Rodney Dangerfield in for surgery

“Article on cnn.com. He's having heart valve surgery.

"Asked how long he would remain in the hospital after Wednesday's operation, he said: 'If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half.'"”

“hehe

Poor Rodney...he's been in and out of the hospital this year. If he croaks, I'll take care of his wife for him.

:O

Rodney: I tell ya, I don't get any respect. My wife woke me up last night and said she wanted sex. I said "ok dear." Then she got out of bed, grabbed the car keys, and left the house. I tell ya, I don't get any respect.

Ba dum bum !!”