Ladies hold on to your knickers..

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“Komm abhanden? :(”

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for a refresher:


huh? Komm abhanden was?
last edited: 4/19/05 12:36:28 PM”

“waaaaaaaa! My work's firewall is blocking me!!!!!!!!!”

“It proofs to become more and more difficult to find REAL hunks. Ladies, this could result in real problems for the future.

I hereby officially announce the search for a TT hunk 2005.

Criteria's:
Gender: Male of course
Must be at least 5'7" tall
Fat mass: no more then 18% (heeheehee)
Hair color: any color
Hair loss: NO!
Hair length: yes, we have guidelines for hair length. Not too long and not too short please.
Eye color: any, preferable green or blue

Those are the TT 2005 HUNK Guide Lines.

The winner will be awarded with his picture being posted on 10 trees in each city were a TT female is living.

Please apply to this thread.
Only serious applications please!
Good Luck! Play fair!

Thanks Embear! To enter you must post a picture of yourself. Please no layered clothing. Boxer shorts okay.
last edited: 4/19/05 12:48:54 PM”

“To enter, you must post a picture of yourself.”

“nobody wants to apply? Are yall skeered???”

“I've been missing out!
You gals crack me up! : )”

“Maybe they don't fit into our criteria?
hmm...we can't settle for less though. Those are the rules, and we are stickin' to them!

Please think about the prize! YOUR picture on 10 trees in every city were a TT girl resides!
What a prize! What an opportunity!
Think about the possiblities!

Don't wait any longer. APPLY NOW!”

“OK, Gemmie!!

6' 4"
210 #
Hair.....plenty
Blue eyes

Do I have to be single?”

“I have short hair and brown eyes :(”

“Tough luck.......Chuck”

“MarkO: application must be submitted with pictures.

DDX: Green or blue eye color preferred, but brown will be accepted.

Regarding Hair cut: No military buzz cuts allowed.

Please re-read the guidelines and apply. Remember, applications without pictures will be ignored and discarded.

Thank you.”

“Go to Tom Terrific's photo page and scroll yer ass on down..................”

“Dear Mr. Terrific,
Please understand that it is impossible for our judges to search for each picture of each applicant. Pictures MUST be posted WITH the application to THIS thread.

We may also should mention that the pictures should not be older then 6 weeks.

We are sorry for the trouble this may cost you. Thank you for understanding.

Regards,
The 2005 TT Hunk Committee”

“LOL! Gemini, you sound so professional. : )”

“yeah...and they are all too scared to apply!”

“I'll apply ;)”

“yes, that's right...I need to remember....it'll take a while to follow all our guide lines. I am sure in about 7 days (or less if we're really lucky) the applications will come flying in. RIGHT HUNKS?????

I need to learn not to be so unpatient.

heehee, I got nothing to do today, can you tell? LOL. and WhereTF are my hunk pics?
last edited: 4/19/05 6:43:47 PM”

“Em's already gotta hunk!”

“soooo??? we don't want a hunk to take home!! We want to award a TT 2005 Hunk Award!! That's all!! She can look, right??”

“I left work early today and was anxious to see the applicants from the afternoon! Whats the problem?”

“But I'm over 5'7", have less than 18% body fat, and have green eyes, so, don't I count?”

“Oh no bison... now I am getting it!! You mean you're embear's hunk! Well...ya know...that normally does disqualify you. I may need to talk to her if you REALLY do qualify. Measurements may be in order.
last edited: 4/19/05 7:18:35 PM”

“Gem...can we include something about if you have a gender identity disorder you need not apply???? Please!”

“Carlette... do understand that we normally are NOT able to make any exception. Please understand that it may be necessary to post application picture wearing boxer shorts only. This could result in more complicated problems, maybe even deletion of this thread.

Let me talk this over with the TT 2005 Hunk Committee.
We will get back to you with an answer within 48 hours.

We are sorry for the trouble this may has cost you. Thank you for understanding.

Regards,
The 2005 TT Hunk Committee
last edited: 4/19/05 7:25:20 PM”

“I think you have gender identity disorder confused with genitalia disorder.

Confer with said committtee and if I can be in on the next conference please let me know.

Cordially,
Carlette”

“Please be assured that we will contact you as soon as we have made our decision.
Like previously stated this could take up to 48 hours. Look for a response via email or this thread.

Sincerely,
The 2005 TT Hunk Committee”

“i think buck should apply.

5'7" or over??? i like taller men.”

“or over of course. I did want to give the "not so perfect" men a small chance.”

“but we only want perfection for this thread. tsk tsk. management overthrown!”

“hey, hey,hey... 5'7" is still in the perfect range!

Please note the words "small chance". ;-) do I have to spell it out for you or you put 2 and 2 together??


And please young lady...did you see who all applied? I mean applied following the guide lines? NO ONE! MarkO is the only one who applied, and he didn't follow our rules. Tried to make me search for his picture. Tsss....not gonna happen. Disqualified!
last edited: 4/19/05 8:29:39 PM”

“how about itty bitty chance? lol”

“Ms. ScorchFire, would you like to become a member of our committee? The TT 2005 Hunk Committee is always looking for a view good women.
last edited: 4/19/05 8:31:26 PM”

“but of course i would.

i'll post some pictures of what i'm looking for....”

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(one of my faves)”

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“like how i snuck that last one in there? lol”

“hmm...yes, I think we can approve of such specimen.

lol@ last pic
we need to do that again
last edited: 4/19/05 8:36:57 PM”

“hell yea. we can desecrate more statues”

“Well if you ladies really want to see a pic of my gut hanging out over my boxer-briefs I'll see what I can do.”

“yikes, better spare us”

“hmm...didn't you say you have bodyfat under 18%? of course you do NOT qualify if your body fat count if over the 18% requirement.”

“I took one look at the Christmas one, and thought "Man, that's gotta itch!"”

“My body fat is about 16% Gem, the guys you're postin' on here aren't anywhere near 18%, maybe 8%.”

“they're tastey either way.”

“Yeah... I'm in the lower 20's so I missed the cut :(

*sulks in his beer*”

“hmm... oh...that's what I wanted to write. not sure where the "1" is came from. [grin] small typo...

Disclaimer: The TT 2005 Hunk Committee is not responsible for typos.”

“wow i can tell all these muscley backpacker guys want their pics posted.... pssh. wussies.”