Can I Tell You A Secret.....My Woman Tak es Levitra

“GOOD GAWD am I getting sick of always seeing that commercial.

Makes me wonder if folks are more concerned with their woody than other drugs that are important for good health?”

“Hey!

All those years thinking there was no such thing as Spanish Fly....!

Having wood makes ya forget about yer problems, even THAT kind of problem.

But ya know what they say "If momma ain't happy, nobody is!"

LOL!”

“The "Off" switch is broken? Thy pulling the cord!”

“I think that people believe the health of their "woody" is a good thing also.. :)”

“I don't know if anyone else watched the PGA today, but that Levitra commercial started off most of the commercial breaks. Makes me wonder if golf adversly affects your performance in bed?

Come to think of it, I guess wood and golf do have something in common.”

“You know, as much as (I assume) all of us really enjoy a good roll in the hay, it's not about the size of the stick, but the true beauty of the wood. Too much emphasis on $ex, not enough on true compatability and deeply felt passion.

IMHO”

“We all know that golfers have problems in that area.

You mean four hours isn't normal?”

“I find this thread, and all threads regarding S-E-X in very poor taste.”

“Then keep it out of your mouth, bearmagnet.


Like your doctor really needs you calling up and bragging. "17 hours mother#&%!$er! Top that!"”

“I hear it's a demonstration sport in the Olympics this year.”

“I hear it's a demonstration sport in the Olympics this year.”

“Or maybe I should just use Starbursts?”

“I like the one Cealice one where the couple are soaking tubs side by side as the sun dips down below the horizon. They just might want to actually get ion the same tub. Always gets things going for me better that way.

I get so sick of all these drug commercials that depict the ideal, utopian life of the people who take their pills. I know they have to cash in on these types of drugs to cover the R & D of the really important ones but many aren’t even doing that any more. Yeah, I may die from cancer or a massive infarction but at least I’ll have some fine wood on my way out.”

“I would like to die while having sex. I mean right after having sex. I mean if I had to die.”

“Fact 1: Yer gonna die.

Fact 2: Yah might as well have good wood when you go.”

“"We all know that golfers have problems in that area.

You mean four hours isn't normal?..."


I don't know. Is four hours enough time to get 18 holes in?”

“If you die with wood does that mean ya have to have a special casket made so they can close the lid?

Confucius say, “Baseball wrong…man with four balls can not walk.””

“not a wood one I hope!

so if confusious say "baseball wrong...man with four balls can not walk..." Can he even have a bat?”

“If you fill the body with preservative fluid after death and a mans little friend works on hydraulics than aren't you gonna have wood for a while?”

“OK, I won't repeat my favorite joke here cause I always get hissed at but I will give the punch line..."Really? It tasted like shrimp.".”

“Ther is some way to get a hard on (if u cant) by using a certain herb i forget.

I dont have problems keepin mine up i just have problems keepin the damn thing down!!! ROFL”

“that's what they all say”

“The thing that I prefer to use to keep things going for just about as long as she wishes is an ancient, all natural remedy. It’s called 8 beers. LOL!

I’ve read about this stuff called “The Ropes” that is an all natural thing from Europe that is supposed to be the cat’s meow. They even claim multiple male O’s!”

“I think that broken lizard is in his teens, so he's probably not lyin'...”

“Well Bit if he is in teens your probably right... this thread turned more into a braggin thread don't ya think?”

“Puhleeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze give the rest of the joke up!”

“Not for me!”

“Only by mail Bear. Only by mail. I made the mistake of telling the joke once here. My good rep took a beating!”

“I think the joke would be legal on the "dirty joke thread", no?”

“No, that's the thread I took the beating on. It's one of those jokes that makes you instantly sorry you heard it but for some reason you're laughing at it. Kind of along the lines of the old coma/wife joke ("Hey doc, I think she's choking!". Give me your e mail addie and I'll shoot it off to ya.”

“I don't know about golf, but competitive bicyclists do have some serious problems in this area -- lots of R&D has been spent on designing saddles that don't impinge on the plumbing, but long-distance bike racers can eventually end up with better inflation in their tires than in the ol' Johnson. Just a thought before you start envying Lance.”

“2nd joke from the top:

http://sickjokes.about.com/library/blsick1.htm”

“Pekka, long distance truck drivers have a high rate of problems as well. Gotta get that thing checked out every year. YEEEOW!”

“I can't access outside email accounts here! I can't access that site at work, rev! I need a new job! I need it now!

I mean the joke and the job.”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the hell did you take a beating for that? Sick & funny are taboo here? Since when?”

“Last week I was watching a MASH rerun late at night. They followed the Levitra commercial with one for low hormone birth control pills. I guess someone thought you should take care of arousal and contraception at the same time.”

“"Why the hell did you take a beating for that? Sick & funny are taboo here? Since when?"

I don't know. It got a very cool reception to say the least.”

“my husband and I laugh really hard at the ocmmercial, especially the part where they talk about hard-ons lasting more then 4 hours being dangerous. All I can say is,,,,,,,,,,my eyes are going in circles, lol, Wowzesr!”