Hooters Air

“I live not-too-far from the airport. Saw the Hooters plane overhead again this morning.

What a great cheap alternative to Midway or O'Hare. They fly to Myrtle Beach, Ft. Myers, and the Bahamas from here. No lines and free parking, too.”

“Way back when, there were a weight limit per stewardess...I believe somewhere in the sub 110 lbs. I wonder how much the Hooter girls weight with the extra large boobs?”

“There's a waiver for flotation devices.”

“Hooters Air--the first sign of progress in the Hooters revolution!”

“Good old Gary airport huh Ruby.

Barbie was looking into taking Southeast down to Orlando, then renting a car to visit a friend in Jacksonville. I want to say the round trip flight cost like $169.”

“Hooters Air Starts Service to Chicago/Gary, IN

Effective June 10th, Hooters Air expanded service to Myrtle Beach, SC from the Gary/Chicago Airport.

Mark Peterson, Hooters Air President reports, "We like the whole idea of the Gary Airport experience and the vacation from busy airports; we think our customers will like it too." Peterson adds, "Of course it also gives us access to the major Chicago market with bottom line cost savings. Our customers will enjoy the easy access, Free Parking with 24 Hour Security, and great prices."

Based in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina with non-stop service from Myrtle Beach, SC to Nassau, Bahamas, Baltimore, MD and Fort Myers, FL. all Hooters Air flights are staffed by a crew of two pilots, 3 flight attendants, along with Hooters Girls on every flight.

Why Fly Hooters?

Non stop jet service! All Boeing fleet!
One-Way Fares
No advance purchase requirements
No Saturday night stay requirements - travel when you want!
Extra leg room!
Real food on most flights!
One class configuration in the cabin - We call it Club Class!
All leather seats
The best customer service!
The same great flight crews plus two Hooters Girls on every flight!
A great experience that enlivens the senses and puts the fun back in flying!
Free Parking in Chicago/Gary!”

“Barbie should.

I have been to this airport. It is so much better than Midway or O'Hare with the added bonus of being only 10-15 minutes away from us. When I fly out of the other two Chicago airports, I have to allow more time to get to the airport and get parked and get through security than the time it takes to actually fly almost anywhere in the country.”

“She was going to, however she and her friend got into a fight and are not talking.”

“Sorry to hear that. Is she expecting?”

“Ruby, you should work part time as a flight attendant on this prominent well-respected airline that will hire you for your mind. That way you can hook up your TT buddies with discounted flights ;-)”

“I am looking for a part-time job these days, too. Well, I wonder if I'm qualified?”

“Post a pic in the uniform and we'll let ya know.”

“LOL bit. I mean, uh, yeah, I agree with bitpusher, there are many Hooters expert customers here, we will let you know if you're qualified.”

“I may be blonde, but I'm not that dumb.

Besides, I only wear my Hooters outfit for special occasions.”

“WHOA!

Actually yes she is. Due date is March 4.”

“Who said Hooters girls were dumb? Most of the ones I know are verry intelligent women. Like Sandy, she is pre-med at OSU and Meredith is an accounting major. Most Hooters girls I know are admired for their minds and that's all we want to admire you for! ;-)”

“Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. BB!!!!!!!


Uh, right, Dub. ;)”

“The owl signifies wisdom.”

“I like the description from up above, "Extra leg room!"

Would that be extra room for that third leg?”

“Exactly, owls have often been used in history as a sign of wisdom. If you take your Quantum Mechanics homework to Hooters chances are a nice, sweet, server can help you with your homework!”

“A girl I graduated high school with, Casey, was the valedictorian of our class and she worked at Hooters. She had her breasts augmented because the Hooters customers admired her too much for her mind! But even after the operation no one admired her any less for her keen intelligence. She is a well respected highly praised server.”

“http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/myrtlebeachonline/14211018.htm

No more flying hooters!”

“That sucks. I used them last year, they were the cheapest flight from Columbus to Myrtle, $89! Plus they had the best flight attendents.”