Amazing Race

“I'm rooting for Charla and Mirna. Charla is such a breath of fresh air. She is amazing. So uplifting and positive. She inspires me.”

“How can ya NOT root for the midget? I actually like the Jesus Freaks to take it all.”

“Charla and Mirna blow. Let's see, they're dishonest, try to capitalize on her height, whiny, and I just don't like them.

I like the black couple. Man, that guy hoofed down the caviar.”

“That was sooo nasty! The miget and her cousin could be as mean and nasty as they can possibly be and I still think I'd like them more than the Four Horseman on Big Brother 5.”

“Yeah, and will the casteways ever get off that Island or what?????


WTF are y'all talking about?”

“The Amazing Race is a tv show where couples race around the world for a million bucks. There's a midget and her cousin that are pretty devious. I was pretty disappointed the first time they used her height to get a free ride on a cart.”

“I can't stand the twins either. I like the black couple, the model couple (fuzzy headed boy), and the couple where the guy was yelling at the gf to eat the caviar.

I actually gagged a couple of times watching the caviar scene. The vodka shot scene was pretty cool. That shot was the size of a juice glass.

I haven't seen the other reality shows you mention. The extents of my reality TV watching are Apprentice, Next Comic Standing, and Amazing Race.”

“I really dislike the midget but I have to admit its fun watching her try to keep up with her tall cousin. I would not have joined a race like that with a "little person" as a sidekick. Im pullin for the black couple also.”

“I loved LCS this week where Ant was talking about how gays invented boxing because you have two shirtless guys in silk shirts fighting over a purse and a belt. LOL!”

“"Thats my purse B*atch dont make me slap you!" lol i wish i would have seen that. I would have died laughing.”

“I missed this weeks LCS. I'll watch the replay next week.

I liked the fat guy from last year...I'm from the bad part of LA, it's called......LA.”

“I liked the tall guys first standup when they were trying to make the final 10, "I played football at Boston College, it's a Catholic School. They had a nickname for me on the team... Jew."”

“I am sort of with dayhiker on that.

I don't like people that complain that people don't treat them like regular people, then they turn around and use it to their advantage. bunch of hipacrits (sp??)

the black couple is actually the couple I like to win. They are the most down to earth couple. Oh yeah, and the overly christian dude too.”

“I thought this was about Amazing Grace, who worked with my old Mexican girlfriend, Luz Morales.”

“Wow! I can't believe you guys don't like Charla! I think she's great. They are hardly more devious than any of the others. I think it's fine if she gets a ride on a cart. This is a game folks. Each team member should use whatever they can to get ahead. I like Chip and Kim? the married couple too. Yeah he sure just gobbled down that caviar. But then I love caviar. I would've enjoyed every last bite! Yum!”

“Frankly I liked the first couple that got eliminated. They were super nice. But hey again, it's a race. And that's why they were booted already. My friend Chris and I almost signed up 2 seasons ago. We had all the paperwork and everything done (lots of it!) but didn't do up a video in time. We would've rocked.”

“Please decribe " overly Christian" for us all!”

“lol.... don't take it the wrong way now okay....

Just like his girlfriend said on the last show. sometimes you have to do things that are against your religion.

I am talking bout the vodka. He would've not ended up in heII just because one shot of vodka.”

“and I hope this thread will not end up being a discussion about religion.”

“Actually Gemini there are many different theological views on the use of alcohol...ah, I'm just messin' with ya! LOL!”

“after a large shot of vodka, one may feel that they "went to H E L L" but in reality its just the vodka saying "hi".”

“Someone giving her a ride on a cart because of her situation is fine. Her telling the ticket clerk in the airport that she has to get on that flight because she has a medical emergency is not exactly the same.....

I admire the fact that he did what was to him the right thing instead of taking the easy way. I dare say more Christians choose to drink than not though.

My boss told me a Brother Dave Gardiner joke the other day.
Brother Dave: You know, dear hearts, I think I want to be a Muslim. That sounds like a cool religion (this was in the 60's.) I think I'm gonna find me one. (Walking up to Muslim) Sir, could you tell me about your religion? I think I wanna be one.

Muslim person: Why sure.

BD: Ok, lets go have a drink and talk about it

Muslim: Sir, we don't drink alcohol

BD: I don't wanna be no Muslim, I think I wanna be a Christian.”

“An Irishman was very thirsty. He says, “I’m thirsty. I think I’ll have a stout.”.

An Englishman is thirsty so he says, “I’m thirsty. I think I’ll have an ale.”.

A Frenchman is thirsty so he says, “I’m thirsty. I think I’ll have a glass of wine.”.

A Russian is thirsty so he says, “I’m thirsty. I think I’ll have a vodka.”.

A Jew is thirsty so he says, “I’m thirsty. I think I have diabetes.”.”

“Back in town now, can't believe this thread died.

Good one Nigal.”

“Got a whole new episode to chat about.


I still love Charla. She was having so much fun.

Do the Amazing Race people supply these guys with bedding when they camp out? I can't imagine Colin and Christie have been carrying those blankets around all this time.

I'm liking Colin a little better now. Well, not that much better. Think he was a real turd last week.”

“Charla needs to just dump Mirna. She doesn't do a damn thing but complain. She makes Charla eat 2 lbs of fish eggs, then this week she makes the one with little short legs go down in the hole and climb a longassed ladder.”

“but Charla did it well and enjoyed herself doing it. That's why I love her. She is just so positive and cool. I swear if they were eliminated in that leg she would've been totally happy and thankful just for riding horses around the pyramids. She inspires me to be a better person.”

“I like Charla's attitude. I agree about Mirna. How do you make her do that. That was a size and quickness test and you send her? She got the job done, but Mirna was a wuss. Wherever they happen to finish it will mainly be because of what Charla accomplished. I still don't like the team as a whole...

The twins still just annoy me.

I liked what I saw of LCS last night. Antwon? talking about how he didn't just have to go to Alabama, but to SOUTH Alabama. Good stuff. I also liked Gary's bit about advertising for milk.”

“Curious. What about the twins bugs you? Or is it a general annoyance with them?”

“General annoyance. It cracked me up when the got mad at the black couple. They both got in the cab at the same time, but somehow the black couple was in the wrong? Didn't make sense to me. They seem to have a touch of the princess syndrome.”

“I just can't stand selfish people. These twins expect everyone to give them a break but they are the first ones to screw someone else over. Then they get all indignant when someone won't help them.”

“Things got so ugly last night. I didn't like my favorite team (Charla and Mirna) so well afterward. But I still think that Colin is a schmuck. Well now that the cousins are off, I need a new favorite.

Well it might have to be Chip and Kim. Or maybe Nicky and Brandon.”

“Ok, I missed the end of the episode. Why are the cousins off?”

“I watched the Olympics and missed it. I'm with MDS, what happened.”

“I’m so glad to see that team go. The bigger one pissed me off. We have to eat like ten pounds of eggs? You take this Charla. She made the wee one do EVERYTHING! Even then she did nothing but complain all the time.

My money’s on the black couple or the Jesus freaks.”

“They all left the pitstop and had to get to Nairobi. Well the mom's and the cousins got behind but managed to catch up with a good flight. But then at the layover thought they found a better flight that would get them in 30 minutes earlier than everyone else.

By now Colin and his chicky had gotten really nasty and the chicky was trying to block the door to the airport and Mirna got pissed and called her a $itch.

There was more nastiness at the layover where Colin convinced everyone but the mom's to join him and not help the cousins. So Mirna told the guy who sold the tix to the good flight not to help anyone else. But he did anyhow.

Well the new flight got delayed 2 hours. So even though they had a better time of it on their bus once they flew from Nairobi to Tanzania, they were still behind. Then they were just last eating the ostrich egg.

Chip and Kim are in the lead because of Chip's fine eating abilities. I think they are my new favorite. I have a special fondness for them because they are from Compton which is near my college.”

“Chip and Kim are my favorite too. I'm glad the cousins are gone. The tall one was a b!tch. Everything that happened was someone elses fault and she was blameless in all situations. Good ridduns.”

“Yeah, Chip and Kim are pretty cool people.”

“They seem the most genuine.”

“Great summary Pixie !!

Thanks!”

“Chip and Kim seem to have researched different areas all over the world and are really enjoying the experience of it all.”

“Every time Charla came into the camera shot I would start up with the Fat Bassturd shtick and yell, "Get in ma bell-ay! I'm higherrrr on tha fooood chain!".

I know, I'm evil...”

“OTOH, we won't really have much to complain about from here on out with those two gone.”

“that in the coming attractions Colin gets his obnoxious a$$ thrown in jail!

(whiney like Nelson) ha ha!”

“What a total a$$hole. He is obnoxious, self centered and rude. I so wanted him to get arrested. If karma is working he will get his.

Should be interesting to see how the twins do without money. The moms had it good being in such a big tourist center to mooch from folks. They did great!”

“hahaha pixie, I felt the same way. What a jerk!!! What a big ahole!! I switched channels for a second and by the time I switched back he was back in the race. How come they didn't arrest his a$$??”

“He finally paid the $100 to the driver and they let him go. Which by the way "paying" means throwing the money at the policemen screaming and stomping out. They shoulda thrown him in jail just for being a dik.

Then he was totally mean to Christie in front of everyone. And Kim (the sweetie) said to the camera that Colin is "abusive and rude" to Christie. Later the little bimbo apologized to Colin! SAY WHAT!?! "I'm sorry Colin if I didn't handle things the way I should have." What a dipsheet.”

“He was a total prick. My wife and I were saying that it looked like what you hear about abusive relationships. He's the one being an a$$ and she's the one apologizing. He better enjoy this and the vacations they've won, while he can. Something tells me this ole boy will have a hard time getting a date when he gets back home.

Weird admission from a guy, but my balls are just not big enough to argue, in a Third World country, with a local cop. Actually, I wouldn't think anyone's were that big. Colin had to be banking that the camera crew being there would keep him out of jail. In this country it would just guarantee you're going to jail because of the evidence.

I was so hoping they'd come in last.

My current favs in order:

1. Chip and Kim.
2. Afro headed white boy and his gf
3. The moms
4. The twins.
5. Colin's gf
100038. Colin”

“I wish Christie could place without Colin. That would be cool. But shame on her for letting him treat her that way.

The Christian couple are ok (Nicky and Brandon) are ok. But Nicky is sort of a whiney little pain in the butt. Look at her. She looks like she's in shape, but she can't even run. It's pretty sad. And the "baby" thing is getting annoying.

I would think people would train physically a little before starting the race so that they could do a little running.”

“Brandon screwed up my making it a thing of us and against you on the money thing with the cab. Getting a person on another team, even though it's a guy as nice as Chip, to talk about it with him pretty much backed her into a hole and she felt like she was being attacked. Bad move.

I told my wife last night that this was almost heresy for a guy to say, but that Colin's gf needs to vote with her legs. As my wife terms it, "Just say no". She crosses two fingers as she says that. It tends to get results at our household!”