Recurring Dreams

“What happens in dreams should stay in dreams nigel.

You're obviously feeling exposed being a Rebublican here.”

“"What were the lesbians doing?"

LOL! They were shocked and laughing at me. No they weren't blond bomb-shell lesbians so it wasn't like a sexual thing.

The only true elements of the dream are the fact I'm a registared republican and my love of eating cake in nothing but my underwear.”

“The lesbians were doing nothing?

You're a sick person. All that other stuff would have been worth while. Go get help. Or at least learn to direct your dreams better.”

“Never mix Prozac® and Viagra®. You should've know it was a dream right off the bat because EVERYONE knows you can't watch lesbians and eat your cake too. Besides, it wasn't even cake. It was dog crap with shaving cream on top. Stick with the scotch.”

“Oops, it was Nigal's dream, I thought it was bearmagnets. Sorry. As I read it, it sounded more bearmagnetish than Nigalish.”

“One Inch Wang have verry strange dream.

In dream, I go to ice cream restaurant, get two scoop cone, lick and lick. Two womens come up to One Inch Wang and ask if I like to eat taco. I say what on taco. They say tunafish. Just tunafish I ask? One women say, my taco have lettuce. Other woman say, my taco no have lettuce. I say no like lettuce on taco, so women with no lettuce on taco take me to her house.

Then strange thing happen in dream. We no go to kitchen, we go her bedroom. She tell One Inch Wang take off clothe. I say where taco? I want to try. She say take off clothe, then eat taco.

Then I wake up. What dream mean?”

“LOL! It was the Papa John chicken club I tell ya!

after I woke up I did end up huddled up on the floor of the shower hold my shoulders and rocking back and forth while crying, "I am a conservative heterosexual...I am a conservative heterosexual...I am a conservative heterosexual...I am a conservative heterosexual..."”

“LOL Buck! If that was my dream I would have been cursing the non-lesbian lesbians right up front!”

“Nigal, I must give you credit. Going fetal in these situations is the right thing to do.”

“You obviously fear that tiny percentage in you that questions your sexual orientation.

If you were 100% convinced you were straight then the lesbians would have been doing "stuff".”

“Cake
It may symbolize the sweet and pleasurable parts of life. The dream may be interpreted according to your interaction with the cake in the dream.

Dog
Dogs in dreams could symbolize a large variety of ideas and concepts, but mostly they are symbolic of the dreamer's defensive structure and may represent personal boundary issues. Carefully consider all of the details and the mood in your dream. First, if you have a dog, it may be natural to dream about him. We become emotionally attached to our dogs and we dream about them just as we dream about anything else that is important to us. Otherwise, dogs could symbolize loyalty and hard work. If someone calls you a dog, it is a negative reflection on your personality. If you are being treated like a dog, you are most likely being abused in some way. On the metaphysical level, dogs are consider to be the guardians of the underworld. Finally, dogs could represent the more basic or "animal" parts of our nature and some think that they specifically represent male energy.

Feces
Dreams containing feces may be odd but they are not uncommon. Feces represent those things that you no longer need, things that are currently garbage or waste and need to be discarded. This dream may represent healthy psychological progress. It may indicate that you are cleansing yourself of unnecessary and possibly hurtful attitudes, ideas, and emotions. At times, and depending on the details of the dream, feces could represent a contaminated area of your life, mind, or spirit. Look at the details and consider if the image of feces is in regard to something that you have been trying to clean or if it brings up stress provoking thoughts, confusion, and difficult and unresolved areas of your life. In some cultures people believe that if you are dreaming about feces you will soon prosper financially. (Feces in the dream means money in the hand.) See Also: Defecation.”

“oh yeah, and...

Vomit
Vomiting in a dream may represent those things in life that cause you emotional stress, repulse you, and make you ill. This dream suggests that you are rejecting a thought, idea, feeling, or circumstance and that fast and, almost violent, cleansing is required. Examine your daily reality and try to identify matters that would cause such a strong physical reaction. Superstition-based dream interpretations say that vomiting in a dream symbolizes reversals; so if you are short of money you may have a stroke of good luck and your financial situation may improve!”

“So....since he's eating cake at a gay republican function then one might surmize that he would be most happy as a Log Cabin boy?

Time to come out of the closet, Nigal! before this eats you up!”

“Or maybe he just like teasing gay Republicans and watching lesbians do nothing.

Looks like he has no use for loyalty or hard work anymore either, or perhaps it just has no more use for him.

In either case, his wife giving him aftershave to rinse out his poopy mouth is probably the most significant portion of this dream...”

“I don't think that was oregano on your pizza dude.”

“OK, now I’ll try to break it down:

-I think the dog crapping on me has to do with the fact that Saturday night when HoneyDog and I were in the tent she had a case of explosive diarrhea all over her sleeping towel.

-The cake is, well, cake. Who doesn’t love cake?

-The underwear is eluding to my propensity to go pantless. Or it could be that while I do support gays I may have still expected some sort of deviance however harmless it may have been?

-The whole republican convention thing was due to the fact that I was watching some of it just before dozing off.

-The whole gay thing I think is because gays aren’t generally considered mainstream in the republican party and in my dream I had strong feelings of showing support and expressing that I did approve of them being republicans.

-The puking thing was what it was. Who wouldn’t puke if your dog crapped in your mouth?

I’m just keeping my fingers crossed it was a dream and not a premonition. LOL!”

“Dreams are weird. Last night I had a dream I ate edible underwear with skidmarks and I was sneezing tapeworms while strumming a stringless guitar at a Sierra Club meeting in Omaha, Nebraska. People were laughing at me but Chelsea Clinton came to my defense with a small blowtorch and some ping-pong balls. Someone heckled her and then tackled her from behind so I jumped on my guitar and rode it out the window but it sputtered and I landed in some tree branches. A two-headed owl with one of its head spinning 'round and 'round told me to get the hell out of the tree as the Sierra Clubbers were waiting for me at the bottom. I tried to spray them with some aftershave I had in my pocket but it was empty, then I woke up.

What does this mean?”