“Student charged after clogging border crossing toilet
Associated Press

PORT OF SWEET GRASS (AP) -- Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.

Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.

Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.



"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.

It can still happen in Montana!”

“Maybe they should install Bidet's across the country to fight terrorism? They must have some money left over in the Homeland Security budget?”

“For Liberty and Justice for "Stalls"”

“Hope it stops the cr@p from flowing into Canada.”

“Hopefuly it will stop the crap like "Let's Invade Iran' from flowing out of Candada too.”

“You ain't just a'schittin' now, are ya?”

“Calling the Dave Matthews Band!


There's a toilet that needs emptying on the Canadian border!!

Please find some Canucks or tourists to dump it on!”

“I wouldn't $hit you, MarkO- you're my favorite turd!”

“It wasn't me that did the deed, yer honor, honest. It was that bag of stash I had swallowed to smuggle it into the US. How was I to know the urge would overtake me at the border?”

“I wonder what kind of evidence the prosecution will present?

Exhibit A- One bag of...”

“Good point, aero. If they don't habeus a corpus, ... they ain't got a case!”

“They may have to remove the toilet from the floor and wheel it into court.”

“I wonder if they'll accuse him of planting a "pipe bomb"?”

“A 'dirty bomb', at the very least!”

“Johnny Cochran: "If you don't have $hit- you must aquit!"”

“If it had been Artex you could probably insert electrodes into the "substance" and touch it off...........B O O M ! ! !”

“The had to call in the special bomb disposal unit!

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“Who believes this guy?


OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma man told federal investigators he forgot a pipe bomb he built for fun was in his luggage when tried to board an airplane, according to court documents released Thursday.

Charles Alfred Dreyling Jr., 24, was charged Thursday with trying to carry the bomb aboard a Delta Airlines flight from Oklahoma City to Atlanta on Wednesday, according to the documents.

more...”

“What a dumbass excuse.

What was his plan, to ignite it with his burning pants?”

“Speaking of terror from within...you should have seen the burrito I had for lunch. Thing was huge.”

“All right, no body let Nigal near a plane for at least 6 hours.”

“It was from one of those little road side stands too so there’s no telling what kind of gastrointestinal thing that may be brewing in my pants as we speak!”

“You're wearing pants?”

“Yeah, it's a stipulation of the court order...”

“LMAO”

“I think that's how this thread started; a college kid was charged with plugging up the toilet at the border crossing; after laying some serious pipe!”

“Reminds me of the guy I saw at the airport in Sacramento trying to go through security with a box of ammo in his carryon stuff. I was going through when I saw the screener hand-searching this guy's bag and pull out the ammo, and the guy's going "oops" ...”