Good grief: Treebeard got arrested

“I know Ruby. They picked me because I'm still registered Republican and they figured I could carry out a lie. I may have to leave the party now.”

“thanks tree, that pic is a classic!”

“Then again, I could become an elder statesman like Nixon did.”

“Ruby - Your TT cherry has just been busted, LOL. ;-)”

“Hell, I leave TT a few days and people start getting busted.


I might have a whole new career in defending TT'ers.

Or, was all this a hoax. I couldn't get past the 107th post before I decided to just go to the ending.”

“Nice preparation for your case, Counselor.

Next!”

“Oh well, I guess I could go on to Hooters and get the waitresses to help me prepare my briefs.”

“You can go back about one page, I think, and learn what happened.”

“a couple of them are prolly law students chili! I bet they'd be excited about helping you out!”

“Not as excited as he would be!”

“Ruby - Your TT cherry has just been busted, LOL. ;-)"
StoveStomper
03:25:53 PM
08/30/04
ignore this user



I thought that already happened on my first TT hike. ;)”

“The hell with the briefs. What he really wants them to do is reach out for the long arm of justice.”

“And I was going to volunteer to report the prelim and the ensuing depos and the trial and the sentencing.”

“Can someone provide a link to Ruby's first trip report, please....”

“Ruby - NOW you realize why a few of us are so 'careful' about believing TT stuff, and newbies, and every 'hot chick' that logs in. ;-)”

“Nothing like THAT happened on my first trip. There were some interesting subsequent trips...but we shan't speak of those. lol”

“I was with Ruby on her first trip”

“I'm back in the office now. I think I called this one very early. SS and I were both wanting to see the mug shot. I'm more than a little dissappointed.

Even though it crumbled, you got almost 300 post in about 8 hrs and bonus points for creativity.”

“Glad it was a hoax. I wasn't looking forward to driving to the island in the rain tonight!”

“Outstanding, outstanding!”

“The staple gun on NYC streets gave it away imediately for me.

That and Capn Bobo saying something wasn't a laughing matter.:)”

“I think one of the difference between this hoax and the BB/Tarabull hoax was the size of the cast. Less people means less holes to patch up later.”

“The BB thing was so believable. Had this been maple it would've been more believable due to the emotional nature of things. TB is a bit too level headed/laid back about things.”

“LOL
Mapes getting busted is so very believeable!!!
I can just see her cussing out a cop.
Love ya Mapes....... ;-)”

“"I think I called this one very early....."

Ahem....


I believe the 7th post said:

"That it, if this isn't all in jest, which I will reserve....:)"
laqtis
08:20:35 AM"


heheheee....!”

“Thanks for the entertainment today, I had decided not post into this charade until the cover was blown... why would someone be stapling signs to a presumably metal utility pole? Just seemed odd to me, all good fun though.”

“LMFAO!!!

That was alot of fun! Yeah, I guess we kind of slipped on the stapling posters to metal utility poles!?! (but not everyone caught that....)

pepsi, you're good -- This is no laughing matter... LMAO!”

“C- for originality...much like the "Nowslimmer's in Jail?" thread.
I think the similarity created doubt right from the git go.

A for group effort. Mine was pretty much solo since Nowslimmer couldn't remember for sure whether he'd been in jail or not. Still can't.

A for the tie in with a topical event. The possibility of Treebeard being at the RNC is very high and added credibility.

I feel humbled and privileged to learn from afar at the feet of the masters (b.s.). Great Job!”

“MOUNTAINS SITED IN KANSAS!
Details to follow.”

“Hey! You know I'll always be there with the Haiku, Tree. Haiku can get you throught the toughest of times, fake or not.”

“Sleep for a few hours and this is what happens!

I just wonder what's going to happen when a TT'r is really in jail and we all know that it will happen someday.

2 minutes in the penalty box for hooking!”

“LMFAO! You guys had me goin' on this one. Did they remove gullible from the dictionary?

Man, it was great to see all those people marching in the streets. Glad you partook, Tree!

V -- nice job on the photoshop. I knew that was bogus but it was one of your better ones...”

“go git em tree!grrrrrr!”

“Wow, y'all had me going...







































FOR ALMOST 3 WHOLE PAGES of this 6-page thread.”

“...See, and this is why we can't take anything seriously around here...

That being said, y'all are pretty funny... :P”

“I'm so dissapointed that this didn't go over 300 posts. That would have made it a REAL hoax.

I'm still impressed with the creativity and timing on it though.”

“Geo, what you did was evil. yOu'R nOw PaRt oF tHe aSsEs oF eViL.”

“... the Asses of Evil....
LOLOLOLOL”

“We nailed another one. I got an email from OhioHiker saying he was happy my friend was in jail and asking whether he was drunk.

I replied and asked him whether ALPs sells brains.”

“I forgot to note that his email came after the cat was out of the bag (slippery cats!).”

“I no angry at Mr. Geobeet any more. I realize even if Mr. Treebeard in jail, Miss Mapleleaf no fool around on him with One Inch Wang.

So it funny! ha ha ha

Maybe I do same thing? ha ha ha”

“"... the Asses of Evil....
LOLOLOLOL"


There were many shirts with in the march saying that saying accompanied by pictures of Bush, Cheney, Runsfeld and ASScroft!”

“Geobeet, you evil bastard!

Is OhioHiker your pen pal?

You deserve him!!!

I think we should send Treebeard a nice fruit basket.

And Bobo, maybe I'll spike his TnT next time I see him.

Hey, it's already spiked...”

“Pardon the bad English there...”

“Oh, should One Inch Wang apologize for bad English? My English verry bad.

Any way, ok, I sorry for bad English.”

“Wang, you're sorry for everything.......what gives?”

“I think everybody knew...Wang only One Inch!”

“So, Ohio Hiker was the dude with the staple gun?”

“Wang, your usage is wrong.

I think it's more significant that Ohio Hiker has an on-line relationship with Geobeet.”

“One Inch Wang English verry bad. I know this. Verry sorry. You should hear One Inch Wang talk. Tongue get in way.”