Republican press releases

“As a member of the media at a small, weekly paper, I just received TWELVE Republican convention press releases between 4:15 p.m. and what would be 1:45 a.m. (Eastern time)

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakk!!

I want to shoot the computer screen with each succeeding bit of drivel on the convention. (no, the Democrats were far from this obnoxious)”

“Hmmm... I see it's some group that's NOT AUTHORIZED BY A CANDIDATE that's sending them. LMFAO! Oh yes, and I supposedly signed up for them. Blah, blah, yadda, yadda... get listed in a news editor directory and I *guess* you signed up!!

Here's an example of one that especially touched me.....

From: "The 2004 Republican National Convention"

Subject: Vice President and Mrs. Cheney to Share Madison Square Garden Box with Special Guests
Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:10:25 -0400 (EDT)


MEDIA ADVISORY

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE August 30, 2004
Contact: Convention Media Affairs
212-356-2300

Vice President and Mrs. Cheney to Share Madison Square Garden Box with Special Guests

NEW YORK - Vice President Dick Cheney and Mrs. Cheney will share their Madison Square Garden box with a number of special guests during tonight's session of the 2004 Republican National Convention.

Tonight's convention program will pay tribute to the courage of a
nation that has seen unprecedented challenges over the last three and a half
years and the President who led the nation through these historic
times.

Vice Presidential Box Guests for Monday evening, August 30th, from
9:30-11:15 p.m. EDT are as follows:

Bill Jones, former CA secretary of state and U.S Senate candidate
U.S. Representative Jim DeMint, Senate candidate, South Carolina
Deena Burnett, widow of Flight 93 hero Tom Burnett
(Mrs. Burnett will join the Cheneys after she speaks to the Convention
at 10:20 PM)
Jill Hickey, guest of Deena Burnett
U.S. Representative Heather Wilson, New Mexico, convention speaker
Jay Wilson

Cheney family members in the box will include:
Liz Cheney
Grace Perry
Elizabeth Perry
Phil Perry
Kate Perry


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Paid for by the Committee on Arrangements for the 2004 Republican
National Convention |
Not authorized by any candidate or candidate committee. |
www.gopconvention.com”

“It's good to know they can be totally unbiased...”

“Newsflash: New Republican-themed vacation destination to open soon.”

“I invoke Godwin's law.”

“You defeatocrats don't even have lemons...kinda reminds me of the Cowpatty Pie story (LOL)////Good Change of thread Ped. Tough getting your tail eaten on Political History.”

“What if you have a party of jellyfish?




Put a woman in charge because she'll put you in a jam and she smells like fish.

”

“LOL @ XL!

Don't know whose tail it was that you were mouthing, but I'm glad you felt you got some teeth into it.”

“Disablicans need to act more like Defeatocrats so they could do a little dance for us. All boneheads.”

“Does anyone notice how similar Nancy Pelosi looks to the Runaway Bride?????”

“hahah youre single arent you”

“Hahaha..Mohammed Jalil Wahabbi 666. You don't hike do you...?
Just dying to ask this...

What is your opinion on the comparison between white fuel, alchohol, and propane/butane for cooking?

Is there a trade off between using sil-nylon and heavier more waterproof materials?

How would you classify the need to carry three one liter Nalgenes versus one 3 liter Water Bladder?
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“the new neocon tactic...we have utterly failed and we have no message and were going down in flames in a couple weeks so lets act like grade schoolers and say girls are ugly and smell like fish”

“Not a fan of the ladies there are we Boy George Hiker.”

“one of those 2 women have been digitally enhanced for effect”

“So what.....tit for tat is so much fun!

Let's play azzhole!!”

“Republimperialists........WOW, isn't that clever?


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