the microphone right where it's at."”

“Did you here about the new Obama Beer? After a year it turns into Busch”

“Or Busch Light.”

“It does what those who got it the job says it will.”

“Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in their Oct issue...

Michelle Obama was offered 50 bucks from National Geographic.
And in other news.....

We all remember the KFC "Hillary Meal"--- two small breasts and two big thighs. Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners. It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket. It consists of nothing but left wings and #&%!$s.”

“ ”

“Chins 4 through 12 are almost identical on both of them!”

“Oh, you guys are fixin' to incur the Wrath of Chicken Heart for being so mean.”

“Ha Ha Ha.....Christie is funny because he's FAT....Ha Ha Ha


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