I’m Back!

“I just got back from the pokey. My office is working on a fire stair project for the prison. I had to make a trip down this morning to take some measurements. I’m sure glad that I could leave and not have an extended stay. There are some bad MF’s there. The average jail sentences there are 50 to life. So what did I miss today?”

“Who are you?”

“phew!!!

Scared the begeesuz outta me there!

Did you see any kewl tattoos?”

“everyone freaking out this morning because the site was down. It was scary! Everyone was panicked.”

“You just got back from the 'pokey' where you had to take some 'measurements'? Hmmmm.”

“I saw a few, but I think Matt's sensors would prevent me from accurately describing them.”

“We missed you. When were you gone?”

“See this thread.”

“lumberzac took an 'extended' leave of absence from the page.”

“He found the 'average' prison sentence was 6 inches to life.

OKAY, STOP IT BUCK... ENOUGH!”

“The univerxe wax un-made and then made again whilxt you were gone.....zax.”

“I could resist posting the, “I'm going to prison” post. The gag would have worked better if Pennsy had remembered to leak some info to Treebeard in Ithaca.”

“How's it going buddy? I was just joking about your Forester. I mean, it gets great gas mileage and all....”

“ah crap. humpyzac's back.”

“Sure you were Bobo.

Yes Yam I'm back, just to drive you crazy.
>8D”

“Another felon released early!”

“I once took a trip to the prison and felon my knees, but I got up REAL quick.”

“(silently sobbing)”

“I didn't see any revolving doors; most of the main doors were large and made of steel.”

“Did you witness any torture? Did you see Rumsfeld in there with a red hot iron prod?”

“So, they run a tight ship?”

“Does it hurt to sit down, Zac?”

“"Does it hurt to sit down, Zac?"
Treebeard
01:41:55 PM
07/21/04
ignore this user

No. If any of the prisoners tried to do anything to us, the armed guard that was escorting us would have broken out the nightstick on him.”