Be Big As You Can Be

“The little catch is you have to join the military, or be a family member of that person.

...and that 'they need to practice on someone'... :-)”

“Jeez, they didn't have those perks when I was in.”

“Yah, just think what your life would be like now if you had gotten a breast enhancement on the Army's dime, Geo!”

“I was thinking of enhancing something else, bit, you freakin pervert!”

“Ah, butt implants. Good choice for nearly any white man.”

“I'm not even going to click that one, SS.”

“Good job SS. Newgirl will kick your butt for that and I won't have to lift a finger. Nice knowin' ya!”

“<sheepishly shifts from one foot to the other>”

“It's not like they get paid well.
Sure, give 'em a new beak and a new rack with their BDUs.”

“Geo, can't blame me for that one. It's been around for ages. LOL”

“Yes, I think we found the culprit already (murder will out).”

“Actually, I kinda like this one better....”

“What a waste of a great torso...tsk, tsk..”

“that guy in the background sure does look disappointed....”

“I was on that trip. Those were some kids we had just passed back there who were so worn out they didn't even perk up when Newgirl came by!”

“They were positively gagging when Geezrgirl arrived, though.”

“That means they were dead. Did you bury them?”

“I was referring, of course, to the point where newgirl came along.”

“That one guy looks like he's horking into a stuff sack...”

“Horking??? he said inquisitively”

“Vomiting. Puking. Ralphing. You know. On your knees before the White Porcelain Altar of Ralph, praying for a new Buick.”

“Those implants are too heavy...look how those guys are hunched over.”

“I need bigger boobs... I am signing up!!”

“they had that the other day here on our local tv channel. I am going to get my screwed up tatoos removed.
I really got to go and get me an appointment before they change their mind. LOL”

“So please don't ever change,
no don't you ever change.
Just promise you're always gonna be
as sweet as you are.
Please don't ever change,
don't you ever change.
Please don't ever change,
don't you ever change.”