Ketchup - It's what's for *Lunch!!*

“YUMMY!! I had lunch in today. Flipped an extra large potato in the micro-wave. When it was cooked, I sprinkled some salt and pepper on it and then smothered it with Ketchup, lots and lots of good, wholesome, tomatoes ketchup. Yum, yum, YUM!!! To wash it down, I had a Powdered milk cocktail___powdered milk, ice cubes and water. No biscuits, but Garrison would be proud of me. He would probably give me a free pass to the Lake Wobegon Trail.:-)”

“I am thinking about hittin Sabbaro for some diarrhea pizza”

“Gee, corn for breakfast, ketchup for lunch- what's for dinner? Mayonaise?”

“Beer is what's for dinner.”

“Beer is for dessert and a late night snack too!”

“hey what's up tiger lilly errrr i mean aero?”

“The other red meat!”

“This message has been brought to you by the Ketchup Board.


Ketchup, ... Ketchup, ... Ketchup.”