How to find a condom that fits

“55 sizes!!!!!!

www.thelovespot.com/thcosiin55si.html

I can't open this site at work. But then again, I can't open webshots so who knows?”

“I swear I chose Fuego!”

“Suuuuuuure....”

“Lessee, about now, Matt is on his way home. He parks his car, comes in the house, kisses his wife and pats his daughter on the head, grabs a beer, and sits down in front of his computer. Opens up Trail Talk.

I'm guessing that Matt has beer all over his monitor right about.....now....”

“People don't talk enough about safe sex!”

“oh man, I really want to download the "get fitted" sheet, but my kids are around. LOL, that's funny!!”

“What does bonecrusher mean?”

“You've been IGNORED!”

“I stopped to read the small print. I thought it said, "ignore this loser!" Well, anyway, you've worked hard to get here. Been wondering how old you are, but I guess it no longer makes any difference.

Click.”

“thats hilarious, the fit kit has a warning about paper cuts!”

“I wonder if they have names for each size?

Size 55: Strut brutha strut!”

“LOL! That's terrible he doesn't believe in safe sex.

And didn't he tell the new person that he was out of here?

On another note - I find it amusing that people feel the need to state they're ignoring you. Should I care that a cybershmo "hates" me? I know real people that hate me! LMAO!”

“I don't need the chart - I usually just ask bonecrusher's mom what size she thinks I am.”

“One more time: Link.”

“Thanks Phantom. I think?

How come I've heard no "click" for the Rev? Is it some mystical shield? Would it help if I changed my name to Brother D Bearmagnet?”

“If it's not X-Large, I wouldn't worry about it!”

“It's a miracle! I prayed all night that this would change categories!Thanks for the Fuego, WebGod!

On another note - I'm seriously considering maybe cutting back on my caffeine intake. Kind of.”

“On our first day of college, my roommate and I went into town for some supplies. After hitting the liquor store we stopped by the pharmacy.

My roommate asked for a bottle of aspirin, “the smallest size you’ve got”.

Then he asked for a pack of condoms.

The girl behind the counter asked, “the smallest size too?””

“That's harsh.”

“Clicking here and clicking there. Download this, download that. What a hassle! I figure trying them on in the store has worked for me for the passed 15 years why stop now?”

“Girls are sooooo mean.”

“There's such an obvious come back to that comment. It's screaming out!”

“And some of you single folk say there are no positives to marriage. Socks are no fun!!!”

“Spill it bearmagnet. It's 25 years too late but maybe he can track her down.”

“Why don't we start with the biggest size? If it slips then dinners on me.”

“i don't know that that was the best choice of words, given the subject matter, Violin!”

“I thought of that lyra, but decided to stick it in there anyway.”

“mmmm hmmmm”

“Girls are sooooo mean."
MarkO
11:08:52 AM
08/12/04


To whom were you referring?

Why don't we start with the biggest size? If it slips then dinners on me."
bearmagnet
11:44:03 AM
08/12/04

So are the next 18 years of child support.”

“let's hear the "come back"!”

“Lyra said come”

“I already posted the come back. I mean the come back has.....”

“ooohhhh right. i'm asleep w/my eyes open today!”