Good grief: Treebeard got arrested

“Whose tongue?

Dayhiker, we made it to 300 posts. Do I get the prize now?”

“MarkO, I keep telling ya, the guy just wants to know what it's like to have sex. His mom asked me not to tell him.”

“You guys suck!!!

(how come I didn't get to play in the game??)”

“We needed you more as a victim rather than a perpetrator. besides, iwanted to test your friendship and see if you would bail me out! You failed! :)”

“Damn, two days at Hooters having them help me polish up my defense and this is a hoax?”

“I've heard it called a lot of things, but this is the first time a guy called it his defense! Did they polish it good?”

“Thanx, Chili! I owe ya one!”

“Tree, ya owe chili for what? He got his "defense" polished by Hooters gals. I think he owes you.”

“Chili's going to polish my defense?”

“No, he got his "defense" polished by the Hooters gals.”

“You see, I figured out that he used "defense" so Cottonsocks couldn't figure out what was happening (nudge nudge, wink wink).”

“Angry customer urinates in video store

New York, NY, Sep. 23 (UPI) -- A man got so angry when the manager of a Staten Island video store told him to leave, he urinated all over the shop, the New York Post reported.
What's more, police said, 33-year-old Steven Scott stole four DVDs and a blank tape from the Blockbuster Video store before he left. The manager called police with a description of the man, and Scott was arrested outside an apartment building.
He's charged with criminal possession of stolen property and criminal trespass.”

“HEY! I was pissed off!

Get it?

Pissed off! Haahaahaahaahaa

Fuhgeddaboudit!!!


(Trailing off) pissed off...

... and dat fuggin' guy was pissed on!

Bwaahaahaahaa”

“I think this one got posted last week.”

“Better to be pissed off than pissed on!”

“How did police recognize the man?

The guy pissed himself........dribble, dribble.....”

“As soon as I heard it I thought of you TreeB. LOL!”

“Yeah, that kind of histrionics is right in line with the tree's.”

“My kid saw a guys whizzin' on the subway in NY a couple of weeks ago.

Tree, dat you too?”

“Great! Now Mutt's gonna be calling him a pissninny.”

“Pissninny! LOL! The pissninny blissninny.”

“was the urine green?”

“Did is smell like asparagus?”

“whizzin on the subway is dangerous.

The third rail has a lot more juice than the average electric fence.”

“Hughes: It's not the volts, it's the amps!

Nun: How many amps is it?

Hughes: Enough to push a train! Now shut up!”

“You'd have to be squating on that 3rd rail to get shocked. I watched a show called myth busters where they scientificlly recreate myths and urban ledgends and that was one they did and debunked. Then they went and peed on an electric fence real close and roasted their wieners. LOL!”

“Not sure about whizzing, but in order to get electrocuted on the third rail, one must also touch another rail or some conductor to complete the charge. Any takers want to prove my point, Mutt? Or should I just settle for pissing on you? :)”

“golden showers :D”

“No, it was me peeing.”

“It's not usually too hard to electricity to find ground.......yeah, get Mutt to check it out.”

“Breaking news, Tree pisses on dog!”

“lmao, Doom! Next I'll try a fire hydrant!”

“Electric fences and cousins from the city always made for a good time.”

“I never pissed on one, but I did grab an electic fence once.

The next thing I knew I was picking myself up off the ground.”

“ZAP!”

“So what happens if ya take a dump on the 3rd rail? And why do they call it "taking" a dump? Shouldn't it be called "leaving" a dump?”

“Dump should be fine as long as you get separation before it touches.

Electric shock causes muscles to contract. Your sphincter will instantly snip off the dump if you do get contact.”

“Good to know. I'm filing that gem away for a later date. I can just see my first trip to NYC now, "No dude, it's OK. This guy on the internet told me it'd be fine.".”

“What treebeard said to the manager when he walked into the store was, "I'm gonna have it out with you!"”

“Pinch that loaf!

A nephew of mine was two and grabbed an electric fence..........and promptly loaded his diaper.”

“Fortunately for me, I didn't crap my pants when I had my run-in with the electric fence...”

“The answer my friend is pissin' in the wind.

The answer is pissin' in the wind.”

“There you have it folks, from good ol' Not Bob Dylan!”

“Knob Dillin' ??”

“I fear to ask.”

“Oct. 6, 2004 — A 62-year-old New York woman has filed a lawsuit against a 86-year-old paragon of political passion alleged to have hit her with a cane following a fight over George W. Bush election stickers, police said Tuesday.

The suit alleges "harrassment" and says the 86-year-old former university professor "struck" the 62-year-old with her walking stick because she took the election stickers to the woman's posh New York building.

The run-in took place Sunday at the door of a building on Central Park West.

The alleged victim told reporters she was delivering the Bush stickers to a friend when the alleged presidential detractor suggested she "get out of here with that trash."

She tore up one sticker and then hit the younger woman on the behind with her cane.

The alleged assailant told local media she had never struck her rival. "I didn't use my cane. We exchanged some words and pushed one another back and forth," the octagenarian said.”

“Ok, so I am older than I look! So, sue me! But, I swear the young whippersnapper had it coming, da lousy beeyatch! And, if you tell anyone my real age, I'll staple your toupee to your head!”

“This so-called hoax was bull#&%!$. Talk about crying wolf. The Tree family has had its share of drama (real, I suppose) in the past few years but I won't give any credence to any more.”

“yeah, quit blaming the tree...it was 2scoops that peed in the video store :)”

“Flyguy, what the f_ck are you talking about? This was a joke thread. Something fly up your ass, guy?”