You'll like this one, Chili

“SCI FI ANNOUNCES CASTING LEADS ON DEAD LAWYERS

F. Murray Abraham, Sean Patrick Flanery to Star in Series Pilot

Paris Barclay to Direct


SCI FI Channel has signed Academy Award-winner F. Murray Abraham (Amadeus) and Sean Patrick Flanery (Young Indiana Jones) to star in the hour-long pilot for the drama series Dead Lawyers. A Zanuck Company Production in association with Sony Pictures Television, Lawyers begins filming in Toronto in early December. Paris Barclay (The Shield, NYPD Blue) directs.

A series about karmic justice, Lawyers stars Sean Patrick Flanery as Jimmy Quinn, an arrogant, heartless lawyer to the rich and famous. After being hit by a bus, Quinn awakens in death only to find himself back on Earth, working pro bono cases. Before he can reach the afterlife, he must undo the injustices he committed during his lifetime. F. Murray Abraham co-stars as Thomas Whitelaw, Jimmy's afterlife mentor. Also dead, Whitelaw is the managing partner of the pro bono law firm and father figure to all the dead lawyers trying to make amends.

Dean Zanuck, Harrison Zanuck, Lili Fini Zanuck and Richard Zanuck will executive produce the pilot, written by co-executive producer Christopher Murphey.”

“Lawyers begins filming in Toronto
I guess this is a foreign flick. But it will probably have English subscriptw.”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

“Who plays Johnny Cochran?”

“That was on South Park.... Johnny Cochran was Satan's main squeeze before Saddam came along.”

“On second thought, maybe I'm thinking of one of those Robert Smigal cartoons on Saturday Night Live..... Like the one where Cochran has devil horns that keep popping out of his forehead --- and he winds up in bed with Barbara Walters.


"Baba Wawa"! LOL”

“When I have to come back to make amends, I want to be a short order cook at Hooters.”

“I never would've guessed that....”

“Yeah, a shocking revelation, wan't it?”

“Be careful waht you wish for Chili, you might come back as a Hooters girl.”

“"Instant Karma's gonna get you!"

LOL”

“(or as they say around here... "Paybacks are Heck!")”

“"When I have to come back to make amends, I want to be a short order cook at Hooters."
chili36
10:09:24 PM

Careful pal, you might come back as One Inch Wang...>8^O”

“If I came back as a chick, I would probably become a slut.”

“I don't exactly know how to respond to that --- LMAO”

“I am volunteering to be your pimp.”

“Maybe all the sluts we know were guys who said that in their last life.”

“Gawd, no wonder cottonsocks cusses up a storm!”

“Sometimes, it pays to just let a thread die. Cottonsocks is due to show up here on the board anytime now.”