My Sunroof is shattered: I hate everyone !

“HTF does that happen? I have a $500 deductible and I'm waiting for a quote to see if I need to use my insurance. That, along with my hangover and sketchy financial situation has brought me to the conclusion

That I hate the world!”

“That's what can happen having sex in your car >8^O”

“Yeah, I bet he hooked up with the hookers again!!! >8-O eeeeeeeeek!!!

lol

Seriously, that sucks about the sunroof. (Watch out for the pimps next time. LOL) heheehe”

“You got to watch it with those pimps. They'll f*** you up if you don't pay up.


Sorry about your car.”

“I swear it wasnt me that shattered your world:0

Howdja doit?”

“Stay out of my head.
>:(

lol”

“LOL! Great minds think alike!!”

“Great WARPED minds, that is!! :-)”

“Pimps On Yer Mind ????

That would make a nice country song.”

“Damn pimps!

Don't know how it happened, embear.

Can't find a frikken place that fixes sunroofs!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I need to have a liquid lunch, now.”

“Naw, if it were country it would be Billy Jim with the three truckstop waitresses that wear way too much makeup and seem to have a problem of wandering into truck cabs! (and did I mention they had lost their homes and their dogs all had died, too?)

The "pimp" thing has a better ring to it and is shorter, me thinks, upon further perusal. :-)”

“How about Billy Clyde Puckett?

....or some derivative there of.”

“Hey, have you made other claims lately to insurance? If you have, the "low" $500 or so to replace the sunroof could mean they might not pay in some much more expensive situation. Depending on price to replace and claim history, it could be better off not to make an insurance claim.”

“It could be worse.

I knew a girl who had vandals dump a can of burning garbage through her sunroof. Ended up totalling the car.

Keep a stiff upper lip.”

“we hate you too!


;-) just kidding...i'm sorry! sunroofs ain't nothin' but trouble.”

“I almost totaled my car because of terrorist tourons in 9/01. That was my last claim.

Burning garbage? Damn, people suck!”

“Yes indeed lyra.

Preverts in trucks can check out your package from on high.”

“stoopid preverts!”

“MarkO, are you one of them?”

“Weeeeeeelllll, there was a time when I drove trucks for a living.

I once observed a fellow in a convertible who was workin' the "stick shift"........if ya get my drift ;^O

That scarred me for life!

The panty shots certainly were treat, though.”

“hahahaha, god was punishing you w/the "stick shift" view!”

“I gotta say I nearly died laughing.

That S.O.B. was givin' it hell!!”

“I can't find a shop that does sunroofs so I can't get a quote. My insurance can't help me find a shop unless I file a claim.

Such a cyclic world we live in.

I shudder to think that my only option is a dealership. :(”

“poor poor bearmagnet. maybe you need to go visit that madam organ place again tonight. make you feel better:) I like drinking away the pain...”

“Sounds like a plan. meet you there at 10:00?”

“i wouldn't bother with the insurance company.

they're all a bunch of sonsab^tches if you ask me.

i figure insurance companies don't make millions a year by giving out more money then they charge you.

i won't take out any claims unless i absolutely have to.”

“and i agree with lyradoodles, sunroofs of the world ain't nuthin but trouble.

do doot doot doot do do doot

(anybody remember that old fresh prince song?)”

“i love my sunroof and have never had any probs.

BM - it will prolly take me about 10 hours to get there, so better make it midnight. We can drown in our sorrows together...”

“K! Drinks are on me!


Wait. What's wrong with you?”

“The last time I joined those D.C. fools.....Tuesday, last week.....I was no good the next day.”

“I have lots of sorrows. My water heater just bust and had to be replaced. My dog ate chocolate pudding on my carpet and stained it forever. I have LOTS of men issues. I have no money. I want to move. do you want me to continue???”

“I will be drinking on Sat, at least. All are welcome!

I'm sorry, embear. Maybe you should stop seeing all those men? ;) Or at least get one sugar daddy!

You would have more fun, money in DC! And no water heater problems!

And why are you feeding your dog pudding?”

“good idea bmag on the men thing.

Living in DC does not seem that great to me. I'm tryin to get to the other side of the country...and...no water heater probs? y not?

I'm not feeding her pudding. I had a package of the mix on the kitchen counter and she jumped up and got it while I was gone and proceeded to eat all the powder. The combination of dog slobber and chocolate pudding powder is not a pretty sight.”

“Other side sucks!

No water heater problems because you can rent!”

“The Dealer ordered my Sunroof glass: $504.00! They think my car was factory built with the sunroof so they're kind of pretty sure the glass will fit. Sort of.

Glad I had to pay for it already.”

“man that pissed me off. 550 #&%!$ing bucks for a #&%!$ing sunroof. the break in through my driver's side window really #&%!$ing pissed me off but it was so much #&%!$ing cheaper.

thanks for #&%!$ing bringing this the #&%!$ up.”

“LMAO!”

“BM sounds peeved.”

“BM and your point is?”

“that's why i always leave my windows down and my doors unlocked with absolutely nothing in my car except a note in the glove box that says

"Phuck Off Thief"”