only a republican/democrat could possibl y believe

“only a republican could possibly believe the best way to maturely deal with the delicate negotiations of international diplomacy and conflict? holler some cliche macho phrase like a second-rate smackdown wrestler (insert pic of dubya in red white and blue leotards yelling "BRING IT ON!")

only a democrat could possibly believe theres nothing to worry about, even though our guy is going against the most hated, the most divisive worst president of the last half-century...and the best poll results have them...about even!”

“that allowing gays to wed would "damage the sanctity of marriage" any more than the unstable, divorce-prone, weirded-out, freaked-up or wacked-up "regular" ones we have now”

“Good one, CB!”

“its ok to boast that the votes of ppl too dumb to successfully punch a hole in a card were for OUR candidate!”

“OUCH”

“i read mad mag as a kid and loved it,and now, i think its just as good if not better than before”

“let the fur fly!”

“I used to read it to. Haven't picked one up in awhile”