Breast Enlargement

“yup.. you gotta try.

Course you know the girls will start their own thread now.. #&%!$ enlargement.

lol..”

“so what makes the ads work?.. is it when you are tping.. or when you are reading the thread?.. I forget.”

“woo hoo!

it worked!

LOL

OMG - yahoo shopping has an ad for it!”

“kOo... its working.

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“when reading I think - and then Matt has it randomized with his store too.”

“no thanks. don't need that.”

“no thank you, I am holding out for my #&%!$ Enlarger.”

“WTF?
I can say breat but not P E N I S.”

“WTF?
I can say breast but not P E N I S”

“The adds aren't cooperating with me today.”

“Great. Now we'll get ads for red x's.”

“Maple, you want a #&%!$ Enlarger? Does Treebeard know about this?”

“sure he does. He is getting his breast done next week

=)~”

“It's not mine. That sort of thing isn't my bag baby.”

“musthike, your colostomy bag?

i don't need a breast enlargement.”

“Tooooo funny, TD!”

“I think I'll go for the works.”

“clik on the "natural bra" ad - they have a neat little video.

its tame, sorry guys.”

“MAn at my HS 5 girls parents got them breast implants (at the beginning of senior year) for graduating high school but they hadnt graduated yet!!

One of the girls jsut went around showing guys!!

THe other girls were like no they just grew alot over the summer!!

When they all came out and told the truth everyone already knew!!!

Hahahah i would always ask them if they were real and one of the girls was one of my good friends and one day i pocked it and said "wow those are hard they have to be those must be someone elses boobs"”

“No silicone, no saline, no sir! www.tit4tat.net”

“BEcause they are all to old to get them done

I bet yah anything that those old b1tchies wen to the plastic surgery warehouse and asked could i get them done and they said "h3ll no u are to old"”

“frankly I am relieved that all my swimming is firming AND reducing my bustline. oh the terror, of fearing, gravity could literally take my breasts right down to my navel”

“the old orange in socks syndrome, eh?”

“ROTF
I will swim around the world before letting that happen”

“?? Breast enlargement ?? you crossing over TD?”

“br0k3n l1z4rd, to say that you are ignorant would be too complementary.

I suppose you think the leaching of reactive platinum (one of the identified dangers of silicone implants) that is passed on to offspring, not to mention infections, painful scar tissue and hardening, are just something "b*****s" have to deal with for your juvenile entertainment.

Oh, by the way, its my wife you called a "b***h." But why would that matter to you? Women aren't people, they're just "b*****s" to you.

P.S., read the whole website and you just might learn something that would help you grow up and appreciate women of all shapes, sizes, and ages, and stop displacing your fear of inadequacy onto others.”

“Maybe u dont understand i dont care!!!!

TY for the info though!!!

Sounds like ur takin life pretty serious!!

Go to ur doctor and ask him for a prescription for some ganja and chill out!”

“big breasts don't impress me. Any woman who feels that breast enlargements are going to make them feel better is in need of additional medical and chemical therapy. Such a waste.

One breast enhancement = 10 packpacking trips.”

“Totally dude. Any old blonde with big fake hooters is such a turn off. Now, if a woman doesn't feel good about herself and wishes to fight gravity and simply have what she was born with "spruced up" I have no problem with that.

Same for guys. Hell, I'm already planning on a scrotum tuck for my 60th birthday!”

“Haven't read this whole thread, but did wander across the TV show "Dr. 90210" on, I think it was "E" this weekend.

They show you the actual cutting away of the fat and chipping of noses. YIKES!!”

“a new show...called "Miami Slice". Reality show that shows 5 true life plastic surgeons doing there thing and then what there lives are like after they bang the women that they "enhance".

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGG”

“I saw that lizs. YIKES! Make me sick every time I see them taking that chisle and hammer to their nose. Yuck!

My new favorite show is How Irritating Are You? hosted by Mo Rocka. A couple has their house wired with cameras and they submit the things that irritate them the most about their partner and a panel chooses who's the most irritating. Very funny! One wife complained about her husband's nose picking.”

“***...I don't get the reality show thing. My life is exciting enough, that I don't have to sit around watching "tube" watching others behave like idiots. But then,,,maybe thats just me and my life is good.”

“What a co-inky-dink. My wife doesn't get into them either. She says sitting around watching me is all the idiocy she needs.”

“LOL!”

“I also have to ask, stikkie, you wouldn't be out there promoting those cable shows, now would ya? ;-P”

“HUH? WTF? Towndawg is getting some fake boobs?”

“chili36: The thought occurred to me on the way into work.. that most people reading this thread would have no clue why I posted it.

This thread references to some other obscure post I made on some other thread. I was noticing how the sidebar advertising on the individual threads are somewhat context sensitive.. and whoever I was talking to said something like.. "great!.. so if we start a thread about boobs, we will get porn ads?"

So anyway.. now you know the rest of the story.

I posted this to test the theory that Matt has completed some webwork he mentioned a couple months back. It works, Matt!”

“drivell!!!”

“It's Google Ad-sense service.”

“June 24, 2005 — Lulu Diaz is excited to show her friends the high school graduation present she got from her parents — her new breasts.

At Lulu's high school and at the beauty school she now attends on New York's Long Island, she says the talk among her friends is about how they look, and getting breast implants. Some of Lulu's friends have gotten them.


"It just made me want to get them done right there. And then when I graduated, my parents were like, all right, congratulations, you got a boob job.


When she was 18, her parents had bought her a Jaguar for graduation. She didn't want a car. They told her: "OK, you can trade it in for new breasts." She did.

When "20/20" met Lulu's friend Jennifer O'Brien, she was self-conscious about having smaller breasts. It showed in her body language. She covered up her breasts, padded her bra.

Jennifer envied Lulu's new look. "Look how much confidence she has. Like, look at my shirt and look at her shirt, like, you know," she said.


Jennifer thought she could get Lulu's confidence by getting breast implants herself. So, she did. Six months later, Jennifer says her new breasts have changed her personality.


"I am a loving and caring person, and I'm outgoing, but the way I used to dress and my body language didn't say that. And now it does," she said. "I feel like a different person. I have so much confidence, I like, do and say as I want, like, I don't hold anything back anymore."


Who paid for Jennifer's new look? Her parents.


"This is a gift of love from us, and we see a difference in her," Jennifer's mom, Doreen O'Brien, said.


The gift of breast implants costs about $7,000. "But I don't think you can put really a price on your child's happiness," she said.

more...”

“What a way to instill a set of values in a kid, huh? very commendable!

People blow me away sometimes...”

“"Congrats on graduating from high school! But ya know what? No one cares if you don't have big boobs, so here ya go!"”

“well i hope she at least got to keep the rest of the money left after she traded the car in! i mean a Jaguar for a $7000 set of boobs, not exactly a fair deal.

did you guys know women can still lactate after they get implants? weird, huh? i don't really even understand how lactation happens w/out implants, so i sure don't get that.”

“That's a real hoot.......er
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“lactating? I'm sure this spoiled little brat wouldn't want that to happen! Get milk on her 700 dollar blouse? Are you nuts?”

“What happens when these implanted girls get old? Do their boobs sag along with the rest of thier body? That would be funny to see an 80 yr old woman with perky boobs.”

“Are they real?

Or is it Mamorex?”