Why Psycho Squirrel ate my tomatoes

“My wife's stepmother and her two granddaughters visited us from the island of Curacao a few weeks ago. They took a lot of pictures of squirrels, because there are none there.

You might should consider a move, Geo...”

“Squirrels, however obnoxious, beat living in hurricane alley.”

“Geo's own personal nightmare.

At least they didn't eat your nutz.”

“See, That's what you get for stealing our squirrels.”

“Is that a squirrel in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“OMG LMFHO.

I am crying this is so funny.

let's go weeee”

“Note the American grey squirrell's genus is scurrius. How appropriate. Why don't they just trap and kill the little buggers?”

“I love eating squirrel's! Let me go over there with my gun and I'll take care of their problem and feed a few people.”

“Whatever you do ,dont try getting rid of squirrels by putting fire crackers in marshmallows and lobbing them at the little bass-turds!! It can go horribbly wrong!! I gots the scars to prove it!!”

“thats just weird maple.”

“We thought, 'why feed these brutes and sow the seeds of our own self-destruction?'

LOLOLOLOLOL”

“Maple, you are one sick person!”

“Thankfully, we do not have any of those nasty gray squirrels. We have red squirrels and up until a few weeks ago, we had an albino squirrel. I imagine he's become dinner as he didn't blend in very well.

It's pretty amazing how the red and gray squirrels are so territorial and won't 'mix'.”

“LOL, Maple!”

“Red squirrels have some interesting skills. They slide down the rope of food bags to steal GORP. They use tents as slides to drive people crazy in the middle of the night. Gray squirrels, by contrast, are dumb.”

“Red squirrels also have that irritating chirp as well.”

“In the town I used to live in there was a colony of white squirrels (not albinos) I think they are just grey squirrels that lack certain pigments. Ive also seen black ones.”

“I reckon squirrels are are like mice and rats, being white or grey or black.

I want to see mottled squirrels.

Geo wants to see mangled squirrels.”

“I see Streamweaver found a picture of the Gojo squirril”

“black squirrels? thats what's running around in my yard, driving the cats nuts. i thought they were the most common colour for city squirrels.
we have white ones around here too. not albino, just white.”

“Geo, did you have nice tomatoes?”

“"Geo, did you have nice tomatoes?"
MarkO

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