Capitol Hill Trip Report

“I showed up at The Hawk And Dove about 8:30 to find ynami, EarthNsky, Bison and bearmagnet dancin' on the table.

Its a good thing I got there when I did to bring a little maturity to an ugly situation.

I got the bouncers to back off and promised them that bearmagnet would put his trousers back on.

Its a good thing that lyra didn't show up.
Y'all know how wild she can get.

more later.....”

“It really started getting out of hand when Y2 ripped off Barbara Boxer's shoes and started licking her feet. MarkO's right he got there just in time.”

“I'm ready for a nap~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`”

“This is what I was looking for when I came to town. Watching the politicos let their hair down in the pub. Any signs of Pelosi?”

“I think Pelosi might have been up in Baltimore's Little Italy hangin' with some of her homeys.”

“There's one thing that I am sorry I missed.

While I was in the pisser a HUGE bouncer from The Capitol Grill fired up his Harley.

The exhaust pipes were maybe 12 feet behind EarthNsky aimed right at his back.

They said it nearly blew him out of his chair.”

“yeah, that was hilarious.”

“Wish I lived closer to have joined you. Sounds like a fun night.

You all should come to Chicago in September for the TT night on the town. Y2, are you still considering the Moose-a-palooza trip?”

“Too bad Ruby, its only about 700 miles form D.C. to Chicago.”

“alright, which one of you dorks called me last night?? LOL! glad you guys had a good time.
:-)”

“That was me. Sorry.”

“Hi, sweetie >8^P

That would be me!

ynami dialed you up and handed me the phone.

It was awfully loud in the Hawk & Dove and I can't be held responsible for anything I may or may not have said.”

“yeah, it sounded loud in there! i couldn't really understand anything you said, so don't worry. you bunch of lushes!!
;-)”

“Damn sounds like I missed a fun trip, but that 7 hour drive is a bit far.”

“Forget it zac, it would take 7 hours just to get around the Beltway.”

“lyra didn't make it?

Guess you guys know where you stand with Her Adorableness! ;-)”

“She left us all alone and blue...>8^[”

“yeah, i know, i missed out...but it was such a sausage fest! LOL.”

“Grrrrrrr...”

“I may or may not have stayed there til closing chatting with some Irish guys and girls..... I want to go to sleep now please.
Good to see everyone.”

“We had a fun time. I am having trouble waking up today.”

“Mooses..... mooses sound good Ruby.”

“I was pissed about the clothing rule but at least they didn't make me cover up my sports bra.

I fell in love last night with at least a dozen hotties. Next time I'm bringing a net. Hopefully it will be on the weekend and ynami could hook me up with some lasses from the Empire?”

“And how the hell did y'all get to work so frikken early?”

“I was 45 minutes late. So far today, I haven't done a thing.”

“Pictures????”

“Lyra said she was going to bring the camera!

BTW - sorry the "sausage fest" scared you away. If it would make you feel better, plan a "clam bake" and I'll go!”

“There's a "pig in a blanket" joke in here somewhere, but I can't find it.”

“What's for lunch?”

“eewwww.

that's very generous of you, bearmagnet, LOL!”

“That's my middle name and I'll do anything to make the ladies more comfortable.

And afterwards we can all go back to my place where I'll impress upon the ladies my fine tastes in shag rugs and velvet panther. posters why we all sip Courvoisier.

I suddenly have a craving for clam chowder.”

“Ok ladies man!

There sure was a lotta hot cross buns there.

You guys were late?

What a buncha Marys!

I was up at 5:30 and hoofin' it to work at 6:30.”

“I was up at 5:45 and at work at 7am, of course I left early. But I'm sane.”

“I was up by 9 and in work by 10.30..... but that's pretty normal - old man that I am..... Bison!”

“and I managed to leave the patagonia top that ENS returned to me in the first bar. grrrrrrrr.”

“I'll see if I can hum the second bar.”

“"Mooses..... mooses sound good Ruby."
ynamiynami
09:55:01 AM
08/04/04

So change your status to "Yes."

Yes is good.”

“LMAO @ ynami! I'm glad we were able to find Bisons eyes on the ground and get them back in his skull!”

“Ruby... yes ma'am. It's done ;op

Well his estimate of my age was enough to justify violence BM.”

“I still love her.”

“Bison, which one?”

“Well if I bump into her on the hill or on Metro then I'll be sure to tell her my friend is in love with her :o) She'll think that's cool, right?”

“Indubitably, ynami!”

“I agree, y2. Lucky he was across the table, eh? And using that line with some padding if you bump into her might set you up for a score.

Hmmmmmmmm. maybe I should stop down there this weekend? I bet she shops at Eastern Market on Saturdays....”

“bearmagnet, we should change your handle to "horndoggie".”

“Yay, Y2!”

“I'm sorry. I'm actually going through the worst drought of my life and I guess it's......rubbing off here.”

“"Bison, which one?"
MarkO
12:00:53 PM
08/04/04

Where were you?

The girl in the black sweater and the flower-print skirt.”

“You don't remember MarkO? She came back after Bison left and sat with us. She then started talking about how much Bush sucks and how much she enjoys working on the kerry campaign.”

“that was a bummer when that doofus sat down with those girls. What a dork.”