What's a Ewker?

“I've been reading these posts for a while, and everything makes sense, except I can't figure out what an Ewker is?

Is it a piece of gear, a name, brand name, what?”

“This could be interesting.”

“a card game, maybe?”

“In trail terms, a "Ewker" is the person who steals your kidney after you agree to hike with nuts from the Internet.”

“wow, my own thread. WK this will be interesting...lol”

“Kind of like an ewok maybe?”

“Tell wannabe what your name means”

“Euker, is the card game, knucklehead.”

“Are you serious about stealing the kidney?”

“A Ewker is a TROLL!!!!????”

“kidney's on the trail with a white merlot...yummy”

“If I bring the merlot, would you have the kidneys?”

“Could it be a short version of " EEEEEWWWWWWKER?"”

“actually I am a first cousin of ”

“I was thinking of Euchre.”

“The card game is euchre”

“A hint. Oprey Winfrey was a freshman when Ewker graduated from High School.”

“I don't think you're being serious. Or are you?
You're related to my wife's mother?”

“Oprey Winfrey

"Oprey"?

Did she live in Mayberry with Barney Fife?”

“I can't type, sorry.

graduates have achieved in the academic world. Many have entered the professions of medicine, law, and education. Activities stemming from courses such as Choral Music, Instrumental Music, Speech, ROTC, and Civics led to organization of many extra-curricular activities. Various choral groups, a school band, drama club, student government, journalism and forensic activities achieved recognition as they won many awards at the local and state level. Some alumni who participated in these activities have entered careers in government and have served as elected and appointed officials at the local, state, and national levels. Several have had outstanding careers in foreign service. Others have made their mark in journalism or achieved careers in entertainment. The most famous of these is Oprah Winfrey, 1971 graduate.

Ewker graduated in 68. So he was a senior I guess, when Oprah was a freshman?”

“(greater than sign) insert high school (less than sign)”

“An Ewker is some kind of bug, right? ;-)”

“(greater than sign) insert high school (less than sign)graduates have achieved in the academic world. Many have entered the professions of medicine, law, and education. Activities stemming from courses such as Choral Music, Instrumental Music, Speech, ROTC, and Civics led to organization of many extra-curricular activities. Various choral groups, a school band, drama club, student government, journalism and forensic activities achieved recognition as they won many awards at the local and state level. Some alumni who participated in these activities have entered careers in government and have served as elected and appointed officials at the local, state, and national levels. Several have had outstanding careers in foreign service. Others have made their mark in journalism or achieved careers in entertainment. The most famous of these is Oprah Winfrey, 1971 (greater than sign) insert high school (less than sign) graduate.”

“But Ewker has a fan club apparently.

Welcome, and thanks for coming to the new ewker.com. It's much better, the content doesn't suck as bad, and it will be updated a lot more often.”

“Whoa.. I found another site related to Ewker I can't even list here..

* smiles *”

“That makes no sense, TownDawg. You're saying that Oprah Winfrey and a Ewker are somehow involved with an invasion from space?
I need to go stock up on cheese!!”

“"unless you'd rather spend your spare time with a machine instead of someone of the opposite sex I say go for something besides computer science. I used to want to study CS, but decided to go into digital media instead. I still feel like I'm surrounded by the next cast for Revenge of the Nerds, but it's not as bad as CS since a lot of the people in my department actually have lives. What I'm trying to say is that if you're interested in CS you can make good money if you're good enough, but think about what you're giving up and determine if it's worth it or not."”

“A ewker is a verb. As in, "OMG I've been Ewkered!", "Hey, Ewker off!", "Go Ewker yourself!", or my favorit, "Wanna Ewker?".”

“TD, I don't think she went to school when I did. I only went a hour a day my senior yr though so she could have.”

“His favorite ice cream is pineapple sherbet, but he also likes just plain vanilla with chocolate syrup.”

“Ewker: hehe.. ya.. that's all the links I could find.. but that was kool.”

“Its the carafe shut-ins pee in.”

“TownDawg, you seem to know an awful lot of details. Perhaps too many.


So far the verb form seems to make the most sense. Ewker off just seems to flow.”

“Nigal - That had me rolling!”

“I think ewker is a troll of towndawg”

“Nigal, in Alabama we say "Phulmer off" instead. Means the same thing though.”

“I knew that, I was just testing you guys.”

“OK, time to take the bull by the tail and face the situation. Do you know what you are, or are you above yourself- assuming a Ewker is a noun and not a verb. ( or a puncuation mark)”

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“Other uses are "Go Phulmer yourself," though in the chili household it is slightly modified to "Phulmer me!"”

“Ewker n.

1) Shy at first but loosens up the more he talks. A good listener, and likes being outdoors.

2) Enjoys working out at the gym, and goes to the Titans games or watches them on TV when they are playing on the road. He’d like to take a road trip to an away game.

3) Likes to cook but hasn't had the chance for a while.

v. ewked, ewk·ing, ewks

1) To hike while carrying a backpack.

2) To carry in a backpack.”

“I think towndawg is a troll of ewker.”

“Ewker: Have a good weekend, my friend. Thanks for the smile. You're a good sport.”

“wannabe, I'm Yam what I'm Yam
what do you wannabe wannabe??”

“did Ewker just say he wants to yam yam?”

“TD, I am going to have fun this weekend. I will be kayaking and camping unless I go to Washington to see Sasquatch. Have a good one yourself”

“It could be southern for , "You cur."?”

“what do you wannabe wannabe??"




Good Question- really good.
Unfortunatly all I can think of is that I wannabe dipped in chocolate and put in a Victoria's Secret dressing room. But that's just off the top of my head.”