Bush quotes

“"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''�Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001”

“"I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president... I don't feel I owe anybody an explanation"

quoted by Bob Woodward, Bush at War.”

“I've been baptized by your voice.
it screams from deep beneath the cold black water.
and it's half as high as heaven,
and half as clear as reason.
it's cold and and black like silt on the riverbed,
and just as neverending.”

“that's hot, Pedxing.

Nigal, you're such a tool!”

“So good to see you once again
I thought that you were hiding from me.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing a trail of smoke and reason.”

“Yup... saw that one on the John Stewart show (my primary source for investigative journalism!). Instant Classic, To Be Sure --

The entire studio audience was ROFL !”

“Memorable Bush Quotes of 2005

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
-- Describing illegal immigrants in November

"In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible -- whatever that means."
-- On his schedule for passing Social Security legislation, in March

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
-- In February

"I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?"
-- In a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a September U.N. Security Council meeting

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
-- Sharing his communications strategy in May

"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job."
-- To FEMA chief Michael Brown”

“Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job.

Man, that's a classic!”

“Bush Predicts Gulf Coast Building Boom

ya think”

“LOL! He's a fart smella, er, smart fella. That's like predicting an economic slowdown for the region right after Katrina.”

“"Brownie's done a heckuva job, heh-heh!"”

“"I'm look forward to a good nights sleep on the soil of a friend."

Bush 6/29/05”

“Kinda like the quotes from Teddy K and the other libs on illegal aliens...face it the system is broken, we need to get some new blood in there.”

“So hateful toward the Kennedy's. I'll bet XL is happy that JFK and Robert were assassinated.”

“Nope, the killing of both those men MADE Teddy the hero he is not. Actually if you study JFK he was not the paragon of Liberalisim (today's liberalisim) that you wish. He was more for the liberalisim of the 60's which is more tied to Reagan Republicanisim or Libertarianisim..

Buddah I love how you can use such trite charges.”

“"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
- http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/18/rumsfeld/”

“Reagan libertarian---come on. The man spent three generations of taxes to build giant gov. to scare the already bankrupt USSR. The real problem is some believe it was he that caused the fall. Then his useless VP took over and did more. Now ,I hope we have the last of the big spenders.”

“Uncliff, will you please stop getting your history from the Washington Post and the NY Times (LOL). He rebuilt the military after JIMUH bent us over and held our arms while the third world raped us.
Even the SOVIET leaders admit that his arms race and the Strategic Defense Initiative pushed their economy to a point where it imploded. Now you can believe that "Gorby" saved us..but the truth that is very evident is Reagan did it. He CUT tax rates (granted Bush 41 blew it and raised them...hence the reason he was happily a one termer). If he blew the budget, why did he start the largest period of growth in American History?
As for cutting the government, when you know that the LARGEST majority of the Expenditures is ENTITLEMENTS...we know that the Politicians know that they can pay the myromidons to vote for them each year, by using OUR money to pay them.”

“when i picked out a bday card for my wife there were a bunch of cards slamming bush...i couldn't resist getting her one cause she's a hard and fast bush supporter...my favorites were

a picture of bush on the cover holding up 3 fingers and saying "On your birthday I have just 3 words." you open it and it says Happy Birthday

a cartoon of bush and chaney with bush saying "Did you know my birthday is June 4th?" Cheney, "Really, what year?" Bush, "Every year"”

“Oh joy!

Where did you see those cards, thrifty?

_{Please, please, please be a national chain.}”

“Haha, funny cards!

Violin, did you name your dog yet? If not, let me suggest you call him...PRINCESS SPARKLES!!!

You're welcome for the idea.”

“meijer...they had hilary cards too...and a real good one with a cartoon of cheney on the cover w/ a shot gun...you open it up and say i hope your birthday is a blast”

“Billie was the only Carter worth a six pack, but I believe in the long run Reagan did more damage than even Carter did. Big is bad and big federal government is the worst thing that can happen. Those army kids half way around the world are just sitting ducks and have no reason for being there. Every president of this country since 'Sh$t'n'Bull' has increased the fed..”

“No Meijers here.


Princess Sparkles is a stupid name, especially for a boy dog.”

“By what standards are you saying Reagan issued in the "start the largest period of growth in American History?"

A lot of the Reagan boom was a credit card boom. The US stimulated the economy on borrowed money fueling the trade deficit and generating huge interest payments on the skyrocketing debt.”

“I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
VioLiN
1:42:25 PM
4/18/06

You're doin a heck of a job, Donny.”

“I've given up debunking XL because it doesn't seem to matter. He doesn't acknowledge when he's wrong and has actually repeated the 'fact' that I debunked within a week of the debunking, but since pedxing started it...


The economic expansion under Reagan was 92 months.

It was 106 months under Kennedy-Johnson and 120 months under Clinton.”

“March 1991 -- March 2001: 120 months
February 1961 -- December 1969: 106 months
November 1982 -- July 1990: 92 months

http://www.nber.org/cycles/cyclesmain.html”

“50 remarkable quotes
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•A man lost in his geography:

1-"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

George W. Bush

2-"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

George W. Bush

3-"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

George W. Bush

•A man lost in his logic:

4-" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.

It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "

George W. Bush

5-"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

George W. Bush

6-"These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and
they
want us to leave...I think the world would be better off if we did
leave..."

George W. Bush

7-"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

George W. Bush

8-"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

George W. Bush

9-"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They
never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
neither
do we."

George W. Bush

10-Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do
it,
that's trustworthiness.

George W. Bush

•A man lost in space:

11-"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

George W. Bush

•A MAN WITH HEAVEN ON HIS SIDE:

12-"I believe God wants me to be president."

George W. Bush

13- [I was] "chosen by the grace of God to lead at that moment."

George W. Bush

14-"God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then he
instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined
to
solve the problem in the Middle East."

George W. Bush

15-"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job."

George W. Bush

•The man lost in his vocabulary:

16-" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."

George W. Bush

17-"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for
'entrepreneur'."

George W. Bush

18-"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that
one word is, 'to be prepared'."

George W. Bush

19-'There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably
in
Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me —
you
can't get fooled again.'

George W. Bush

• Thoughts coming straight from George Orwell's '1984':

20-"Iraq and Afghanistan ...are now democracies and they are allies in
the
cause of freedom and peace."

George W. Bush

21-"Ariel Sharon ... is a man of courage and a man of peace."

George W. Bush

22-"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and
over
and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the
propaganda."

George W. Bush

•THE DECEIVING PACIFIST:

23-"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really
talking about peace."

George W. Bush

24-"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran
is
simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."

George W. Bush

25-"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."

George W. Bush

26- “Governments accountable to the voters focus on building roads and
schools—not weapons of mass destruction.” (N.B.: The U.S. has 10,000
nuclear
weapons)

George W. Bush

•The Theologian:

27-"Islam, as practiced by the vast majority of people, is a peaceful
religion."

George W. Bush

28-"The Islam that we know is a faith devoted to the worship of one
God, as
revealed through The Holy Qur'an. It teaches the value and the
importance of
charity, mercy, and peace."

George W. Bush

•THE Flip-Flopper:

29-"I favor leaving up to a woman and her doctor the abortion
question."

George W. Bush

30-"I am pro-life."

George W. Bush

31- "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is
our
number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."

George W. Bush

32- "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't
care.
It's not that important. It's not our priority."

George W. Bush

33-"We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological
laboratories...for those who say we haven't found the banned
manufacturing
devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them."

George W. Bush

•The forecaster of things to come:

34-"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties [in Iraq]."

George W. Bush

35-"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "

George W. Bush

36-"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
in
the future."

George W. Bush

37-"Many Iraqis can hear me tonight in a translated radio broadcast,
and I
have a message for them: If we must begin a military campaign, it will
be
directed against the lawless men who rule your country and not against
you."

George W. Bush, (speech of March 17, 2003)

38-"To the C students, I say you too can be president of the United
States."

George W. Bush

•The astute observer:

39-"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."

George W. Bush

40-"Brownie (Michael Brown of FEMA), you're doing a heck of a job."

George W. Bush

•A man and his environment:

41-"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

George W. Bush

•The double-talker:

42-"There's a lot of suffering in the Palestinian territory, because
militant Hamas is trying to stop the advance of democracy." (N.B.: The
Hamas
government was elected)

George W. Bush

43-"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will
make—it would hope—put a free press's mind at ease that you're not
being
denied information you shouldn't see."

George W. Bush

•THE WOULD-BE DICTATOR:

44-"In a time of war, the president must have the power he needs to
make the
tough decisions, including, if need be, the decision to grant himself
even
more power."

George W. Bush

45-"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time
thinking about myself, about why I do things."

George W. Bush

46-"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just
so
long as I'm the dictator."

George W. Bush

47-"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to
explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being
president."

George W. Bush

48- "I will not withdraw [from Iraq], even if Laura and Barney are the
only
ones supporting me."

George W. Bush

49- "I'm the decider, and I decide what's best."

George W. Bush

•And, last but not least, CONSIDERING THE MESS IN IRAQ:

50-“I don’t have the foggiest idea about what I think about
international,
foreign policy.”

George W. Bush


LMAO! How's that 30% support base doin'??”

“And WRONGO

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp

Thank you for your time Rep McKinney.”

“That's what, 5% of the above?

Face it XL. Apparently your tender side supports the first special ed president in US history.”

“Outstanding, Rosey.

Thanks for the grins.”

“Thankyou congressperson....LOL..FORMER congressperson.”

“Is XL housebound?”

“Housebroken? Nope.”

“LOL---

EVERY time I post something, they're online. It's like they're chained to their PC's.

Same for the Moonie... Get Outside, People!”

“dang, I didn't even post 1/2 the day today and it's I get a comment

poor Tilty, only notices the righties that are online too much”

“And there it is again... less than 20 minutes later.

Case Closed.”

“Not again! The man is truly an idiot:

I talk to a lot of families who have got a loved one in Iraq or Afghanistan, or anywhere else in this global war on terror, and they are in constant communication with their loved one. That's amazing, isn't it. You've got a kid in Iraq who is emailing mom daily, talking about the realities of what he or she sees. Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets. It's amazing how many emails I see from people that are writing in what they think and what they hear.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/05/20070502-2.html”

“just for funsies.......


� � � � � Tryin' to make me go to rehab, I say, no, no, no.

� � � � � � � � � � ��George Winehouse Bush

”

“"squeek squeek squeek"
-comment by Tilty and Charlie B.s former "party buddy">>>>>”

“There tiltypoo goes lying again.

Dumba$$ still hasn't learned what thread 'made up' quotes are for, LOL.
last edited: 2/11/08 10:23:01 AM”

“Here are some Good ones from HILLARY

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/hildabeast.asp”

“Now, now, XL! You know only tiltypoo and the other libbie barking moonbats are allowed to change the subject as 'logic' for political disageements.”

“Sorry about your junkie.”