Getting Married

“I am getting married next weekend, one of my favorite weekends to hike because it's a 3 day weekend. I should have listened to everyone's advice and eloped. This planning stuff is on my nerves. Maybe I should disappear on to the AT for a couple of days.”

“Congratulations!”

“The planning end of it is amazing. I had no idea what all went up to it. All I really had to do though was rent a tux and show up!”

“Thats the equivalent of what I am responsible for. Rent a monkey suit, and show up.”

“its not too late

run awaaayyyyy.....”

“I 2nd that!! Run to the AT and hide out the rest of your life or until she doesn't want to kill you anymore”

“God Speed and Best!”

“Congrats!

Poor sole. LOL”

“Scientists have discovered a substance that completely eliminates a womans sex drive





Wedding cake”

“there are three rings to marriage

1. engagement ring

2. wedding ring

3. suffeRING”

“I'll be offering my introductory TR, "live from hell. . ." If anyone is in Memphis, come see it live.”

“Golly boys. Ya make it sound like torture.

Congrats Memphis Hiker. I hope you have a fun wedding (well reception.) hee hee”

“Thanks everyone! It should be ok.”

“yeah that is what fonsie told us before he got married. Haven't heard from him since that day.”

“I need to put this in the pre-nups. I keep hiking, and you don't say anything about me going on trips twice a month. Yea right!”

“I never tell anyone Congrats for that. I would suggest seeing a good shrink.

All I ever say is say Good Luck. Hope ya know what your doing.”

“Congratulations!

I wish I could find a man.”

“"Way to go Memphis Hiker, way to think it through!"

-- Old School

Congrats and good luck!”

“Marriage can be great... hope your's is!!”

“You idiot. You poor fool. You have taken your passion for something and turned it into a "life" Don't you know the failure rate, the suicide rate?

Wait a minute...that's the letter for people starting their own business.

Sorry.

Nevermind.

Congratulations!”

“memphis, congrats!!”

“Well, I've been keeping this under my hat but seeings how there is a thread...hmmm.

I've been divorced for 18 years and liked that just fine but then comes along the perfect one.

He popped the question Aug 3rd and I said yes :)”

“Thanks for the congrats everyone!”

“Visit www.marriagebuilders.com, read everything on the site. Then buy the "His Needs, Her Needs" book. It will get you off on the right foot.”

“Is this who I think it is? If sooo go jump in the lake!!!!!!!!

Some of you peeps have met him at the Savage Gulf last year. The guy I rode with last year.”

“Memphis Hiker is Moses???”

“hey Cottonsocks, what ever happened to the hottie Trooper”

“I think so. Trooper is great!!!!!!”

“Memphis Hiker pics of you and your bride to be”

“Ewker-
I am still alive and actually doing quite well. Marraige has been good....so far. We just had our offer accepted for a house- the closing date has been set as Oct. 1.
BTW Congrats Memphis Hiker.”

“Congrats Fonsie!

Welcome to the "In Debt for the rest of your life club."”

“Thanks- Its better than wasting 700 dollars a month on renting a 550 square foot apt. That gets cramped with 2 people and a greyhound.”

“Bingo!

I knew you would say that. That is how I feel as well. The value of my house has gone up 45% since I bought it 5 years ago.

Plus I only have 10 years left on the loan. Whoo Pee!”

“I take the plunge in 10 months. Got to find that organist...”