I'm Rick James Bi#*ch

“Singer Rick James was found dead in his home Friday by his caretaker, a Los Angeles police department spokesman said.”

“no way?”

“He's a super freak!”

“not any more.

he is worm bait now.”

“Looks that way. It's on the top of the CNN.com home page as Breaking News”

“Damn, what's Dave Chappelle gonna do now?”

“He can still rip on R Kelly”

“lol, true!

Poor Rick James.”

“died of apparent natural causes...
He'd laugh his ass off about that I bet.”

“NATURAL CAUSES?!?!?!?!?! I'M RICK JAMES, B!TCH!”

“Who is was Rick James? Oh, nevermind! I don't care and I'm not going to bother to look him up.”

“So much for the job title that bit suggested to me.”

“All good things must come to an end...”

“a death thread?

ok, let's see, who will be the first to b^tch?


line up girls...”

“It doesn't matter what made your heart explode, death is still natural: lack of blood.

Mapleleaf is getting the girls to line up for what?????”

“Do you remember the feud he had going with Prince?”

“Guess he lost.

Where's Trent at?”

“”

“Who was that R&B dude who died in the 80s?

You know he had that horrible song?

Something about "we don't have to make love?" or something like that.

Some anti-fun party song. Then he died of AIDS complications.

Anybody? I think he looked like Terence Trent Dee Arby's.”

“Arby's? That could cause you to lose your taste for potato cakes.


I'm sure that $5000 worth of coke everyday for twenty years had nothing to do with it. Speaking of which... How the hell is Greg Allman still alive? Does he get a complete exchange transfusion everyday?”

“Fire and Desire, his duet with Teena Marie was my fave song for years!

Mary Jane got him in the end!”

“"I could've bought Monte Carlo as much as I've snorted. I've smoked half of Paris and most of Russia. And I've shot up Puerto Rico and drank up Mexico. I went through five yachts, three planes, 17 cars, four mansions, any #&%!$ I wanted, and had $30 million in the bank. People were disgusted with how I lived. Let's talk real. I was a dumb mother#&%!$er." -Rick James”

“Good Times! Good Times!”

“He was RICK JAMES, Bitch!




(nevermind the kidnapping, the torture and all that other stuff....)”

“Good Times! Good Times!"
bearmagnet
05:48:33 PM
08/06/04

Adam Corolla fan!”

“LOL! Adam Corolla? I was thinking more of that SNL character who was always hopped up on tons of different drugs, played by whats-her-name?”

“Not a clue.”

“Dang, well better late then never...me finding out that Rick James died I mean.

I liked his stuff back then.”

“My ex-roomate played sax on SuperFreak (Take that B1tch!).”

“bearmagnet, Sheri Oteri?
The whacked-out chick with lipstick smeared and a bag 'o drugs.

Life's a biitch and death is inevitable.”

“He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
(We'll miss him. 2x)
He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
(We'll miss him. 2x)
(We're gonna miss him. 2x)

So loooooong!
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well so looooooong.
Don't cryyyyy.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd
he had a voice that was strong and loud.
(We'll miss him. 2x)

Ranting and pointing his finger
at everything but his heart.
(We'll miss him. 2x)
(We're gonna miss him. 2x)

No wayyyyyy
to recall
what it was that you had said to me,
like I care at alll.
But he was sooo louuud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
and soooo louuuuuuuuud.

You, could be, the one, who saves, me from, my own, existence.

{indistinct}

Standing above the crowd,
he had a voice that was strong and loud
and I swallowed his facade cuz I'm so eager to identify
with someone above the ground,
someone who seemed to feel the same,
someone prepared to lead the way,
with someone who would die for me.

Will you?
Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you #&%!$in' lie.
(Don't you step out of line! 3x)
Don't you #&%!$in lie.

You've claimed all this time
that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised
when hear your own eulogy?
(He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say. 2x)”

“I wonder if Charlie Murphy had anything to do with his death.”

“Cocaine'th a hell of a drug.”

“Keith Richards is still alive too. WTF?”

“Keith Richards just looks dead.”

“Sheri Oteri! Thank you.

And I believe Keith Richards died in 1988 but is still animated. It'll take the coke awhile to stop working.”

“Zombie is as zombie do.”

“Quit his habit several years ago. Actually he kicked Dickie Betts off the band cause he refused to quit. I saw the Allman Bros. last year and Greg sings better now than he ever did.”

“Too bad the reporter didn't come back with "You're Rick James' #&%!$? Damn sucks to be YOU!"”

“

JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- City council candidate Rick James says having the same name as the late funk legend is no laughing matter - his campaign signs have been stolen or defaced because of a popular sketch on Comedy Central's "Chappelle's Show."

"It's gotten so bad, I can put out a sign and the next day, sometimes the same day, it will be gone," the 53-year-old political hopeful in Hattiesburg told The Associated Press.

At first he was confused about the popularity of his "Vote for Rick James" signs, having never seen the show.

Friends then informed him about the sketch, in which comedian Dave Chappelle dresses as James and utters a catch phrase beginning, "I'm Rick James ... "

Even when dropping off his 15-year-old daughter at school, James said he can hear people sometimes yelling the phrase.

continued...”

“That's the funniest thing I've read all day. Even better than the mental image of TB busting a guy with a tree limb.”

“LOL, this has been in the local papers for a while.”