Help, I'm stuck in a Nalgene and I can't get out!

“ARRGGGHH!!! I didn't think I could fit inside. It was a dare. I'm even wearing a down jacket. I'm all squished and it's hot as hell in here. HELP! AHHhhhhhh...”

“Quick, somebody screw the lid on!”

“Q: How much for that nalgene bottle?

A: Give me a Buck and it's yours!”

“LMFAO geo!”

“I presume that it is one of the small mouthed nalgenes.

Claiming to be stuck in a wide mouth is really bragging !!

Next time use some vaseline.”

“Go ahead, screw the lid on. But one fart and that lid turns into a dangerous projectile. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?”

“(Taking lighter out of pocket)

Flick

KABOOOOOOM”

“LOL@GEO!!!”

“Is the Nalgene fushia pink?”

“Not any more, it's not!”

“I can't beleive his ego fit in there.”

“LOL!!! You guys are hysterical!”

“LOL.......”

“You know they make toys for just that sort of thing...”

“If there's one thing in this world I can't stand, it's voices coming from inside a Nalgene bottle.”

“Did he take his camera along, I wanna see the pics....




Then again maybe I don't...”

“I bet you're a real riot on the trail Buck. LOL!”

“OH NO!!! Buck! You look like you are stuck in a toilet!”

“Maybe if one of you ladies would rub his Nalgene hard enough, he would pop out?”

“Here is another view while holding him to the light.


”

“Would he grant them 3 wishes?”

“I'm not rubbin' nuthin'! But we could play hot potato with him!”

“If it would keep wolfeyes from posting funny pics of him, I bet so.”

“I am cracking up over here! You guys are hysterical.”

“Awww, Bit...where is your sense of adventure? I ain't had no fun in a long time. I'll stop now.”

“I would like to see that last photo the oppsite way. Make it wide at the top so it looks like his head will explode”

“"I presume that it is one of the small mouthed nalgenes.

Claiming to be stuck in a wide mouth is really bragging !!

Next time use some vaseline."
manuka
12:04:55 PM
08/16/04

You're assuming he's not talking about the 4oz bottles?????????”

“Those pix were before I torched it. It's too late for Buck. He's gone now. He shouldn't have challenged me that way. One minute you're alive and well inside a Nalgene bottle; the next you're atoms!”