So, who should I vote for?

“The country is at war. Who can best lead us out of this mess?

BTW, please save the hysteria about Bush being AWOL and Kerry being a traitor. Thanks.”

“all the cool kids are voting for Marvin Gardens.”

“Lyra! Have you spotted me yet?”

“spotted? what's that mean??”

“I am voting for Mickey Mouse”

“Sorry, that's British for "figured it out".”

“Uh oh.”

“RIGHT! good try, LOL. i've known who you are for like a year now, beeyatch.
:-D”

“"If Elected, I Will Win"

"United We Sit"

"We Can Be Decisive, Probably"

                                        ~ Pat Paulson”

“Paulsen, dammit!”

“I'm voting for Little John. He can solve the worlds problems with three words.

What
Okay
Yeah”

“Vote for me, because I'm me.”

“Is UP going to compel me to invoke Jerry Jeff Walker?”

“Serious up, you blokes.

Lyra doesn't know. She's a bluffing tart.

Who should I vote for, for real?”

“Can your vote be bought?”

“We can't tell you who to vote for. That is something that only you can decide.”

“That would be a slap in the face of the greatest document ever created.

Depends on how much we're talking.”

“i second the vote for
Marvin Gardens”

“Lumberzac, give me hint at least!”

“How about One Inch Wang? He's bound to get some tail if he was president.”

“What's wrong with you ULTRAPacker? There are dead people who know who they're voting for.”

“if i'm a tart, you're a banana cream pie!

i wouldn't want to give it away and ruin everyone else's fun. AND, i'm pretty sure trolls don't get a vote.
:-D”

“Lyra's a prevaricator and I'm just not political, I guess. I'm undecided.”

““Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

- George W. Bush”

“i'd place money on you voting for whoever Mountain Roamer votes for. moo haa haaaaa!!”

“Who's mountain roamer?”

“just some dude...i think he may be related to Reverend Truth V. Wicked!”

“The Rev. is related closely to Violin.”

“You're obviously delisional. It might be the mix of Midol and Strawberry Vodka.”

“cheers! :-D”

“Delisional. This must be Tea.”

“Vote for Bush. Americans deserve four more years of him.”

“If nominated, I shall run; If elected, I shall serve.

Tis’ wrong to simply pull a lever.

Frogs eat cold spaghetti with strawberry preserves.

This Tralfamadorian shall rule the world forever!”

“Finally. A candidate that I can feel enthusiasm over. Worship might be a more appropriate term.
Run, Marvin, run!”

“weak”

“tilt = marvin gardens”

“Mutt = The John Birch Society.”

“Dunadan = relying off free analysis.”

“Relying off free analysis. This must have some deep, hidden meaning, coming from the most esteemed geopoliticist.”

“Okay, who's posting as me? Radagast? You're the last one I talked to with that "ability".”

“Mutt, you funny. Almost funny like One Inch.”

“No really, someone is using my moniker, and I don't mean me.”

“Still having trouble finding a hat that fits, I see.”

“*shrug* I dunno. No big deal anyway.”

“Mutt's not himself?

Ultra, If you like puppies and all things good, vote for Kerry. If you like evil slimy things, vote for Bush.”

“I suggest you take stock of what within the federal realm is important to you. If your presence here indicates a passion for wide open spaces, land preservtion, responsible environmental policies, and adequate funding for land management agencies and environmental protection, I think a change in leadership is an obvious necessity.

If, on the other hand, you are motivated entirely by financial returns-for instance increased yield on your Exxon stock portfolio, corporate growth, blind exercise of power, and by chance you are entertained by Bozo the clown, 4 more years!”

“I say take all the candidates names from 3rd parties, put them on the back of the door, and throw a dart. That or right in Dennis Kucinich. That guy looks funny and I want to see if staring at him for 4 years ever clears that up.”

“I think Lyra's monkey is smarter than Bush (no offense to Lyra's monkey), so I must vote for Kerry.”

“Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation that under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind#&%!$ America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.

Well maybe I'm the #&%!$head America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation controlled by the media.
Information nation of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.


--Greenday”