Forget TrailNames, PornNames Instead!

“Supposedly, the formula for your 'porn name' is the name of your first dog, followed by your mother's maiden name.

That would make TownDawg's porn name "Sasha Martin" , unless you let me use the middle name of my first dog, which was Alphonse. (Alphonse Martin).

This might be worth a laugh.”

“Kate Cody, not too bad really...

...'sept I'm a dude.”

“Snickers Kinney???”

“Mothers maiden name is a data element used by banks to verify identification along with your date of birth and SSN.

Not something I would be broadcasting over the internet.”

“very good point!”

“Oooops! Thanks manuka
Too late I guess.”

“Now, dhutch, if you'll just post your address and SSN as well, I'm one step closer to early retirment!



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kidding, i'm only kidding!”

“ok.. so lie. I heard Bob and Tom do it on the radio this morning. I thought it was funny.”

“Of course this is coming from a guy who has posted his cell phone, home phone, mailing address, and pictures of his house, wife and kids on the net -- what would I know?”

“Rosie Swets”

“Oh sure, get everybody to post their mother's maiden name...smoooooooooooooth”

“i always heard it was your middle name followed by the name of the street you lived on when you were born....

lane high”

“that makes me .... Woodie Jackson !”

“Wait a minute...porn names are made up? I thought those were just amazing coincidences.”

“Ruby wins - so far.

both of those methods give me really sucky names that don't even sound like made up names.”

“Pierra Lee Bently


oooo lala”

“ruby, ruby, ruby....”

“Know that you are lucky, lucky is good.”

“Well, if we used my middle name, followed by the street I lived on when I was born.. hMmmm..

I don't have a clue WHERE I lived when I was born. (Only lived there a month or maybe less.)

St Louis - Chris Shepley.
Memphis - Chris Charing Cross”

“Hey, I was born with this name.”

“I always thought Beef Jerky would be a good one.”

“Manuka: Maybe. Or maybe I don't have anything that anyone would want?”

“Maybe we can compromise, and just use our dogs name, followed by our street name? Is that secretive enough to pass the identity theft scam artists?

LOL.. or better yet. A TrailTalk porn name -- The first trail you ever hiked, followed by the first piece of BP equipment you bought.

Hmmm.. I think that makes me Virgin GoLite?”

“TownDawgy-style?”

“That is very unflattering to both your wife and kids.
If she reads this ... sofa city fer sure”

“Where is Gary Galore????”

“lmao towndawg....

kennedy coleman here”

“Your new formula would make me Charles Deam Seedhouse. Not quite the punch of Buck Naked.”

“If I used my first hike and backpack, I would be
Yellow River Boy Scout.”

“I understand your concern, Manuka -- but you gotta remember I live in a town where the keys are in my car, and the house is unlocked, and if someone drives down my street, we all notice.

Anywayz, I won't sweat it right now -- got work to do. Talk to you guys later!”

“TownDawg - I have noticed lots of posting activity by you lately. Are you looking for a new job, again?”

“I always thought it was the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

If this is the case, I would be Animal Parkway.”

“Scamp Wellesley?”

“Buster Hyman?”

“Renee McDonald

or

Elizabeth Moravian


Both suck!”

“Hah! Tree, a family from my high school had the misfortune of having "Heiman" as a last name. Of course, the older brother was indeed eventually nicknamed Buster....”

“Let's see, first dog plus street when born: Kelly 39th

Not a good ring to that one....”

“Poor bastard, Bowlderman!


How about 'Beaver Cleavage' for a chick?”

“COOL....Lucky Hunter would be mine..”

“I would be called Benji Shull LOL”

“I forgot to remember to forget her,
I can't seem to get her off my mind.
I thought I'd never miss her,
but I've found out somehow
I think about her almost all the time.”

“Smokey Neubaum-Somehow I dont think that would sell. LOL”

“how bout Daisy Warfield...”

“how in the heck did this thread get soo many hits soooo quick??”

“hahahaha...that would make me thunder beer... that's too funny”

“Use the porn name generator




Sincerely,

Nick Spector”

“lmao, it gave me "Brick Stroker"”

“Snooks Hall?”

“The Vile man posted a slightly different method a few years back. I would have been Snooks Tyler.

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread.php?id=11590&q=nav&age=-1”

“It gave me Salvadore Steele.”