This may seem paranoid, but...

“I think the President is after my wife!!!

BowlderGal is away on business. She was trying to get from the office in Phoenix to a friend's house after work, and all the roads were closed because Bush was in town to do a "campaign speech." It took her over an hour to go 2 miles.

This morning, she barely got out before they shut down the airport and delayed all the flights so he could go to his next "campaign" stop.

I just got a phone call from her from LA: her flight home is delayed because Bush is leaving after his "campaign" stop.

If he lands here, we're headin' fer the hills!!”

“Maybe he wants to offer her a job with the CIA.

LOL.”

“I dunno, but I'm goin' home NOW to pack up. Just in case....”

“...and no time for a "leaving TT" thread!”

“Of course Bush is after her. Everything is Bush's fault. Where ya been man? LOL!”

“Well,like they say-Just cause your paranoid,it doesnt mean they aint out to get ya!!”

“How getto!”

“Maybe she is like Arnold in that movie with Jamie Lee Curtis-she has a second life in the secret service.”

“Hmmm. That would explain that black SUV with darkly tinted windows she's been driving lately, huh?”

“SUV, Bush, ... Gawd, Nigel will be devastated.”

“Hey, Bowlder, make her show you her fancy "gadgets" when she gets home.
I would keep my eye on that Bush boy if I were you.”

“I think it's a good excuse to head for the hills.”